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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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11 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Are the Hawks going to sell their flags to us?

Not before we take one off them next week 

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    ho hum.....just another walk in the park

    this winning is starting to get boring

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    ho hum.....just another walk in the park

    this winning is starting to get boring

    That is most unfortunate for you dc. As I can take another decade of winning without any fear of it getting boring. One of my dreams is awaiting next week!

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    Last night was a night for many firsts. Has anyone else ever busted the zipper on their jeans at the footy? 

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    14 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Last night was a night for many firsts. Has anyone else ever busted the zipper on their jeans at the footy? 

    Where are our chocolate frothies?? ?

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    29 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Last night was a night for many firsts. Has anyone else ever busted the zipper on their jeans at the footy? 

    The quick answer is NO. 

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    1 hour ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    Where are our chocolate frothies?? ?

    Oh yeah true story. See you in 10 minutes!

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    50 minutes ago, old dee said:

    The quick answer is NO. 

    Also happens to be the correct answer.

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    4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    ho hum.....just another walk in the park

    this winning is starting to get boring

    DC you need to go home and sleep it off.

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    48 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    DC you need to go home and sleep it off.

    i used to get excited with one win a season. 

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    9 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Please watch your language folks. Sometimes little children stray into this thread and we don’t want them corrupted by malediction and profanity.

    Quite right Jack .

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    9 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Please watch your language folks. Sometimes little children stray into this thread and we don’t want them corrupted by malediction and profanity.

    Kids these days have extraordinary vocabularies when it comes to profanities. I’ve been called some fantastic things over the years by kids as young as 7 (which I won’t repeat here). 

    To be fair, they were probably little feral Eagles and Dockers supporters.

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    I quickly flicked over to the NRL and heard the commentator say “ lovely work from the hooker” as someone scored a try. ???

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    18 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Kids these days have extraordinary vocabularies when it comes to profanities. I’ve been called some fantastic things over the years by kids as young as 7 (which I won’t repeat here). 

    To be fair, they were probably little feral Eagles and Dockers supporters.

    You can add Port supporters as well - only two syllable words. 

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    I admit that I am both morally and intellectually  [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce".

    FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience

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    7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed

    Yes, No, Maybe

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    On 9/8/2018 at 11:23 AM, layzie said:

    Last night was a night for many firsts. Has anyone else ever busted the zipper on their jeans at the footy? 

    To avoid a repeat of this issue, you need to follow Mr Bitters lead. That is why he only wears yoga pants to the football.

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    12 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    To avoid a repeat of this issue, you need to follow Mr Bitters lead. That is why he only wears yoga pants to the football.

    I sat next to him on Fri night, Toady. If he was wearing yoga pants, they were under the taffeta frock he had on.

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    21 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I still think we’re a chance to make the finals. 

    And blo-dy Barrett claims he is the news breaker.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    To avoid a repeat of this issue, you need to follow Mr Bitters lead. That is why he only wears yoga pants to the football.

    Brilliant point! Haha

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