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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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17 minutes ago, old dee said:

I thought it was his ego.

Me too OD, although its a case where the ego doesn't protect the body against car metal and bitumen. Indeed, the ego would also be a bit dented. 

He keeps forgetting that hes not the golden boy anymore. 

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    Thought this comment on an article about the never ending Harry Potter spin offs and "special editions" in the Guardian might tickle your senses:

    "So I took my kids to The Potter Factory in LA, I spent close to $500 on Dumble Brunch and $80 on wands that light up, but do not kill traffic cops when your car is being towed from a legal parking spot. We spent two nights at the Grindleward Inn, hauntings and visitations were extra, yeah, $100 per severed head and a mental $250 for something called a Budgeon-Fo-Killer-[censored], some kind of spell, basically helium is leaked into your room via the air-con so everyone speaks like mice for an hour or until your $250 runs out. Pathetic! Anyway, I shan't be going back. Eff you, Harry Potter and all your big-eared stupid, hairy mates. "

    https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/nov/28/harry-potter-and-the-56-anniversary-editions-endless-tie-ins-are-diluting-the-magic

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    51 minutes ago, hemingway said:

    Me too OD, although its a case where the ego doesn't protect the body against car metal and bitumen. Indeed, the ego would also be a bit dented. 

    He keeps forgetting that hes not the golden boy anymore. 

    Have you considered he might have a "death wish".

    Anyone who continually rides a bike around Richmond is certainly not the full dollar.

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    6 hours ago, old dee said:

    Have you considered he might have a "death wish".

    Anyone who continually rides a bike around Richmond is certainly not the full dollar.

    As i always say , Stay outta my bike lane when I am driving.

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    7 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    As i always say , Stay outta my bike lane when I am driving.

    Here you are Biffo...

     

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    Gone quiet on the banana scene lately.

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    23 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Gone quiet on the banana scene lately.

    No countdown yet to R1, red?

    ?

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    41 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    No countdown yet to R1, red?

    ?

    more importantly a countdown for aflx r1

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    35 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    more importantly a countdown for aflx r1

    Yes. Back to back!

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    No countdown yet to R1, red?

    ?

    I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

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    13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

    • Lifeline  – call 13 11 14 for this free, 24-hour Australia-wide crisis support and suicide prevention service.
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    27 minutes ago, daisycutter said:
    • Lifeline  – call 13 11 14 for this free, 24-hour Australia-wide crisis support and suicide prevention service.

    While it does distress me I am not at that level yet.

    Simpler to just get a banana smoothie.

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    While it does distress me I am not at that level yet.

    Simpler to just get a banana smoothie.

    atta boy........that's the spirit

    and btw i'm a great supporter of your countdowns despite the apparent lack of interest in your cryptic hints

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

    You should be pleased you don't get 'the love' from BBO!

    I happily read your Countdowns. In fact, I consider you to be the cryptic Molly Meldrum of Demonland...

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    22 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    You should be pleased you don't get 'the love' from BBO!

    I happily read your Countdowns. In fact, I consider you to be the cryptic Molly Meldrum of Demonland...

    But I don’t wear a ? cowboy hat.

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I think my countdown days are over. I don't feel the love for my cryptic hints.

    Well no bloody wonder!

    In my experience you lawyers are very cryptic in the details of your bills but the bottom line is always crystal clear.

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    I've paid my $60.00 to watch Horn / Mundane.

    The first bout featured an Aussie who was in line for a world title fight - he is (was) ranked number two. 

    I stopped watching and started spanking the maid after round 1. FMD - I could have beaten this guy ( simply by collapsing on him).

    BTW . Eddie is on the commentary team - FMD - again

    Anyway, I'm barracking for Horn.

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    On 11/13/2018 at 9:08 PM, Moonshadow said:

    He looks like his head is melting. 

    Englishmen in the midday sun?

    h

    He looks like Charles' real father.

     

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    24 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I've paid my $60.00 to watch Horn / Mundane.

    The first bout featured an Aussie who was in line for a world title fight - he is (was) ranked number two. 

    I stopped watching and started spanking the maid after round 1. FMD - I could have beaten this guy ( simply by collapsing on him).

    BTW . Eddie is on the commentary team - FMD - again

    Anyway, I'm barracking for Horn.

    No Uncle, that would've killed him.

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    On 11/27/2018 at 9:50 PM, hemingway said:

    Your full of surprises Biffen or don’t judge a book by its cover or confuse alter ego from ego. Are you Superman or just a loser ? The jury is undecided. 

    A biffhead;nothing more nothing less.

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    No Uncle, that would've killed him.

    Death by suffocation.

    It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

     

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    17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Death by suffocation.

    It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

     

    Stop it, your dirty talk is turning Dieter on.

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    40 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Death by suffocation.

    It would have been painless though - either the sickly sweet aroma of my armpits or the rather more pungent whiff of tinea would have nailed him

     

    So who won the main bout? 

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