The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Redleg 41,016]

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not toothless, just love a spongey chocolate-coated treat, which is great in case I ever do end up toothless. 

Plenty of time for that when you are toothless.

[beelzebub 23,380]

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

 

Are you two hearing yourselves?! Clearly not. The Peppermint Patty is the best chocolate treat ever. EVER. “Fully-fledged chocolate bar” Deeves? Really?!?! Anyone with half a brain knows that you never have just one. Minimum three, for mine. And Red, “soggy”???? I prefer “spongey” which is the texture that makes it unique. 

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

[Redleg 41,016]

10 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

That's a wagon wheel isn't it?

[layzie 33,879]

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Certainly do.

Whitnall missed about 5 gimme goals and Travis Johnson was left alone to pick up 150 uncontested possessions in addition to several good players being “managed “.

That first clearance out of the middle for us and the space that opened up in the 50 was the easiest bit of football you'll see. 

Worst win I've ever been to. 

[beelzebub 23,380]

15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

That's a wagon wheel isn't it?

It certainly is ;) 

[Guest]

21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

No.... i don't think so....

Doesn't compare to a......

🥱 
 

It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

[AzzKikA 2,371]

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🥱 
 

It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

Excuse me @Demonland can you please ban WCW and her ip address for life?

Edited May 12, 2023 by AzzKikA

[beelzebub 23,380]

19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🥱 
 

It’s not even a chocolate bar, it’s an overgrown biscuit. 

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

[leave it to deever 17,511]

 

[Guest]

42 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

Pfft confectionery guy phoned it in the day they started making Wagon Wheels.

For starters, where are the spokes? And could you possibly get a thinner layer of jam? And what’s the white stuff? It’s certainly not cream.

A Peppermint Patty is exactly that… it’s peppermint and it’s a patty. No bs about it. 

[daisycutter 29,628]

 

[ManDee 7,162]

Ms War and Mr Bub a Peppermint Slice is a biscuit the others are poor children's confectionery.

Edited May 12, 2023 by ManDee
You may place a comma to suit your view of me.

[old dee 23,805]

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

And a Patty is ??

Overrated spit of minty pleghm disguised in chocolate...    is that a chocolate bar ?  More something excreted by an albatross after flossing with mintleaves.

No....not a fan.......

It's not even a bar shape.

[daisycutter 29,628]

[Red and Bluebeard 2,084]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Plenty of time for that when you are toothless.

[Demonsterative 3,020]

Now C’mon Yawl, 

We are Demon supporters. We are Demonlander’s. We have social standing to uphold. 
 

Peppermint Patties. Pfftt! Get outta that Collingwood gutter, suit up, and nibble on the real Peppermint patty 🤪😝😋

[leave it to deever 17,511]

36 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

 

Forgotten the old frys. Cheers. 

That must be the most annoying soundtrack EVER. I want to punch that guy.

[beelzebub 23,380]

The only time chocolate coated minty things shall pass my lips...... a Dinner Mint

After dinner.....of course

Most suitably  with a Port...  just so so would suffice....

Decent Port requires its own company...

 

[leave it to deever 17,511]

Just on a footy note, how long has 7 plus streamed vfl?

[Redleg 41,016]

I am just waiting for someone to claim that a Tim Tam is a chocolate bar.

[AzzKikA 2,371]

For those fans of mint chocolate and kit kats, this is quite nice.

[Little Goffy 14,585]

7 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

What????? What is wrong with you?! Milk bottles (closely followed by *teeth) are the best lollies of all. My biggest complaint about mixed lollies is that there’s never enough of them. Jelly babies overload. 😠 

* you don’t need to call them “false teeth.” No one is expecting to find real ones in the packet. 

Urgh, you think you know someone and then they reveal a betrayal of decency like this.

Thin ice, WCW, thin ice.

[Guest]

3 hours ago, old dee said:

It's not even a bar shape.

It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

[Bitter but optimistic 22,242]

11 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

It’s in the same section of the supermarket as the other chocolate bars, therefore it qualifies as a chocolate bar. Anyways, Wagon Wheels also aren’t bar-shaped. Or have you just got it in for Peppermint Patties?

How do you St Albans people choose which items to shoplift?

[Redleg 41,016]

I am suffering memory loss.

I have absolutely no recollection of a Mintex bar.

I wonder if I have been hypnotised.