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32 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Red I always thought you were much older ?

Or is this OD?

 

 

 

 

Has more hair than me.

 

I just found out today that I'm colour blind. It came completely out of the purple.

11 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I just found out today that I'm colour blind. It came completely out of the purple.

eeeewwwww.......you came out of damian barrett's........?

 

My missus asked me if I could have a menages a trois, which of her friends I would  choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.


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13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

My missus asked me if I could have a menages a trois, which of her friends I would  choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.

Was she happy that at least you named two males?

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Was she happy that at least you named two males?

Wasn't happy it was 2 male horses!

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2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Wasn't happy it was 2 male horses!

You always said you wanted a "stable" relationship.

 
28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You always said you wanted a "stable" relationship.

it won't last Furlong.

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4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

it won't last Furlong.

Hay, stop that.


14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Hay, stop that.

The mane thing is that they are happy.

53 minutes ago, Biffen said:

The mane thing is that they are happy.

A mane and his horse are soon parted.

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1 hour ago, Biffen said:

The mane thing is that they are happy.

Not according to the neigh sayers.

34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Not according to the neigh sayers.

You keep trotting out the same old jokes.

It does not behoove you.

Lads

lets

move on please...


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4 hours ago, DeezNuts said:

Lads

lets

move on please...

Before it gallops away from us.

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Whoa!    Now stop all this horsing around fellas.

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4    days left for this thrilling trade period.

Now where do I know that number from?

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

4    days left for this thrilling trade period.

Now where do I know that number from?

4 play ?


I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

16 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

His wife would have been happy to see you.

They say she hasn't had a letter for so long her mailbox has closed over.

28 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

Did he blow his whistle ?

 
1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

you should publish a book of dad jokes. moonie

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

you should publish a book of dad jokes. moonie

dave's are funnier


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