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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

He can surprise us all.

Absolutely!  Uncle's a D'land legend 💪🏼

 
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Every club should adopt the ‘No D***head’ policy. It’s proven to work brilliantly. 

All too true. Unfortunately the world seems to have a permanent oversupply of them 🤐

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On my iPad for the Casey game and then to the tv, for todays feast of Demons’ footy.

 

I tell you what, the older I get the more difficult it gets to get motivated to go back to work after extra days off!

3 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

I tell you what, the older I get the more difficult it gets to get motivated to go back to work after extra days off!

I fixed that problem I retired. 


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2 minutes ago, old dee said:

I fixed that problem I retired. 

Good solution.

57 minutes ago, old dee said:

I fixed that problem I retired. 

I wish!

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Boys must be accumulating plenty of frequent flyer points this week.

 
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Don’t think we have played at this time on a Saturday that I can recall. 

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Don’t think we have played at this time on a Saturday that I can recall. 

Maybe the Crows game that we lost by a point?


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4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I know that feeling od !!!!

I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

 

Just now, Redleg said:

I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

 

That's reason enough to take the jump right there.

On 11/11/2022 at 11:42 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

It sure will. I hope Brodie plays the game of his life. And Luke suffers a season-ending injury. Joking. So not joking 🙃 

That is a bit nasty - unless you mean a season ending injury to his self esteem.  

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am trying to keep that feeling at bay for a few more years. Trying to reach 50 years in the same job. Not sure why though.

 

A gold watch? 😆


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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's reason enough to take the jump right there.

Yep maybe.

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6 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A gold watch? 😆

No self employed, so it’s leave and door slams behind me.

1 minute ago, Redleg said:

No self employed, so it’s leave and door slams behind me.

In that case, here is one I prepared earlier ... (add bananas to taste 😆)

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Just now, Red and Bluebeard said:

In that case, here is one I prepared earlier ... (add bananas to taste 😆)

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Thank you so much. It will be treasured.

3 hours ago, Redleg said:

Thank you so much. It will be treasured.

Here's something a bit more classy

 

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22 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Here's something a bit more classy

 

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Also greatly appreciated.

11 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Here's something a bit more classy

 

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Love everything about it. 

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34 minutes ago, layzie said:

Love everything about it. 

What me retiring or the watches?

 
1 hour ago, layzie said:

Love everything about it. 

How could you not, it just screams class.

39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

What me retiring or the watches?

From The Top Man GIF by Bernardson

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Might be selling a lot of ponchos for gather round.


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