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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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32 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Red I always thought you were much older ?

Or is this OD?

 

 

 

 

Has more hair than me.

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    I just found out today that I'm colour blind. It came completely out of the purple.

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    11 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I just found out today that I'm colour blind. It came completely out of the purple.

    eeeewwwww.......you came out of damian barrett's........?

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    My missus asked me if I could have a menages a trois, which of her friends I would  choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.

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    5 thrilling days left of trade time for 2017.

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    13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    My missus asked me if I could have a menages a trois, which of her friends I would  choose. Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two.

    Was she happy that at least you named two males?

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Was she happy that at least you named two males?

    Wasn't happy it was 2 male horses!

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Wasn't happy it was 2 male horses!

    You always said you wanted a "stable" relationship.

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    28 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You always said you wanted a "stable" relationship.

    it won't last Furlong.

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    4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    it won't last Furlong.

    Hay, stop that.

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    14 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Hay, stop that.

    The mane thing is that they are happy.

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    53 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    The mane thing is that they are happy.

    A mane and his horse are soon parted.

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    1 hour ago, Biffen said:

    The mane thing is that they are happy.

    Not according to the neigh sayers.

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    34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Not according to the neigh sayers.

    You keep trotting out the same old jokes.

    It does not behoove you.

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    Lads

    lets

    move on please...

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    4 hours ago, DeezNuts said:

    Lads

    lets

    move on please...

    Before it gallops away from us.

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    Whoa!    Now stop all this horsing around fellas.

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    4    days left for this thrilling trade period.

    Now where do I know that number from?

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    4    days left for this thrilling trade period.

    Now where do I know that number from?

    4 play ?

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    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

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    16 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

    His wife would have been happy to see you.

    They say she hasn't had a letter for so long her mailbox has closed over.

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    28 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

    Did he blow his whistle ?

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    I scared the postman today by going to the door completely naked. I'm not sure what scared him more: my naked body or the fact I knew where he lived...

    you should publish a book of dad jokes. moonie

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    14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    you should publish a book of dad jokes. moonie

    dave's are funnier

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