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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not toothless, just love a spongey chocolate-coated treat, which is great in case I ever do end up toothless. 

Plenty of time for that when you are toothless.

 
4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

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10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

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That's a wagon wheel isn't it?

 
3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Certainly do.

Whitnall missed about 5 gimme goals and Travis Johnson was left alone to pick up 150 uncontested possessions in addition to several good players being “managed “.

That first clearance out of the middle for us and the space that opened up in the 50 was the easiest bit of football you'll see. 

Worst win I've ever been to. 

15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That's a wagon wheel isn't it?

It certainly is ;) 


21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

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🥱 
 

It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

Excuse me @Demonland can you please ban WCW and her ip address for life?

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19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

 
42 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

Pfft confectionery guy phoned it in the day they started making Wagon Wheels.

For starters, where are the spokes? And could you possibly get a thinner layer of jam? And what’s the white stuff? It’s certainly not cream.

A Peppermint Patty is exactly that… it’s peppermint and it’s a patty. No bs about it. 


Ms War and Mr Bub a Peppermint Slice is a biscuit the others are poor children's confectionery.

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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

It's not even a bar shape.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Plenty of time for that when you are toothless.

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Now C’mon Yawl, 

We are Demon supporters. We are Demonlander’s. We have social standing to uphold. 
 

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Peppermint Patties. Pfftt! Get outta that Collingwood gutter, suit up, and nibble on the real Peppermint patty 🤪😝😋

36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

 

Forgotten the old frys. Cheers. 

That must be the most annoying soundtrack EVER. I want to punch that guy.

The only time chocolate coated minty things shall pass my lips...... a Dinner Mint

After dinner.....of course

Most suitably  with a Port...  just so so would suffice....

Decent Port requires its own company...

 

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I am just waiting for someone to claim that a Tim Tam is a chocolate bar.


For those fans of mint chocolate and kit kats, this is quite nice.

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7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What????? What is wrong with you?! Milk bottles (closely followed by *teeth) are the best lollies of all. My biggest complaint about mixed lollies is that there’s never enough of them. Jelly babies overload. 😠 

* you don’t need to call them “false teeth.” No one is expecting to find real ones in the packet. 

Urgh, you think you know someone and then they reveal a betrayal of decency like this.

Thin ice, WCW, thin ice.

3 hours ago, old dee said:

It's not even a bar shape.

It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

 
11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

How do you St Albans people choose which items to shoplift?

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I am suffering memory loss.

I have absolutely no recollection of a Mintex bar.

I wonder if I have been hypnotised.


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