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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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8 hours ago, layzie said:

Would like to hear the Pope’s thoughts. 

We all hear Redleg's thoughts regularly ...

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    14 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    9 pages until....

    Demonland millenium ... hope it has more fizz than Y2K!

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Pizz up @Romsey !! ;)

    I think Redleg was after something unusual ...

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    Should be a nice afternoon for a walk, as nothing else on the menu.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Should be a nice afternoon for a walk, as nothing else on the menu.

    Do you have any good pictures of Eddie and FIGJAM, sorry I mean little Nathan.

    I just can not get enough of them looking so sad and lonely.

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    5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm opening another bottle of shiraz.

    Sank am few single malts tonight with an old friend who just happens to be a Pies man.

    i was very magnanimous but inside I was cheering the loss.

    At the end of the day I still hate the bastards.

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    8 hours ago, old dee said:

    Sank am few single malts tonight with an old friend who just happens to be a Pies man.

    i was very magnanimous but inside I was cheering the loss.

    At the end of the day I still hate the bastards.

    Old ages does mellow one down. But old habits are hard to change.

    However, as a true friend, did you give him a membership form for the Mighty Dees?

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    with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

    • methos      100%
    • demons       66.6%
    • colonwood  50%
    • toiges          50%
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    49 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Old ages does mellow one down. But old habits are hard to change.

    However, as a true friend, did you give him a membership form for the Mighty Dees?

    Arh no DF that might have been going a little bit too far just a few hours after the loss. 

     

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    58 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

    • methos      100%
    • demons       66.6%
    • colonwood  50%
    • toiges          50%

    Is there a cup or flag for that?

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

    • methos      100%
    • demons       66.6%
    • colonwood  50%
    • toiges          50%

    We did it!

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    13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Is there a cup or flag for that?

    i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

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    14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

    I would not bother dc the MCC would probably lose it!

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    57 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Is there a cup or flag for that?

    I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

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    2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

    Now at a big end of season discount.

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    So many Dee supporters real hate Collingwood and all those who sail on her.

    I have really received SMS from Beagle supporters bragging about their win. Maybe I can they they cheated with a sheaping off the mark. That comment seems to upset Collingwood people.

    Oh well off to make a banana smoothie for breakfast.

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    Have we got anyone yet? No, well we are f....d.

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    11 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    We’re in a restaurant and Redleg is about to order the banana fritters. After he eats it, he’ll be f.....d.

    Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

    I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

    They gave three reasons for this-

            There are more lawyers than rats

            Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

            There are some things even a rat won't do.

     

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    4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

    I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

    They gave three reasons for this-

            There are more lawyers than rats

            Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

            There are some things even a rat won't do.

     

    Next you will tell me about the joke, what is a ship load of lawyers sunk on the bottom of the ocean? Answer " a good start".

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    What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

    The pronunciation.

     

    (fate in the balence...?)

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