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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Well 2019 has closed and we are once again looking up from the bottom. Having got that negativity out of the road I am staggered at the amount of poor / pointless rubbish on Demonland at present. We have thread after thread of negative crap the majority of which has little if any grounding in fact. I feel this thread will once again be the only one worth reading.

Bananas are good at the moment, just had a banana and peanut butter sandwich for lunch. 

 
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6 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

And did we do it spectacularly!

Well foreseen Red

The MFC Aussie Cricket team.

30 minutes ago, Redleg said:

The MFC Aussie Cricket team.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Though that LBW appeal by Lyon in the dying stages was as plum as they get

 
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2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

Though that LBW appeal by Lyon in the dying stages was as plum as they get

It was and only MFC type luck, they used the last review on a certain failure. Captain admitted Cummings told him not to review, as it was a certain not out. 

And Lyon misses a stumping he wouldn't have missed since he was in kinder, with Leach half way down the pitch, trying to get back. 

18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

It was and only MFC type luck, they used the last review on a certain failure. Captain admitted Cummings told him not to review, as it was a certain not out. 

And Lyon misses a stumping he wouldn't have missed since he was in kinder, with Leach half way down the pitch, trying to get back. 

I'm not a big fan of the 2 reviews each per innings. If it's a howler, it should be corrected, regardless. And don't get me started about how the umpires stupidity won the one day World Cup for England.

But yes, we had many chances. I like Tim Paine, but his lack of experience shows.

BBO assured me we couldn't possibly lose at start of play yesterday...


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28 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I'm not a big fan of the 2 reviews each per innings. If it's a howler, it should be corrected, regardless. And don't get me started about how the umpires stupidity won the one day World Cup for England.

But yes, we had many chances. I like Tim Paine, but his lack of experience shows.

BBO assured me we couldn't possibly lose at start of play yesterday...

He is a drunk, what would he know? He should stick to self flagellation in his dungeon at the Manor.

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I hope the injuries don't affect our game next week.

Who are we playing in our first final?

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On 8/26/2019 at 4:24 PM, Redleg said:

He is a drunk, what would he know? He should stick to self flagellation in his dungeon at the Manor.

I have worked long and hard to reach the peak of this honourable profession Red - I would appreciate you not commenting on it in a disparaging manner.

As to your vulgar suggestion as to how I should spend my (not drinking) time. I'll have you know that it is the maid who benefits from my considerable flagellating skills!

 

 

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Hope the poor bastard's membership hadn't automatically rolled over

He should go back to sleep

39 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

He should go back to sleep

for how long ?

I think the answer should be "ourselves"

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I would recommend he start with a Rip Van Winkle impersonation.

At times I think I'm dong just that...and it's an endless nightmare I'm subjected to. Looking forward to waking up .


24 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

At times I think I'm dong just that...and it's an endless nightmare I'm subjected to. Looking forward to waking up .

Indeed bb !!!  When one reaches the ...err …. shall we say "senior years" ….. that is always to be celebrated.

On 8/26/2019 at 2:24 PM, Redleg said:

He is a drunk, what would he know? He should stick to self flagellation in his dungeon at the Manor.

As a Dees supporter, I appreciate the benefits of a drink or two.

On 8/29/2019 at 5:49 PM, DemonFrog said:

As a Dees supporter, I appreciate the benefits of a drink or two.

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I am so disillusioned with footy and our season, I have already stopped taping the 2 sunday morning footy shows.

Still taping the rest during the week, in the hope there is a good trade rumour for us.


3 hours ago, Redleg said:

I am so disillusioned with footy and our season, I have already stopped taping the 2 sunday morning footy shows.

Still taping the rest during the week, in the hope there is a good trade rumour for us.

Mr Leg I fear you have slipped into a serious case of depression and a visit to a specialist is now over due.

As for watching " tv footy shows" I fear that maybe your biggest problem.

You must believe they will offer words of wisdom or similar. 

Sadly I have to advise you that they probably the root cause of your depression.

i have two suggestions that I believe will help.

(1) do not watch TV footy shows.

(2) Aquire a taste for good single malt, It will help to get you through the bad days.

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56 minutes ago, old dee said:

Mr Leg I fear you have slipped into a serious case of depression and a visit to a specialist is now over due.

As for watching " tv footy shows" I fear that maybe your biggest problem.

You must believe they will offer words of wisdom or similar. 

Sadly I have to advise you that they probably the root cause of your depression.

i have two suggestions that I believe will help.

(1) do not watch TV footy shows.

(2) Aquire a taste for good single malt, It will help to get you through the bad days.

Never had a scotch in my life.

 
1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

Pigs fly

Depends on how many scotches you (or they) have had.

After a few more, elephants fly as well. 

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