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1 minute ago, dieter said:

himmel is the place where nothing ever happens...

Ápparently Himelberg is well known for its bad haircuts!!

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Devo is not a dirty word, Devo is not a dirty word, dont you beleive what youvé seen or you have heard, DEVO!

    Oh sorry thats Skyhooks'.

    Hey uncle, ever had a "Balwyn Calling" experience??

    Well ....... not precisely picket. However, I do recall buying Advocaat for sheilas back in the day.

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    17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well ....... not precisely picket. However, I do recall buying Advocaat for sheilas back in the day.

    That B calling song had good guitar.

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    For all affectionadoes of classic Prog rock

    Check out a King King Crimson video on you tube Live Meltdown Mexico 2017 ( Released in 2018) and a BRILLIANT song featuring 3 Drummers called "INDISCIPLINE"' Be prepared to be BLOWN AWAY!! pf

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well ....... not precisely picket. However, I do recall buying Advocaat for sheilas back in the day.

    Now there is a long forgotten drink Bbo. A hoped l-g op-ner back in the day. Have to say it never worked. 

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    47 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Now there is a long forgotten drink Bbo. A hoped l-g op-ner back in the day. Have to say it never worked. 

    how about the mateus rose followed by a barossa pearl, od

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    42 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    how about the mateus rose followed by a barossa pearl, od

    I can honestly say bp has never passed my lips DC. However a bottle of French bubbles was much more successful even if I could not afford petrol for week. 

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Anyone for a Harvey Wallbanger?

    I was partial to the odd slippery nipple back in the day. 

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    3 hours ago, picket fence said:

    For all affectionadoes of classic Prog rock

    Check out a King King Crimson video on you tube Live Meltdown Mexico 2017 ( Released in 2018) and a BRILLIANT song featuring 3 Drummers called "INDISCIPLINE"' Be prepared to be BLOWN AWAY!! pf

    This is so cool. Only problem is
 not nearly enough drums. 😁

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    43 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I was partial to the odd slippery nipple back in the day. 

    Mmmm ... arhhh ...... slurp slurp.... gasp ........ how was that for you WCW?

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    5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Mmmm ... arhhh ...... slurp slurp.... gasp ........ how was that for you WCW?

    I said slippery not slimy

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    9 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Devo is not a dirty word, Devo is not a dirty word, dont you beleive what youvé seen or you have heard, DEVO!

    Oh sorry thats Skyhooks'.

    Hey uncle, ever had a "Balwyn Calling" experience??

    For such a boring hole it has received too much attention. Keith Richards hid out there for a while.

    No danger of anyone  recognising him.

    They should sell it off to the CCP.

    Ooops .Too late

     

     

     

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    20 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    hahahaha  ..... touche ..... slimy is my only card ...... don't do much else !!!!

    But I’m sure you do it well. 😉 

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    I can honestly say bp has never passed my lips DC. However a bottle of French bubbles was much more successful even if I could not afford petrol for week. 

    I had a selection of quality wines that never failed to induce romance. In addition to Mateus Rose, favourites included Ben Ean Moselle, Cold Duck and Blue Nun. All within the budget too. Suited all locations including confined spaces and spillage was not a problem. Although, I was surprised when one beautiful young student was less than impressed and opted for Stones Ginger Wine. 

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    6 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    I had a selection of quality wines that never failed to induce romance. In addition to Mateus Rose, favourites included Ben Ean Moselle, Cold Duck and Blue Nun. All within the budget too. Suited all locations including confined spaces and spillage was not a problem. Although, I was surprised when one beautiful young student was less than impressed and opted for Stones Ginger Wine. 

    Jesus Ernie, you've named some classics in that lot. Back in the day, I tried them all for nefarious purposes but Stones ...... FMD ... we used to have a swig at 3/4 time on really cold days.

    Can't say that it improved my footy though!

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    I’ve been a member of DL for many years. I don’t understand what this thread is about and at this stage I’m too afraid to ask. 

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    2 minutes ago, Smokey said:

    I’ve been a member of DL for many years. I don’t understand what this thread is about and at this stage I’m too afraid to ask. 

    Don't be too concerned Smokey - even the [censored] who have been posting for years don't know what it's about!

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    ' Take a pair of sparkling eyes

    take a pair of ruby lips

    take a sparkling Porphyry Pearl ' 

    mmmm delish but my alcohol of choice in the early days was, sadly, Brandivino.

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    13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Anyone for a Harvey Wallbanger?

    I knew him🥲

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    13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jesus Ernie, you've named some classics in that lot. Back in the day, I tried them all for nefarious purposes but Stones ...... FMD ... we used to have a swig at 3/4 time on really cold days.

    Can't say that it improved my footy though!

    Yep the old Stones used to warm you up at 1/2 time.

     Don't forget the Bacardi and Coke for our fairer sex in those day. Never failed!!

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    On 1/31/2022 at 4:20 PM, picket fence said:

    For all affectionadoes of classic Prog rock

    Check out a King King Crimson video on you tube Live Meltdown Mexico 2017 ( Released in 2018) and a BRILLIANT song featuring 3 Drummers called "INDISCIPLINE"' Be prepared to be BLOWN AWAY!! pf

    I think I speak for all 3 of us when I say not everyone has a spare 6 hours to listen to it.

    Can I recommend an obscure Swedish band from the 60s/70s named Harvester and their excellent album Hemat.

    Not joking.

    Seriously good anthemic Sauna music.

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    11 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    I think I speak for all 3 of us when I say not everyone has a spare 6 hours to listen to it.

    Can I recommend an obscure Swedish band from the 60s/70s named Harvester and their excellent album Hemat.

    Not joking.

    Seriously good anthemic Sauna music.

    Arrh Biffen! You have this wonderfully arcane knowledge of music.

    Pity you have no friends to share it with!!!!!

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    On 1/31/2022 at 1:55 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well ....... not precisely picket. However, I do recall buying Advocaat for sheilas back in the day.

    I worked with a charming young lady 20 years ago from Cockermouth in UK check it out! 😁........... who loved Porphyry Pearl and was a rabid SWEET fan. Get her onto the turps and she became very conversational!

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