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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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16 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Has Kozzie signed with us yet?

Oh please Mr Leg it is going to bad enough without including it in this thread. Can we make it a Kossie free thread please ? 

 
36 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Should have leaned back.

Yeah that’s guaranteed to make a very flattering pic. Not

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18 hours ago, old dee said:

Oh please Mr Leg it is going to bad enough without including it in this thread. Can we make it a Kossie free thread please ? 

There is only one ( player ) name banned from this thread, but I get your point.

 
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18 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yeah that’s guaranteed to make a very flattering pic. Not

Would have given Uncle Bitter something nice to hang on the manor kitchen wall, instead of the vampire girls of 1986 calendar, which is currently there.

Randwick Race 2 Saturday.

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

There is only one ( player ) name banned from this thread, but I get your point.

So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

2 hours ago, ManDee said:

So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

I guess you like spitting into the wind ManDee!

On 2/1/2023 at 9:24 PM, Redleg said:

Are you in that photo WCW?

PS: happy birthday Ed.

They should bring back 'Press red for Ed'

 
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3 hours ago, ManDee said:

So Red, is it ok to mention Port Adelaide's 2022 pick 53?

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He should change his name.

6 hours ago, Redleg said:

Would have given Uncle Bitter something nice to hang on the manor kitchen wall, instead of the vampire girls of 1986 calendar, which is currently there.

It's a family thing Red- one of them was my cousin.


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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's a family thing Red- one of them was my cousin.

Is she the one wiping off that trickle of blood on her chin?

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is she the one wiping off that trickle of blood on her chin?

Well ........ err ....yes Red. Very perceptive of you .......but probably for the wrong reasons.

It's not a vampire thing - she probably cut herself shaving.

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44 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well ........ err ....yes Red. Very perceptive of you .......but probably for the wrong reasons.

It's not a vampire thing - she probably cut herself shaving.

She doesn’t own a styptic pencil?

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No., she preferred to type her correspondence.

In blood 🩸 ink?


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My horse Vongole got beaten by a bob of the head in the last at Moonee Valley last night.

Jockey had a new novel excuse. Said a vampire appeared just near the finishing post and spooked the horse.

Was that your cousin, uncle Bitter?

If yes, tell her she owes the syndicate $22k. It was at night of course, when she would be out and about.

20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

My horse Vongole got beaten by a bob of the head in the last at Moonee Valley last night.

Jockey had a new novel excuse. Said a vampire appeared just near the finishing post and spooked the horse.

Was that your cousin, uncle Bitter?

If yes, tell her she owes the syndicate $22k. It was at night of course, when she would be out and about.

serves you right, red for not paying your protection money

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Just now, daisycutter said:

serves you right, red for not paying your protection money

Who knew I had to pay off vampires.

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Who knew I had to pay off vampires.

any decent jockey

On 2/3/2023 at 9:55 AM, Dee Zephyr said:

Randwick Race 2 Saturday.

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What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!


21 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

Yep…so close to having 🍌🍌🍌🍌 this campaign.

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3 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

The bananas aren’t as good lately.

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Interesting comment by Bailey Humphrey in a SEN article, that Melbourne tried to “steal” him in the draft,  by trading up to the pick before Gold Coast.

So he was the property of the Suns then!

 
4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Interesting comment by Bailey Humphrey in a SEN article, that Melbourne tried to “steal” him in the draft,  by trading up to the pick before Gold Coast.

So he was the property of the Suns then!

https://www.sen.com.au/news/2023/02/04/top-draftee-reveals-rival-clubs-late-poaching-effort-on-draft-night/

Was it our pick 15 and a future 1st we offered the Bombers?

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