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1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

According to the latest public service announcements, if you eat this pizza, you don't love your kids.

 

not an issue in lebanon, little goffy

 
5 hours ago, Redleg said:

Crows all primed for a big win at our home in the North.

Have we got a ground at Sunbury!

 
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Well, there is more to life than footy. I'll just have to find out now what it is.

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Well, there is more to life than footy. I'll just have to find out now what it is.

When we have just turned the corner! Bad timing Mr leg!


4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well, there is more to life than footy. I'll just have to find out now what it is.

I implore you to keep looking.

Have I missed much ?

37 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

I implore you to keep looking.

Have I missed much ?

Are you unbanded bb?

Good to see, welcome back to Depressedland.

55 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

I implore you to keep looking.

Have I missed much ?

Welcome back Bub

 

Far be it from me to say anything decent about the enemy ( or about friends to be honest) but that Galluchi fellow from the Ravens must be given due credit for his magnificent moustache. Wonderfully decorative.

In fact, I used my vivid imagination to divert myself from the horror of the loss by imagining other locales where said 'tache would look equally decorative.

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8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Far be it from me to say anything decent about the enemy ( or about friends to be honest) but that Galluchi fellow from the Ravens must be given due credit for his magnificent moustache. Wonderfully decorative.

In fact, I used my vivid imagination to divert myself from the horror of the loss by imagining other locales where said 'tache would look equally decorative.

Gullaci looks like a 60’s porn star.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Gullaci looks like a 60’s porn star.

Are you familiar with 60's porn stars Mr Leg? I have no idea what 60 year old porn stars look like or even if it is possible at 60! 

2 hours ago, old dee said:

Are you familiar with 60's porn stars Mr Leg? I have no idea what 60 year old porn stars look like or even if it is possible at 60! 

RJ is 66

 

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4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Gullaci looks like a 60’s porn star.

I actually thought he looked more like a Sopwith Camel pilot.  Tally ho old chap.....

Pity we got shot down in the last qtr by the Red Baron and his squadron 

8 hours ago, beelzebub said:

I implore you to keep looking.

Have I missed much ?

HaHa Beez.   have you been into the ether,  OS,  or similar ?

6 hours ago, DV8 said:

HaHa Beez.   have you been into the ether,  OS,  or similar ?

A little sojourn in other realms... perhaps


18 hours ago, old dee said:

Are you familiar with 60's porn stars Mr Leg? I have no idea what 60 year old porn stars look like or even if it is possible at 60! 

XXXL-The-John-Holmes-Story-DVD-2005-John

Is the football so bad that we are now talking porn?

 

45 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Is the football so bad that we are now talking porn?

 

Yep....

Yet there are similarities..

Both about a totally [insert censored word of choice] contrivance. Both display less class than [censored].

And neither worth watching.

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Don't think Goody can put up with scared players and therefore I see Jeffy as an out this week and soon permanently.

PS. Hate to say this, but the bananas don't taste so good when you are at the bottom of the ladder.

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On ‎6‎/‎4‎/‎2019 at 11:29 AM, beelzebub said:

Yep....

Yet there are similarities..

Both about a totally [insert censored word of choice] contrivance. Both display less class than [censored].

And neither worth watching.

A bit harsh bb. Surely a bloke's allowed a hobby?

 


Fingers crossed for the Queens Birthday honours,  I am expecting some good news at last, belated recognition for my tireless work for the recently beleaguered financial sector. But you didn’t hear it here Okay! 

26 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Fingers crossed for the Queens Birthday honours,  I am expecting some good news at last, belated recognition for my tireless work for the recently beleaguered financial sector. But you didn’t hear it here Okay! 

Well you are Fitzroyalty, Earl!

10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A bit harsh bb. Surely a bloke's allowed a hobby?

 

I wonder if that's how Ted Bundy looked upon it ? ?

 
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I think our season is not proving we have a crap team, but rather with multiple injuries and poor kicking we struggle.

We have nearly beaten the  Crows and Eagles recently with half a team and when they were at full strength. In both games our goal kicking lost us the game.

Therefore get most of the good players back and fix up the goal kicking and we are right in it again next season.

A couple of more players getting blooded like Baker and Lockhart and with a few more into the club and we are really right in it.

I feel better already.

Banana smoothie here I come.

I imagine our valued colleague @Earl Hood is currently in a dark place

Im sure we all sympathise with him remaining sans gong as it were but I fear he was unable to hide those ..... err ... marginal business activities of his

PS Be assured Earl that I didn’t say too much.


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