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3 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

9 pages until....

What another countdown?

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Here are 2 more :

443064 more views to 1 million views

and 249 more replies to 25000 replies.

 
49 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

9 pages until....

Imagine if it got to 999 and froze..........

13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

No fair enough as we have a no hillbilly/bogan policy here in Fitzroy. By the way Bistro Sou Sou has finally opened for business in Gertrude Street. As you know the former Madame Sou Sou bistro in Brunswick Street never really recovered from your visit some 2 or 3 years ago. Sad affair really but now they are fighting their way back. Great to see. 

I wonder if my lifetime ban carries over to the new venue?


24 minutes ago, layzie said:

Will there be some kind of special event when it gets to 1000 pages?

yes, there will be a decimal overflow and the demonland will come to an ignominious end

 
43 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

yes, there will be a decimal overflow and the demonland will come to an ignominious end

Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet.

Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!


2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet.

Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!

Buying? 

Which will come first, an announcement on JH or a reduction on petrol prices?

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5 hours ago, layzie said:

Will there be some kind of special event when it gets to 1000 pages?

Well yes lets start the suggestions.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Well yes lets start the suggestions.

Pizz up @Romsey !! ;)

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Might be like that Y2K thing and bring down the internet.

Geez, I'd have to go back to buying porno mags!

Is that a disease you caught in Bangkok last year?

I think for the sake of your search history, it's would be good if the internet did go down... permanently.

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8 hours ago, layzie said:

Would like to hear the Pope’s thoughts. 

We all hear Redleg's thoughts regularly ...

14 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

9 pages until....

Demonland millenium ... hope it has more fizz than Y2K!

2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Pizz up @Romsey !! ;)

I think Redleg was after something unusual ...

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Should be a nice afternoon for a walk, as nothing else on the menu.


9 hours ago, Redleg said:

Should be a nice afternoon for a walk, as nothing else on the menu.

Do you have any good pictures of Eddie and FIGJAM, sorry I mean little Nathan.

I just can not get enough of them looking so sad and lonely.

 
5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm opening another bottle of shiraz.

Sank am few single malts tonight with an old friend who just happens to be a Pies man.

i was very magnanimous but inside I was cheering the loss.

At the end of the day I still hate the bastards.

8 hours ago, old dee said:

Sank am few single malts tonight with an old friend who just happens to be a Pies man.

i was very magnanimous but inside I was cheering the loss.

At the end of the day I still hate the bastards.

Old ages does mellow one down. But old habits are hard to change.

However, as a true friend, did you give him a membership form for the Mighty Dees?


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