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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's a family thing Red- one of them was my cousin.

Is she the one wiping off that trickle of blood on her chin?

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    13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Is she the one wiping off that trickle of blood on her chin?

    Well ........ err ....yes Red. Very perceptive of you .......but probably for the wrong reasons.

    It's not a vampire thing - she probably cut herself shaving.

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    44 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well ........ err ....yes Red. Very perceptive of you .......but probably for the wrong reasons.

    It's not a vampire thing - she probably cut herself shaving.

    She doesn’t own a styptic pencil?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    No., she preferred to type her correspondence.

    In blood 🩸 ink?

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    My horse Vongole got beaten by a bob of the head in the last at Moonee Valley last night.

    Jockey had a new novel excuse. Said a vampire appeared just near the finishing post and spooked the horse.

    Was that your cousin, uncle Bitter?

    If yes, tell her she owes the syndicate $22k. It was at night of course, when she would be out and about.

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    20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    My horse Vongole got beaten by a bob of the head in the last at Moonee Valley last night.

    Jockey had a new novel excuse. Said a vampire appeared just near the finishing post and spooked the horse.

    Was that your cousin, uncle Bitter?

    If yes, tell her she owes the syndicate $22k. It was at night of course, when she would be out and about.

    serves you right, red for not paying your protection money

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    serves you right, red for not paying your protection money

    Who knew I had to pay off vampires.

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    On 2/3/2023 at 9:55 AM, Dee Zephyr said:

    Randwick Race 2 Saturday.

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    What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

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    21 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

    What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

    Yep…so close to having 🍌🍌🍌🍌 this campaign.

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    3 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    What [censored] made me bet on Banana Queen today? The bastard ran second!

    The bananas aren’t as good lately.

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    Interesting comment by Bailey Humphrey in a SEN article, that Melbourne tried to “steal” him in the draft,  by trading up to the pick before Gold Coast.

    So he was the property of the Suns then!

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Interesting comment by Bailey Humphrey in a SEN article, that Melbourne tried to “steal” him in the draft,  by trading up to the pick before Gold Coast.

    So he was the property of the Suns then!

    https://www.sen.com.au/news/2023/02/04/top-draftee-reveals-rival-clubs-late-poaching-effort-on-draft-night/

    Was it our pick 15 and a future 1st we offered the Bombers?

    Edited by Stiff Arm

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    On 1/29/2023 at 1:49 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Geez OD,

    WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

    You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches.

    You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers.

    Rest easy young WCW.

    PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

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    52 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

    You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches.

    You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers.

    Rest easy young WCW.

    PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

    Can anyone here apply to be in the security team?

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    15 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Can anyone here apply to be in the security team?

    Not a moniker that would play well at a job interview, Layzie...

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

    You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches.

    You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers.

    Rest easy young WCW.

    PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

    I’m lost for words, Red. And that’s a first.

    You’re a sweetheart. 💕

    But as much as I am humbled and truly appreciate your caring gesture, I think it only fair to point out the bolded words in your post (above). Hashtag judge/book/cover 😉

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    WCW, having now seen a photo of you on another thread and seeing what an attractive and normal person you appear to be, I am now banning Uncle Bitter from any further harassment of you on this thread, DL or in person.

    You will be protected from the depraved Lord of the Manner and I have readied my security team to deal with any breaches.

    You are now safe, under the protective umbrella of Redleg and his millions of caring and empathetic followers.

    Rest easy young WCW.

    PS: the protection will extend to your Fritta bear too.

    Bwahaha Bwahaha ! Looks more like some sort of deranged and violent crim to me!

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bwahaha Bwahaha ! Looks more like some sort of deranged and violent crim to me!

    Who, Mr Leg or Ms War?

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    1 hour ago, layzie said:

    Can anyone here apply to be in the security team?

    Yes if you pass the rigorous training, which would make Survivor and That Jungle Celebrity tv show look like picnics.

    A total dislike of the Blues is a basic requirement, for even enrolling in the course.

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    27 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I’m lost for words, Red. And that’s a first.

    You’re a sweetheart. 💕

    But as much as I am humbled and truly appreciate your caring gesture, I think it only fair to point out the bolded words in your post (above). Hashtag judge/book/cover 😉

    You are much too modest my child.

    If you look at my record for discovering footballers, you will know I am not one to judge a book by its cover. If that was the case, I would nickname Uncle Bitter, Quasimodo.

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    6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bwahaha Bwahaha ! Looks more like some sort of deranged and violent crim to me!

    Strike one!

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    6 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    Who, Mr Leg or Ms War?

    Don’t incite him.

    He is on the way to a Wine Cask ban.

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