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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Dean Martin's partner.

Catherine Hawn or Jeanne Biegger?

 

Philistines, boors, oafs, ignoramuses, louts, yahoos, hoons, vulgarians, plebeians, atheists, sceptics, heathens, beasts, brutes, peasants fail to understand these deep issues.  

 

Is this a description of Collingwoood, Carlton and Esssendon supporters ?

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1 hour ago, ManDee said:

Catherine Hawn or Jeanne Biegger?

Wrong and more wrong.

 
4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Dean Martin's partner.

JL

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38 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

JL

Yep.


42 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

JL

Too easy!

17 hours ago, Biffen said:

Gough was known to refuse door stop interviews (apart from his last one ).

When a young lady tried to ask him a question on the street she got;

"Madam, I, try to avoid speaking to strange ladies on the street".

They just don't make arrogant ,pompous, conceited ,well educated, urbane socialists like they used to.

Would you prefer the attention seeking, Christian lead, 2 x left footed ScoMo? Give me an atheist PM any day.

Having said that, we could do with a few more left footers in our team

 
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1 hour ago, rumpole said:

Petracca Boulevard?

Very close. Something winds back to an old fashioned shack.


On 11/14/2018 at 9:18 PM, Moonshadow said:

That voice was none other than Edward Gough Whitlam. 

The same man who, when asked by an annoying journalist about his position on abortion, replied, "In your case, I believe it should be retrospective."

the man had an enviable wit

On 11/15/2018 at 9:40 AM, hemingway said:

Very handy when walking the dog. 

not sure he calls it that....

how strange a time of year this becomes when we just don't gaf !!

rather like it personally

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

not sure he calls it that....

Spanking the monkey?


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I'd be lying if I said this draft has me excited. Going to the movies.

On 11/18/2018 at 9:15 AM, Redleg said:

Heard on the tee.

I always thought that was spelt "fore"

Anyway, I much rather shout "duck, I just shanked it"

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

I'd be lying if I said this draft has me excited. Going to the movies.

Which one Mr. Leg I might join you?


2 hours ago, old dee said:

Which one Mr. Leg I might join you?

Mrs Leg and Mrs OD would be impressed. 

Different tastes perhaps.

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13 hours ago, old dee said:

Which one Mr. Leg I might join you?

Widows.

 

State election day for Victorian based Demonlanders. My vote goes to whichever candidate builds a railway station outside Gate 2.

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27 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

State election day for Victorian based Demonlanders. My vote goes to whichever candidate builds a railway station outside Gate 2.

What about voting for a Government who will get our new training complex over the line? Pity there isn't one.


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