The No T$ No B$ Thread

[beelzebub 23,380]

On 11/14/2018 at 9:18 PM, Moonshadow said:

That voice was none other than Edward Gough Whitlam. 

The same man who, when asked by an annoying journalist about his position on abortion, replied, "In your case, I believe it should be retrospective."

the man had an enviable wit

[beelzebub 23,380]

On 11/15/2018 at 9:40 AM, hemingway said:

Very handy when walking the dog. 

not sure he calls it that....

[beelzebub 23,380]

how strange a time of year this becomes when we just don't gaf !!

rather like it personally

[Moonshadow 17,676]

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

not sure he calls it that....

Spanking the monkey?

[hemingway 7,628]

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

not sure he calls it that....

Welcome back BB. 

[Redleg 40,974]

Heard on the tee.

[Whispering_Jack 30,239]

19 hours ago, beelzebub said:

how strange ...

Hi bub,

Another strange thing happened last night. 

Went to see the movie Bohemian Rhapsody and your name was mentioned in the title song.

How very strange?

[Redleg 40,974]

I'd be lying if I said this draft has me excited. Going to the movies.

[bjDee 1,249]

On 11/18/2018 at 9:15 AM, Redleg said:

Heard on the tee.

I always thought that was spelt "fore"

Anyway, I much rather shout "duck, I just shanked it"

[old dee 23,801]

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

I'd be lying if I said this draft has me excited. Going to the movies.

Which one Mr. Leg I might join you?

[hemingway 7,628]

2 hours ago, old dee said:

Which one Mr. Leg I might join you?

Mrs Leg and Mrs OD would be impressed. 

Different tastes perhaps.

[Redleg 40,974]

13 hours ago, old dee said:

Which one Mr. Leg I might join you?

Widows.

[Redleg 40,974]

Love the Amsterdam gardens.

[TRIGON 4,783]

State election day for Victorian based Demonlanders. My vote goes to whichever candidate builds a railway station outside Gate 2.

Edited November 23, 2018 by TRIGON

[Redleg 40,974]

27 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

State election day for Victorian based Demonlanders. My vote goes to whichever candidate builds a railway station outside Gate 2.

What about voting for a Government who will get our new training complex over the line? Pity there isn't one.

[Whispering_Jack 30,239]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

What about voting for a Government who will get our new training complex over the line? Pity there isn't one.

A railway line that goes to Casey Fields.

[TRIGON 4,783]

Gate 2 > Richmond > express to CaseyFields. 

Makes perfect sense to me.

[old dee 23,801]

On 11/24/2018 at 12:17 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

A railway line that goes to Casey Fields.

I think there is a much better chance of that than Yarra park WJ.

[hemingway 7,628]

On 11/24/2018 at 12:17 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

A railway line that goes to Casey Fields.

What about all those Demon “fans” who have never used a train 

Could be marketed as a brand new exciting experience. And why get lost trying to find Casey Fields. 

[old dee 23,801]

44 minutes ago, hemingway said:

What about all those Demon “fans” who have never used a train 

Could be marketed as a brand new exciting experience. And why get lost trying to find Casey Fields. 

Can you get a rangie on a train Ernest?

[Redleg 40,974]

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

What about all those Demon “fans” who have never used a train 

Could be marketed as a brand new exciting experience. And why get lost trying to find Casey Fields. 

Do trains go to the snow?

[Biffen 12,944]

Some big Chinese companies are happy that Dan Andrews won their erection.

[beelzebub 23,380]

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Do trains go to the snow?

Not any more

well... not in Vic ....

Edited November 26, 2018 by beelzebub

[Moonshadow 17,676]

58 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Some big Chinese companies are happy that Dan Andrews won their erection.

Are you disappointed that Guy didn't get in to save us from the evil, dark forces in the world?

[Biffen 12,944]

12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Are you disappointed that Guy didn't get in to save us from the evil, dark forces in the world?

A simple mind making a simple assumption might think so. 

I'm neither happy nor disappointed .

The Greens getting smashed was an upside for me.

I'd prefer a very small government of executable officials put on public trial and shot annually.

I'm sceptical of "good" causes and I despise all public advertising campaigns telling  people how to think, act ,behave or believe in an official "idea" that's "good".

I'd like to see the speed limit doubled, the death penalty re-introduced ,(other ) ice dealers shot ,prostitutes given TAFE courses on loyalty to their employer .

I'd like the govt of the day to stay the [censored] out of my life and stop blocking my roads with safety signs and bollards. Or repatriate people to reduce congestion.

I'd like public servants to address me as Sir or My Lord. I deserve it.

I'd like anyone in a govt job for more than ten years to lick my feet and thank me for paying their way. They should also bow and kiss my hand.

I'd like the govt to stop the harassment of men using public advertising campaigns.Most of my friends are men.In fact all because only gay men have female friends. Real men don't for reasons you won't understand .

I'd like public officials ranked and graded after performance assessments and their pay rates adjusted annually.

I'd like to see fewer women in positions of power by decree -it's not natural- maybe cap a number for them.

I think developers, real estate agents and inner city councils should be sent to re-education camps for 10 years.

State government officials should merely have their pay halved and be put in the stocks for abuses of my money.

Premiers who've been found to collude with Communist backed regimes with say, 25 foreign visits  to the same Country , should also,  of course, be executed.

Edited November 26, 2018 by Biffen
Social Engineering.