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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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2 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Glad this thread has done a Lazarus, for some time the only one worth reading.

How come, when I open this thread I come across a picture of a dark haired quite attractive asian lady gently eating the tip of a large banana.   Am I the only one with this problem ?

 

Those Americans can be a funny bunch, 

Crikey , I hope I haven’t uploaded some of my personal album!!

Was she wearing a maid’s uniform?

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Have you no forgiveness in your heart Biffen?

Where is your humanity?

 

My humanity and forgiveness are watching re-runs of baby seals getting clubbed to death on the frozen tundra.

 
1 hour ago, Better days ahead said:

Ah. you mean this guy?

 

Qanon shamen.jpg

nah......that's uncle bitters' murican cousin

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

My humanity and forgiveness are watching re-runs of baby seals getting clubbed to death on the frozen tundra.

Yeah, sure, and watching the Dalai Lama being fed to the crocodiles imported from Florida for prime time viewing. NO???

In the meantime, what is the difference between tundra and tuna? Serious question. Think about it.


2 hours ago, daisycutter said:

he has a name -> hwfua

or image.png.c6675af767325ab6f3bb281fd17b7dd9.pngin ancient egyptian

But what of hwfua’s old man? Is he still on $100kpa as an apprentice in the recruiting department at Blacktown?

14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

nah......that's uncle bitters' murican cousin

I'm not sure about that dc, however, he does have excellent taste in attire. 

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have won the Super bowl for the first time ever. That gives me confidence that a perennial loser has won the big one today that is an omen for the AFL's perennial losers. We have unfortunately missed the boat with Tom Brady.

 
1 hour ago, old dee said:

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers have won the Super bowl for the first time ever. That gives me confidence that a perennial loser has won the big one today that is an omen for the AFL's perennial losers. We have unfortunately missed the boat with Tom Brady.

But we haven’t missed the boat yet for Dusty Martin.

Here’s hoping he falls out with Richmond, we convince him to join us (on a multi-million dollar deal of course) so he can stick it to his former club. He leads us to the promised land picking up another norm smith while he does so.  It’s written in the stars.

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On 2/7/2021 at 3:24 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well praise the lord !!!

The world will once again have access to the wit and wisdom of my posts

Hallelujah. My life has been a shell of its previous existence during the absence of your posting on here.


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Back to footy boys.

What are the thoughts on young Farmer? Anybody seen him train? He is clearly very slight and not another Wiz, but hopefully  has the talent and application to make the list, to give him the time to develop under AFL coaching and conditioning.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Back to footy boys.

What are the thoughts on young Farmer? Anybody seen him train? He is clearly very slight and not another Wiz, but hopefully  has the talent and application to make the list, to give him the time to develop under AFL coaching and conditioning.

Like the majority I have not seen him so I will have to accept the FD decision on him and if he gets a spot we will see. Having said that he looks very thin. If you are short or thin in today's football World to make it at senior level you have to be very good. Is he very good? The fact no one drafted him tends to suggests he is not. But a few make it after missing the draft. Quite a few high placed draftees don't make it so time will tell. 

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Hallelujah. My life has been a shell of its previous existence during the absence of your posting on here.

Quite understandable ,like a boat without a rudder I’m sure

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Weid has played 44 games of a possible 113 and will now miss 3 months because of another injury.

I am starting to worry about him.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Weid has played 44 games of a possible 113 and will now miss 3 months because of another injury.

I am starting to worry about him.

Won't make it Mr. leg. 


On 2/10/2021 at 5:32 PM, Redleg said:

Weid has played 44 games of a possible 113 and will now miss 3 months because of another injury.

I am starting to worry about him.

I have an associate- related to the lads lass.

He wears an apron and collects dishes at BBQs.

He brings the Aunt a cup of tea-and waits on guests.

Its a worry.

 

On 2/10/2021 at 4:32 PM, Redleg said:

Weid has played 44 games of a possible 113 and will now miss 3 months because of another injury.

I am starting to worry about him.

How many games played of available ( when not injured is the critical figure but you left that out for Whatever reason ) ???

I agree this injury puts pressure on Sam but if ever he is hogging to make it this year is his best chance.

I have faith that given a chance he will respond but at best now he may not be to convince Club other than a one year contract extension or even a rookie chance.

Heres hoping Sam can show he is good enough. 

30 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I have an associate- related to the lads lass.

He wears an apron and collects dishes at BBQs.

He brings the Aunt a cup of tea-and waits on guests.

Its a worry.

 

Suggest you alter the facts Biff and if that was your son doing that what would you say?  Being a good son or Imply that it does not mean he can't play footy (and you know it! ) 

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On 2/11/2021 at 8:08 PM, 58er said:

How many games played of available ( when not injured is the critical figure but you left that out for Whatever reason ) ???

 

The reason I left it out was the very reason for the post. He is often injured and not available and that is the very point, not that he doesn’t have ability. 


3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

The reason I left it out was the very reason for the post. He is often injured and not available and that is the very point, not that he doesn’t have ability. 

Nevertheless you could have actually crunched your point with the stats on injury games missed.
Nothing like  a fact or two to back up your opinion  !!! 

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11 minutes ago, 58er said:

Nevertheless you could have actually crunched your point with the stats on injury games missed.
Nothing like  a fact or two to back up your opinion  !!! 

Well I will be happy for you to put up those stats as I don’t have them. I would suggest though off the top of my head, that he missed most of his chances at senior games through injury, rather than poor form. 
Here is a fact, players who can’t get on the park continually, have short AFL careers.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well I will be happy for you to put up those stats as I don’t have them. I would suggest though off the top of my head, that he missed most of his chances at senior games through injury, rather than poor form. 
Here is a fact, players who can’t get on the park continually, have short AFL careers.

Yes the numbers run out of time or get second chances at other Clubs and Sam Is getting to that stage.

Would like to see this year Sam have a solid run at it especially with BBB and Some other forward options Creating a potential mix Needing some defensive depth to contain.

 
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4 minutes ago, 58er said:

Yes the numbers run out of time or get second chances at other Clubs and Sam Is getting to that stage.

Would like to see this year Sam have a solid run at it especially with BBB and Some other forward options Creating a potential mix Needing some defensive depth to contain.

And the stats are?

3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And the stats are?

Don't have them You are the stats man!!


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