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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

Good lord! Just had a quick scan of this thread for the first time.

It's the Demonland equivalent of Seinfeld... a thread about nothing, yet somehow entertaining!

 

 

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    1 hour ago, leave it to deever said:

     

    There is your big mistake deever. It is about a multitude of things.

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    2 hours ago, Stiff Arm said:

    Good lord! Just had a quick scan of this thread for the first time.

    It's the Demonland equivalent of Seinfeld... a thread about nothing, yet somehow entertaining!

     

    seifield! wtf, pfffft!

    couldn't hold a candle to this thread.....sheer amateurs and pretenders

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    10 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    seifield! wtf, pfffft!

    couldn't hold a candle to this thread.....sheer amateurs and pretenders

    still recovering from a night of excess in borewood dc ?

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    still recovering from a night of excess in borewood dc ?

    no time for recovery, uncle. still enjoying the excesses of burwood and celebrating the flag

    suppose it is a bit quiet  in  that long-legged-sheep station in romsey this time of year?

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    On 12/30/2021 at 12:52 PM, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Wait for it...

    Haha still waiting Tim. Perhaps I should have asked Red if speaking B$ on this thread was a ban(ana)ble offence.

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    2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    no time for recovery, uncle. still enjoying the excesses of burwood and celebrating the flag

    suppose it is a bit quiet  in  that long-legged-sheep station in romsey this time of year?

    We Romsey sophisticates do not flaunt our lavish lifestyle dc -it unsettles the peasants.

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    12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    all our peasants in burwood have been supplanted by money laundering asiatics

    i miss our peasants

    The peasants are revolting!

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    17 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Haha still waiting Tim. Perhaps I should have asked Red if speaking B$ on this thread was a ban(ana)ble offence.

    You're not any more, Neil!😄

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    18 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Haha still waiting Tim. Perhaps I should have asked Red if speaking B$ on this thread was a ban(ana)ble offence.

    Luckily there has been no BS in the last 11 years on the thread so need to worry about it and of course I am not a mod and have no power on Demonland.

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    On 1/2/2022 at 11:07 AM, Redleg said:

    Luckily there has been no BS in the last 11 years on the thread so need to worry about it and of course I am not a mod and have no power on Demonland.

    Other than creating the biggest and longest running thread ! 

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Other than creating the biggest and longest running thread ! 

    … and weirdest. You left out weirdest. 

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Other than creating the biggest and longest running thread ! 

    Yes something to be proud of.

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    … and weirdest. You left out weirdest. 

    That's harsh. I would settle for eclectic.

    But let me say this without fear of contradiction, it is inhabited by the most intelligent, articulate and perceptive group of devotees, of any football forum, or make that any forum, in the world.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    That's harsh. I would settle for eclectic.

    But let me say this without fear of contradiction, it is inhabited by the most intelligent, articulate and perceptive group of devotees, of any football forum, or make that any forum, in the world.

    I meant ‘weird’ in the nicest possible way. 🙂

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    27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    That's harsh. I would settle for eclectic.

    But let me say this without fear of contradiction, it is inhabited by the most intelligent, articulate and perceptive group of devotees, of any football forum, or make that any forum, in the world.

    Thanks Red,

    I cannot disagree.

    But could we add in sexy?

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    7 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Thanks Red,

    I cannot disagree.

    But could we add in sexy?

    Given your Avatar Biff, that may be stretching it a bit.

    But if it it will make you happy, I will add sexy.

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    2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Yes, yes we can.

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQehyFJ4Mh1HUJCn3qUvgS

    And there you have it!

    Words are superfluous.

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    On 1/2/2022 at 10:58 AM, Demonland said:

    The moderators are looking into it.

    I believe in you.

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    35 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    I believe in you.

    You sound like Cher.

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