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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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15 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

The wife and kid are away tonight and I havenโ€™t had takeaway for months. Iโ€™m thinking of going a little stupid on Uber eats, any suggestions?ย 

Early nominations are a McDonalds family dinner box followed by Churros for two from San Churros. The Churros come with sliced banana which is a bonus.ย 

Can't lose with the banana.

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12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Can't lose with the banana.

It was sliced well. It cut through the 16 sticks of Churros quite nicely.

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On 25 February 2018 at 4:10 PM, Moonshadow said:

An old country preacher has a teenage son, and as it is gittinโ€™ time for him to choose a profession, the old man decides to try an experiment. While heโ€™s at school, he goes into his room and places on the bed, a bible, a $20 note, a bottle of whiskey, a copy of Penthouse. ย  โ€œI'll just hide behind the door and see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum! And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womaniser all his life!". The old man waits anxiously, and soon hears his son's footsteps as he enters the house and heads for his room.ย The boy throws his bag by the door, and as he turns to leave the room spots the objects on the be bed. First, he picks up the Bible and without reading a word places it under his arm. Then he picks up the $20 note and tucks it quickly into his his pocket, before uncorking the bottle to have a massive swig . . . even while settling down to ogle the magazineโ€™s centerfold.
โ€œLord have mercy,โ€ the old preacher disgustedly whispers, โ€œHe's gonna run for Parliament, and will probably end up leading the Nats!"

Clever Moon. ย Wondering if this was a re-hashed lampoon. ย Anย oldย Labor leader / PM comes to mind alsoย ?

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On 3/3/2018 at 9:07 AM, Moonshadow said:

Oh you are a wild one Ethan!

I would've gone a rare beef phรฒ from the local, or perhaps a little hipster veg curry, extra pappadamsย 

BBO might have ordered wild game caught withing the expansive grounds of the manor

Biffen would invade the local KFC going from table to table looking for fly blown leftovers

The Earl would Uber fish and chips from Donovans in Sydney, even though he's in Upper Fitzroy

W Jack and Red would pick up take away from Wongs, because this new fangled thing called Uber eats is beyond them

Daisy would eat leftover pureed meat and 3 veg from the Borewood nursing home

Nice work Moonie, but you left out Old Dee and Beelzebub fighting over the last banana fritter ... :D And jazza, bless his memory, would have an inch-thick steak with produce grown on his own farm.


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1 minute ago, Whispering_Jack said:

While you blokes have been ranting onย about nothing in particular, youโ€™ve missed some major BREAKING NEWS.

Eyes on the ball please.

Viney out and the banana crop being flooded, what a week.ย 

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12 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

True - the skyโ€™s falling.

Well at least teetering.

13 hours ago, Redleg said:

Viney out and the banana crop being flooded, what a week.ย 

I am going back to bed.


Say, anybody heard from Uncle Bitter recently? Or has he gone into hiding after his recent adventures in SE Asia?

On 3/9/2018 at 6:57 PM, Whispering_Jack said:

While you blokes have been ranting onย about nothing in particular, youโ€™ve missed some major BREAKING NEWS.

Eyes on the ball please.

lol gold

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12 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Biffen's entourge was just knocking down the value of the place so he could buy it on the cheap, I'm sure.ย  Future business hub, Biffen?

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Well I must say it's delightful to hear from the canuck correspondent.

Both you and dc made quite reasonable suppositions about the said property, however, the truth of the matter is that Biffen was rejected as a potential occupant on the basis of his poor character and record of appalling behaviour in that area.

And yes Mabel ...... I did survive Asia .... just .... but have barely survived recent encounters with Biffen.

My financial health is particularly damaged.

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Planning the big effort for the Lions game at the Gabba.

Travel on the day willย be car to Tullamarine,ย ย plane to GC, car to Surfers, thenย walk, tram, train, bus, bus, train, tram, walk.ย 

A nice variety of travel indeed. Hopefully it ends up in a Dees win.

PS. Almost forgot, hopefully a banana snack on the train.


5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I must say it's delightful to hear from the canuck correspondent.

Both you and dc made quite reasonable suppositions about the said property, however, the truth of the matter is that Biffen was rejected as a potential occupant on the basis of his poor character and record of appalling behaviour in that area.

And yes Mabel ...... I did survive Asia .... just .... but have barely survived recent encounters with Biffen.

My financial health is particularly damaged.

I am a lawyer. Can I help? My fees are nowhere like Robert Richter's, the great defender of the Catholic faith. just ask uncle George. The Vatican would be just about totally impecunious when he sends his Pell bill. Then again, Jesus saves, the Vatican is simply loaded due to his divine in financial interventions, a bottomless pit. Sorry I used the word bottom ย in relation to matters Sub Judice, as it were,ย 

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Planning the big effort for the Lions game at the Gabba.

Travel on the day willย be car to Tullamarine,ย ย plane to GC, car to Surfers, thenย walk, tram, train, bus, bus, train, tram, walk.ย 

A nice variety of travel indeed. Hopefully it ends up in a Dees win.

PS. Almost forgot, hopefully a banana snack on the train.

Smoking bananas is so De Rigeur. Anyway, smoking is banned on public transport these days. They have CCTV cameras in every nook and cranny flat.

On 16/03/2018 at 5:02 AM, Maple Demon said:

Say, anybody heard from Uncle Bitter recently? Or has he gone into hiding after his recent adventures in SE Asia?

Nice to have you back Maple. Have you been away visiting your homeland Canadia?ย 


18 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Rising again can be a problematic issue dc

Uncle, surely you areย referring to the upcoming Easter?ย 

12 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Rising again can be a problematic issue dc

Medicinal intervention can help. Do you, by chance, have a sympathetic GP? Please don't shoot any more elephants and saw their horns. It is not kosher any more. Same with hippos. Settle down, Bitter, take a hobby, learn golf, learn Hungarian, learn how to cook your grandmother's favourite recipes. Meditate. Mindfulness. Eat less donuts. Read Dostoevsky. Get cultured. Ignore the Romsey riff raff. What more can I tell you.

12 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Uncle, surely you areย referring to the upcoming Easter?ย 

Resurrections only happen in Mahler Symphony number 2. You are such an uncultured hick, Moonshadow.ย 

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10 hours ago, dieter said:

Resurrections only happen in Mahler Symphony number 2. You are such an uncultured hick, Moonshadow.ย 

And you're such a stereotypical Melbourne supporter dieter. Mahler Symphony no 2 indeed!ย 

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

And you're such a stereotypical Melbourne supporter dieter. Mahler Symphony no 2 indeed!ย 

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

And you're such a stereotypical Melbourne supporter dieter. Mahler Symphony no 2 indeed!ย 

No Iโ€™m not . You should have seen the sights at Casey yesterday. They could have come from Romseyย I suppose. But they were frightening....

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