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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Make some allowances dc , after all, he's a Westralian pervert.

I resemble that remark. 

 
18 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Attacking this thread will not win you friends. 

In fact quite the reverse!

 

Just been watching the ladies beach volley ball and there has already been a bad wrist injury. I should be ok by the morning though.

well personally I’ld call a reverse banana a checkside


I took your advice on the chicken entrails, uncle bitters, but it seems i slightly overdid it......wgaf eh

On 8/24/2018 at 10:28 AM, Redleg said:

As I have said many times in the last few weeks, we are f....d.

Keep up the good work Mr. leg your talent knows no limits.

 
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1 hour ago, old dee said:

Keep up the good work Mr. leg your talent knows no limits.

We are f....d.


8 hours ago, Redleg said:

We are f....d.

Your opinion is all I need.

9 hours ago, Redleg said:

We are f....d.

fixed???

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3 hours ago, dpositive said:

fixed???

Not yet.

On 8/25/2018 at 1:21 PM, Redleg said:

Attacking this thread will not win you friends. 

Calling this thread pornography isn’t attacking it. I would have thought it was more of a compliment to some of the regulars here.

Besides which, you’re straying off topic. Didn’t Melbourne play the GWS Giants yesterday? How many kicks, handballs, marks and tackles did the unmentionable amass during the game?

On 8/25/2018 at 1:36 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

I resemble that remark. 

In what manner...trust me...you have an audience ;)


1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Calling this thread pornography isn’t attacking it. I would have thought it was more of a compliment to some of the regulars here.

Besides which, you’re straying off topic. Didn’t Melbourne play the GWS Giants yesterday? How many kicks, handballs, marks and tackles did the unmentionable amass during the game?

Seriously that is the best you can muster when trying to crawl out of your predicament?

Shame Jack Shame

1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Calling this thread pornography isn’t attacking it. I would have thought it was more of a compliment to some of the regulars here.

Besides which, you’re straying off topic. Didn’t Melbourne play the GWS Giants yesterday? How many kicks, handballs, marks and tackles did the unmentionable amass during the game?

You realise what no B$ means ?

 

22 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

You realise what no B$ means ?

 

Nobody else on this thread seems to worry about that bit, only the T$ part!

27 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Nobody else on this thread seems to worry about that bit, only the T$ part!

Back in the day the B$ part was all the rage.

Edited by layzie

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2 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Calling this thread pornography isn’t attacking it. I would have thought it was more of a compliment to some of the regulars here.

Besides which, you’re straying off topic. Didn’t Melbourne play the GWS Giants yesterday? How many kicks, handballs, marks and tackles did the unmentionable amass during the game?

That individual is invisible to me, so I wouldn't notice anything about his performance in any game he is in.


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3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Back in the day the B$ part was all the rage.

No B$ on here, because our club is struggling.

On 8/23/2018 at 9:11 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

Who is their candidate? Julie Bishop?

Is she just a backbencher with minor support in the Liberals?

1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Is she just a backbencher with minor support in the Liberals?

Or an ex-lawyer with a background of defending dubious companies. Probably supports West Coast ?

 

 
14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Looks like Ticketek is f....d too.

If we use your guide Mr Leg they are running perfectly.


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