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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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26 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

Tom Scully

Them there's a permanent banning around these parts pilgrim...

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    48 minutes ago, jnrmac said:

    Tom Scully

    Jnr...there are rules for this thread...you have just broken the most sacred.... Naughty corner...no soup for you :P

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    Mark Neeld

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    A report of a breakout of Panama Disease on several banana plantations outside Cairns. Brace yourselves!

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    4 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    Mark Neeld

    Oh now listen here Toady, this type of behaviour is blatant baiting and must stop forthwith. You and jrnmac are teetering on the abyss and must pull back. If anyone mentions Cam Schwab I'll spew. Oh sh!t, I did it......

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    19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Oh now listen here Toady, this type of behaviour is blatant baiting and must stop forthwith. You and jrnmac are teetering on the abyss and must pull back. If anyone mentions Cam Schwab I'll spew. Oh sh!t, I did it......

    To the naughty corner!!

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    On ‎7‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 10:10 PM, Earl Hood said:

    Uncle I take note of your comments. I am more than ready to undertake whatever  practical measurements are necessary to back up my theoretical ascertions about gender based physical differences. In fact Inlook forward to the opportunity.

    Earl, were you of those people swanning about in the Edinburg Gardens yesterday wearing flowing red robes?

    If so did you take out the ruler and size up some derrieres ?

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Earl, were you of those people swanning about in the Edinburg Gardens yesterday wearing flowing red robes?

    If so did you take out the ruler and size up some derrieres ?

    i saw that spectacle on tv, uncle

    nice to see a return to paganism........who said religion is dead in the west

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i saw that spectacle on tv, uncle

    nice to see a return to paganism........who said religion is dead in the west

    Indeed dc. It seems Fitzroy is a hot bed of ecclesiastical fervour.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Indeed dc. It seems Fitzroy is a hot bed of ecclesiastical fervour.

    unless they were satanic witches ......in witch case a jolly good burning would be in order

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    On ‎7‎/‎16‎/‎2017 at 2:05 PM, daisycutter said:

    unless they were satanic witches ......in witch case a jolly good burning would be in order

    Quite agree dc but I think we need some definitive information from our resident Fitzroy royal man bun capitalist pirate.

    And I don't mean you Moonie!!

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Quite agree dc but I think we need some definitive information from our resident Fitzroy royal man bun capitalist pirate.

    And I don't mean you Moonie!!

    Uncle I'm not Fitzroyalty, more Broburg with a Crazyburn twist!

    At this time of year, Earl is probably sunning his hipster tattooed butt on a beach in Noosa whilst sipping a caramel macha latte

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    10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Uncle I'm not Fitzroyalty, more Broburg with a Crazyburn twist!

    At this time of year, Earl is probably sunning his hipster tattooed butt on a beach in Noosa whilst sipping a caramel macha latte

    Close Moons, in fact I had been in Sydney until yesterday, quite sunny and mild up there compared to this cold and windy place! So I missed the Wuthering Heights mass [censored] event in the Edinburough Gardens. I wonder how many Fitzroy people were involved, I suspect there were numerous people from Burwood and Romsey who may or may not be pagan. 

    And let me state clearly I have never ordered a caramel macha latte for heaven's sake! Keep coffee simple, I say, small cappuccino, no chocolate on top will do. 

    While in Sydney I have been test driving some high performance cars, much more fun to drive than the Bentley I must say. A bright crome yellow corvette will be coming to Fitzroy sometime soon, so keep an eye out as I will be touring through the outer suburbs and regional towns over the next few months to lift the spirits of those less fortunate than myself. It is the least I can do to give back to my community! 

     

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    Very generous of your time Earl.

    Next time throw some loose change in the hat as you drive by me on the gutters of Smith St

    Btw, the Romsey folk are too busy chasing local lamas to be entertaining bohemia in Edinburgh Gardens

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    On 16/07/2017 at 1:05 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Indeed dc. It seems Fitzroy is a hot bed of ecclesiastical fervour.

    Fitzroy is a den of inequality !!!!!!

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    On 15/07/2017 at 7:29 PM, Moonshadow said:

    Oh now listen here Toady, this type of behaviour is blatant baiting and must stop forthwith. You and jrnmac are teetering on the abyss and must pull back. If anyone mentions Cam Schwab I'll spew. Oh sh!t, I did it......

    Sorry Moonie but I thought we were listing people who should NEVER return. Cam would also make it on such a list.

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    17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Can one of you wiseheads please tell me how you could not know that you held dual citizenship?

    alzheimers?

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    31 minutes ago, Choke said:

    I saw this on the internets the other day and thought of this thread.

    It's old now, but may tickle someone's pickle given the subject matter:

    http://imgur.com/gallery/EW2SK

    I suppose chicks got sick of it going to mush. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    6 hours ago, Choke said:

    I saw this on the internets the other day and thought of this thread.

    It's old now, but may tickle someone's pickle given the subject matter:

    http://imgur.com/gallery/EW2SK

    Thank you Choke for your very helpful input to this thread. I can see that that product could have some practical applications.

    Where might it be purchased?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Incompetence?

    what i said - alzheimers = incompetence + incontinence

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    what i said - alzheimers = incompetence + incontinence

    Err yes ..well...... you are correct of course dc.

    However, for personal reasons I try to avoid discussing that particular juxtaposition

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