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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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59 minutes ago, old dee said:

Every AFL player that makes the paper is " Superstar AFL player"even if they played  10 games 10 years ago. 

fixed it for ya

 
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“Australia Cricket Captain and TV Star slug it out.”

Turns out they never touched each other.

2 hours ago, old dee said:

Every AFL player that makes the paper is " Star AFL player"even if they played  10 games 10 years ago. 

According to the Pommy papers, Andy Murray is a Brit when he wins, but a Scot when he loses

 
8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It's more than headlines Red!

Articles can be misleading, biased, unnecessarily emotive etc. etc.

The Hun was once a decent paper and The Rage was pretty good. Now The Hun make a good chip wrap or mulch while The Rage is only marginally better.

I am not going to spoil my chips by wrapping them in the Hun!

My new Demon Chickens!

I realise this is a footy forum and not a chook forum but it’s off-season so I hope nobody minds. 

Besides, the four little bundles of feathery cuteness (below) are all named after current Dees players (my three fave players… plus Fritta 🙃) so this isn’t entirely off-topic. 

Footnote: I tragically lost my last clutch of bantams to a brazen fox who clearly didn’t get the memo re being nocturnal, nor that my backyard is in the middle of suburbia. So these lil guys are living in the house until they’re old enough to move into their outdoor accommodation… “Chook Manor” a nod to @Bitter but optimistic😁

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Left to right: Langers, Fritta, Melksy and Harmesy. ❤️💙


On 1/24/2023 at 10:33 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

I am not going to spoil my chips by wrapping them in the Hun!

I wouldn’t even line my chicken coop with that newspaper.

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WJ is in hospital with knee problems, so best wishes Jack from all of us on your favourite DL thread, for a speedy recovery.

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My new Demon Chickens!

I realise this is a footy forum and not a chook forum but it’s off-season so I hope nobody minds. 

Besides, the four little bundles of feathery cuteness (below) are all named after current Dees players (my three fave players… plus Fritta 🙃) so this isn’t entirely off-topic. 

Footnote: I tragically lost my last clutch of bantams to a brazen fox who clearly didn’t get the memo re being nocturnal, nor that my backyard is in the middle of suburbia. So these lil guys are living in the house until they’re old enough to move into their outdoor accommodation… “Chook Manor” a nod to @Bitter but optimistic😁

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Left to right: Langers, Fritta, Melksy and Harmesy. ❤️💙

Grief passes: We remember, W, and are pleased 😊

 
1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

My new Demon Chickens!

I realise this is a footy forum and not a chook forum but it’s off-season so I hope nobody minds. 

Besides, the four little bundles of feathery cuteness (below) are all named after current Dees players (my three fave players… plus Fritta 🙃) so this isn’t entirely off-topic. 

Footnote: I tragically lost my last clutch of bantams to a brazen fox who clearly didn’t get the memo re being nocturnal, nor that my backyard is in the middle of suburbia. So these lil guys are living in the house until they’re old enough to move into their outdoor accommodation… “Chook Manor” a nod to @Bitter but optimistic😁

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Left to right: Langers, Fritta, Melksy and Harmesy. ❤️💙

Arhh spatchcock!!

My favourite !!!!!

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

WJ is in hospital with knee problems, so best wishes Jack from all of us on your favourite DL thread, for a speedy recovery.

Replacement?


19 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arhh spatchcock!!

My favourite !!!!!

Uhm if you’re gonna regard my precious babies as a menu item, at least get their breed right. They’re  Bearded Belgian D’Anvers. 😠 

3 minutes ago, old dee said:

Replacement?

Geez OD, Jack’s only got knee issues, shouldn’t be so quick to wanna replace him. 

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15 minutes ago, old dee said:

Replacement?

Possible quadriceps tendon tear. Hopefully only partial and not full.

 

1 hour ago, old dee said:

 

 

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7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Arhh spatchcock!!

My favourite !!!!!

Are you a thigh or breaste man?

On 1/29/2023 at 12:53 PM, Redleg said:

WJ is in hospital with knee problems, so best wishes Jack from all of us on your favourite DL thread, for a speedy recovery.

Get well soon @Whispering_Jack Come back and kick some goals here!

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2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Get well soon @Whispering_Jack Come back and kick some goals here!

Don’t think he will be kicking any goals soon,  but I am sure we will see a lot of him on DL, as he recovers.

On 1/29/2023 at 9:43 PM, dworship said:

Are you a thigh or breaste man?

Well now ..... there's a question that, being both a gourmandizer and a man with a penchant for variety, deserves some consideration.

The breast, obviously,  is foremost for tenderness and texture but the thigh has its distinctive attractions. These are visual, through its generally darker hue and also, on the palate, as its flavour tends to be far more robust.

Some would argue that there is also an olfactory attraction relating to the thigh - but I am unconvinced.

In the end one's choice often depends on the occasion and, naturally, the accompanying libation.

 


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANGERS!

❤️💙  27 today   ❤️💙

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4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANGERS!

❤️💙  27 today   ❤️💙

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Are you in that photo WCW?

PS: happy birthday Ed.

I’m almost in this photo. I usually sit directly in front of the girl in the foreground.

 
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13 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’m almost in this photo. I usually sit directly in front of the girl in the foreground.

Should have leaned back.


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