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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

Now that is controversial. 

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    On 20/02/2018 at 5:05 PM, Redleg said:

    Who cares about Barnaby, we are discussing the more important Bayley.

    Barnaby and Bayley....you trying to turn this thread into some kind of Circus 

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    On 23/02/2018 at 3:34 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

    Not sure that guarantees you of getting a bit Eth :o

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    On 23/02/2018 at 3:34 PM, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Next, Shorten. Remember that time the old scallywag knocked up one of his staffers, while he was married. I should have become a politician. Even the ugly, nerdy ones get a heap of action.

    Who could forget the sexual chemistry between Carmen Lawrence and Gareth-Gareth Evans.Just thinking about it makes me want to go and balance my books.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    Who could forget the sexual chemistry between Carmen Lawrence and Gareth-Gareth Evans.Just thinking about it makes me want to go and balance my books.

    Cheryl Kernot?

    Much the same though. 

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    22 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Cheryl Kernot?

    Much the same though. 

    Sorry- wrong sex object.

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    An old country preacher has a teenage son, and as it is gittin’ time for him to choose a profession, the old man decides to try an experiment. While he’s at school, he goes into his room and places on the bed, a bible, a $20 note, a bottle of whiskey, a copy of Penthouse.   “I'll just hide behind the door and see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum! And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womaniser all his life!". The old man waits anxiously, and soon hears his son's footsteps as he enters the house and heads for his room. The boy throws his bag by the door, and as he turns to leave the room spots the objects on the be bed. First, he picks up the Bible and without reading a word places it under his arm. Then he picks up the $20 note and tucks it quickly into his his pocket, before uncorking the bottle to have a massive swig . . . even while settling down to ogle the magazine’s centerfold.
    “Lord have mercy,” the old preacher disgustedly whispers, “He's gonna run for Parliament, and will probably end up leading the Nats!"

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    13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    An old country preacher has a teenage son, and as it is gittin’ time for him to choose a profession, the old man decides to try an experiment. While he’s at school, he goes into his room and places on the bed, a bible, a $20 note, a bottle of whiskey, a copy of Penthouse.   “I'll just hide behind the door and see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum! And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womaniser all his life!". The old man waits anxiously, and soon hears his son's footsteps as he enters the house and heads for his room. The boy throws his bag by the door, and as he turns to leave the room spots the objects on the be bed. First, he picks up the Bible and without reading a word places it under his arm. Then he picks up the $20 note and tucks it quickly into his his pocket, before uncorking the bottle to have a massive swig . . . even while settling down to ogle the magazine’s centerfold.
    “Lord have mercy,” the old preacher disgustedly whispers, “He's gonna run for Parliament, and will probably end up leading the Nats!"

    Can you explain that one please Moonshadow.

    Is it a moral tale?

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    What some clubs have is that superstar like Danger, Selwood, Dusty and Pendles who can drag a team over the line. I know they are few and hard to find. We have developed a very good list and it would be even better if say Trac or Jack V could elevate their game to that level.

    I know a champion team will always beat a team of champions or so they say, but it wouldn't hurt if we could develop/ find one or two. 

    Max is probably our best at the moment and most valuable player.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    What some clubs have is that superstar like Danger, Selwood, Dusty and Pendles who can drag a team over the line. I know they are few and hard to find. We have developed a very good list and it would be even better if say Trac or Jack V could elevate their game to that level.

    I know a champion team will always beat a team of champions or so they say, but it wouldn't hurt if we could develop/ find one or two. 

    Max is probably our best at the moment and most valuable player.

    Not sure I agree with your last line Mr. leg.

    He did not show that in 2017.

    Also in today's AFL I am not sure a Ruckman can be that sort of player.

    I think T Mac has the potential. He did it in that game in WA against the Eagles.

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    The wife and kid are away tonight and I haven’t had takeaway for months. I’m thinking of going a little stupid on Uber eats, any suggestions? 

    Early nominations are a McDonalds family dinner box followed by Churros for two from San Churros. The Churros come with sliced banana which is a bonus. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    The wife and kid are away tonight and I haven’t had takeaway for months. I’m thinking of going a little stupid on Uber eats, any suggestions? 

    Early nominations are a McDonalds family dinner box followed by Churros for two from San Churros. The Churros come with sliced banana which is a bonus. 

    Get em all. Celebrate in style. I can tell you're' Epicurus's only sonne...'

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    13 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    The wife and kid are away tonight and I haven’t had takeaway for months. I’m thinking of going a little stupid on Uber eats, any suggestions? 

    Early nominations are a McDonalds family dinner box followed by Churros for two from San Churros. The Churros come with sliced banana which is a bonus. 

    Oh you are a wild one Ethan!

    I would've gone a rare beef phò from the local, or perhaps a little hipster veg curry, extra pappadams 

    BBO might have ordered wild game caught withing the expansive grounds of the manor

    Biffen would invade the local KFC going from table to table looking for fly blown leftovers

    The Earl would Uber fish and chips from Donovans in Sydney, even though he's in Upper Fitzroy

    W Jack and Red would pick up take away from Wongs, because this new fangled thing called Uber eats is beyond them

    Daisy would eat leftover pureed meat and 3 veg from the Borewood nursing home

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    15 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    The wife and kid are away tonight and I haven’t had takeaway for months. I’m thinking of going a little stupid on Uber eats, any suggestions? 

    Early nominations are a McDonalds family dinner box followed by Churros for two from San Churros. The Churros come with sliced banana which is a bonus. 

    Can't lose with the banana.

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    12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Can't lose with the banana.

    It was sliced well. It cut through the 16 sticks of Churros quite nicely.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    On 25 February 2018 at 4:10 PM, Moonshadow said:

    An old country preacher has a teenage son, and as it is gittin’ time for him to choose a profession, the old man decides to try an experiment. While he’s at school, he goes into his room and places on the bed, a bible, a $20 note, a bottle of whiskey, a copy of Penthouse.   “I'll just hide behind the door and see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum! And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womaniser all his life!". The old man waits anxiously, and soon hears his son's footsteps as he enters the house and heads for his room. The boy throws his bag by the door, and as he turns to leave the room spots the objects on the be bed. First, he picks up the Bible and without reading a word places it under his arm. Then he picks up the $20 note and tucks it quickly into his his pocket, before uncorking the bottle to have a massive swig . . . even while settling down to ogle the magazine’s centerfold.
    “Lord have mercy,” the old preacher disgustedly whispers, “He's gonna run for Parliament, and will probably end up leading the Nats!"

    Clever Moon.  Wondering if this was a re-hashed lampoon.  An old Labor leader / PM comes to mind also ?

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    On 3/3/2018 at 9:07 AM, Moonshadow said:

    Oh you are a wild one Ethan!

    I would've gone a rare beef phò from the local, or perhaps a little hipster veg curry, extra pappadams 

    BBO might have ordered wild game caught withing the expansive grounds of the manor

    Biffen would invade the local KFC going from table to table looking for fly blown leftovers

    The Earl would Uber fish and chips from Donovans in Sydney, even though he's in Upper Fitzroy

    W Jack and Red would pick up take away from Wongs, because this new fangled thing called Uber eats is beyond them

    Daisy would eat leftover pureed meat and 3 veg from the Borewood nursing home

    Nice work Moonie, but you left out Old Dee and Beelzebub fighting over the last banana fritter ... :D And jazza, bless his memory, would have an inch-thick steak with produce grown on his own farm.

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    1 minute ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    While you blokes have been ranting on about nothing in particular, you’ve missed some major BREAKING NEWS.

    Eyes on the ball please.

    Viney out and the banana crop being flooded, what a week. 

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    12 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    True - the sky’s falling.

    Well at least teetering.

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    13 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Viney out and the banana crop being flooded, what a week. 

    I am going back to bed.

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