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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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On 15/07/2017 at 7:29 PM, Moonshadow said:

Oh now listen here Toady, this type of behaviour is blatant baiting and must stop forthwith. You and jrnmac are teetering on the abyss and must pull back. If anyone mentions Cam Schwab I'll spew. Oh sh!t, I did it......

Sorry Moonie but I thought we were listing people who should NEVER return. Cam would also make it on such a list.

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    17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can one of you wiseheads please tell me how you could not know that you held dual citizenship?

    alzheimers?

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    31 minutes ago, Choke said:

    I saw this on the internets the other day and thought of this thread.

    It's old now, but may tickle someone's pickle given the subject matter:

    http://imgur.com/gallery/EW2SK

    I suppose chicks got sick of it going to mush. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    6 hours ago, Choke said:

    I saw this on the internets the other day and thought of this thread.

    It's old now, but may tickle someone's pickle given the subject matter:

    http://imgur.com/gallery/EW2SK

    Thank you Choke for your very helpful input to this thread. I can see that that product could have some practical applications.

    Where might it be purchased?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Incompetence?

    what i said - alzheimers = incompetence + incontinence

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    what i said - alzheimers = incompetence + incontinence

    Err yes ..well...... you are correct of course dc.

    However, for personal reasons I try to avoid discussing that particular juxtaposition

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Err yes ..well...... you are correct of course dc.

    However, for personal reasons I try to avoid discussing that particular juxtaposition

    the best part though, uncle, is you make new friends every day

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    Just now, daisycutter said:

    the best part though, uncle, is you make new friends every day

    Good. That would be a new experience for me dc.

    Despite some popular movies .......... flogees , despite worshipping you,tend to dislike you. It is odd.

    I can really only rely on The Lads for understanding.

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    11 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Good. That would be a new experience for me dc.

    Despite some popular movies .......... flogees , despite worshipping you,tend to dislike you. It is odd.

    I can really only rely on The Lads for understanding.

    i've never trusted long-necked sheep, uncle. they have a habit of spitting on you for no good reason.

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    13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can one of you wiseheads please tell me how you could not know that you held dual citizenship?

    Perhaps citizens of the nation of Dual aren't very patriotic, and like to forget this fact? :D

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    14 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thank you Choke for your very helpful input to this thread. I can see that that product could have some practical applications.

    Where might it be purchased?

    http://bananabunker.com/

    Apparently it comes in different colours too.

    For the more adventurous banana storage connoisseur.

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    Gary Pert just resigned as CEO of Coll. Any chance he'll apply for Lethlean's old position (no, not 'missionary')?

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    3 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Gary Pert just resigned as CEO of Coll. Any chance he'll apply for Lethlean's old position (no, not 'missionary')?

    An extremely good question Mr Shadow.

    Does Eddy think the buck stops with the CEO?

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    An extremely good question Mr Shadow.

    Does Eddy think the buck stops with the CEO?

    no but he sure hopes it does

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    And the disintegration of the filth begins. Ought to be entertaining.

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    We need to win this game desperately. Hawks with an easy draw are another team making a run at the eight. A few more wins are needed for us to be certain finalists. Win the next two and we are a huge chance. 

    If we do make it, we need to avoid an elimination final interstate.

    On a more serious note, the banana circumciser above, is a horrid invention.

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    More reasons than usual to win this week.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    More reasons than usual to win this week.

    Well Red,one is that I'm driving the Merc up there and I'd hate to add a few tons to the "greenhouse" without seeing a win.

    I also will note that my greeny passenger (well known in these parts) seems happy enough to forsake principle in order to travel in luxury. 

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    Typical greens tactic- riding shotgun in luxury- cap in hand to Canberra .

    Reminds me of Thunderbolt and Lightfoot or The cannonball run - I'm not sure which.

    Moons Vegan dietary requirements may not be available in the truckstops.

    I do hope he doesn't gas up the merc in case I need Bitters to bail me out and pretend to be a QC as he does when driving the Merc for me.

    Canberra is an isolated and corrupt place.I feel like they will be accepted there.

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    On 7/19/2017 at 8:33 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:
    6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well Red,one is that I'm driving the Merc up there and I'd hate to add a few tons to the "greenhouse" without seeing a win.

    I also will note that my greeny passenger (well known in these parts) seems happy enough to forsake principle in order to travel in luxury. 

     

    Would love to be a fly on the dashboard, listening to the scintillating conversation.

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