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8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It was a life changing experience bb! A miracle 

 I was cracking the whip !!!!!

I do hope the poor staff at that establishment had some form of protection.

We all know what an infectious personality you have.

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    On 01/07/2017 at 10:02 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bitter in Bangers 

    A very seedy bitter  I have club privileges at my Bangkok inn - free booze at the rooftop bar  Made a welter of it last night . Guts full of beer and into the red. An ordinary Chianti that became outstanding after about 6 glasses  The staff applauded me as they hadn't seen so much booze quaffed since a sumo visited a few years ago  A quiet chunder into the pot plants wasn't so well received 

    And some very good news! The tinea is in full retreat! A visit to the "Doctor Fish" did the business . It was an epic battle but the little B lighters stuck to their task manfully. Heavy casualties though as a good proportion of them ended belly up  Nevertheless Bitter's pinkies are currently pink

    Anyway toodlepip as I'm of to a place called "Soi Cowboy "   I believe there is a rodeo or some similar attraction 

    Uncle Bitters re: " Soi Cowboy" was that a casual bring your own six gun, put on your ten gallon hat, plus spurs and where are your 'chaps'  night out or was more formal evening attire jodpurs and a malacca cane de-rigueur? pip pip!

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    7 hours ago, Tilbrooktorpedo said:

    Uncle Bitters re: " Soi Cowboy" was that a casual bring your own six gun, put on your ten gallon hat, plus spurs and where are your 'chaps'  night out or was more formal evening attire jodpurs and a malacca cane de-rigueur? pip pip!

    Well ... torp, dress code didn't seem to be an issue.

    As to the ambience ..... hmmm let me say, I felt just as comfortable as if I was at home at The Manor.

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    Has anyone seen Ernest lately? I have been sitting on a daiquiri for hours here in Manly at Hemingways, still hasn't shown up.  

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    6 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

     

    Has anyone seen Ernest lately? I have been sitting on a daiquiri for hours here in Manly at Hemingways, still hasn't shown up.  

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    I did add a photo but it just collapses into an imagepeg, not the first time? 

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    16 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

     

    Has anyone seen Ernest lately? I have been sitting on a daiquiri for hours here in Manly at Hemingways, still hasn't shown up.  

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    I believe he is dead Earl.

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I believe he is dead Earl.

    Good point Uncle but then who is the Ernest who keeps posting with us? I am starting to think Twilight Zone stuff myself. Come to think about it, while I was on my 5th daiquiri at Hemingway's I saw this guy in the corner, in the shadows with black hair smoking a cigarette and talking to a camera I couldn't see! 

    Time for me to get out of Manly I think. 

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    1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

    Good point Uncle but then who is the Ernest who keeps posting with us? I am starting to think Twilight Zone stuff myself. Come to think about it, while I was on my 5th daiquiri at Hemingway's I saw this guy in the corner, in the shadows with black hair smoking a cigarette and talking to a camera I couldn't see! 

    Time for me to get out of Manly I think. 

    Yes  back to the warm embrace of your Fitzroy enclave Earl.

    There is a limit to venturing into dangerous teritory

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    Womens tennis is good for one thing, and one thing only.  But that one thing is not so good for my eyesight so I have been told.

    On the flip side, I could hear a cat fart 3 blocks down from my place.

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    2 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Good point Uncle but then who is the Ernest who keeps posting with us? I am starting to think Twilight Zone stuff myself. Come to think about it, while I was on my 5th daiquiri at Hemingway's I saw this guy in the corner, in the shadows with black hair smoking a cigarette and talking to a camera I couldn't see! 

    Time for me to get out of Manly I think. 

    Head towards womanly, Earl.

    Balance your inner chi.

    Ohmmmmm....

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    13 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Head towards womanly, Earl.

    Balance your inner chi.

    Ohmmmmm....

    warning moonie.........your game is up, mate

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    Mooning is now illegal in Victoria with those who bare their bums facing up to two months behind bars from July 1.

    The law is part of an overhaul of 50 sexual offences designed to crackdown on offensive and abusive behaviour while modernising police powers.

    First-time offenders will face a maximum of two months in jail while repeat offenders face up to six months.

    Changes to the Crimes Amendment (Sexual Offences) Act 2016 describes mooning as someone exposing their rear end.

     

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    18 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    warning moonie.........your game is up, mate

     

    I just have wonder if the size of the bum has any impact on the sentence dc?

    Perhaps Red could provide a legal opinion for us.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I just have wonder if the size of the bum has any impact on the sentence dc?

    Perhaps Red could provide a legal opinion for us.

    i think it's one day jail per cm of exposed crack, uncle

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i think it's one day jail per cm of exposed crack, uncle

    Does that include a 'pressed ham' dc?

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    18 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Does that include a 'pressed ham' dc?

    i think that comes under a different law, moonie. mr 'redlube' leg would be the expert on that

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    11 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I just have wonder if the size of the bum has any impact on the sentence dc?

    Perhaps Red could provide a legal opinion for us.

    If this were the case Uncle it would discriminate against women surely? 

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    Clayton Oliver exposed a bum on Sunday. Said bum should be fined proportionately for his salad dodging.

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    1 hour ago, Earl Hood said:

    If this were the case Uncle it would discriminate against women surely? 

    You are either very brave or insane to take that line Earl.

    I, being of totally cowardly disposition, shall offer no comment.

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You are either very brave or insane to take that line Earl.

    I, being of totally cowardly disposition, shall offer no comment.

    Uncle I take note of your comments. I am more than ready to undertake whatever  practical measurements are necessary to back up my theoretical ascertions about gender based physical differences. In fact Inlook forward to the opportunity.

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    Once again we play a team at full strength with a two day longer break, while we have major injury problems. 

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    At least Jetta can take Betts and Vince / Sloane. That is half way to beating them. Although Melksham will go to Sloane for some reason because he can tag just as well without doing as much damage the other way.

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    3 hours ago, Wrecker45 said:

    At least Jetta can take Betts and Vince / Sloane. That is half way to beating them. Although Melksham will go to Sloane for some reason because he can tag just as well without doing as much damage the other way.

    If Milkshake can find his niche as a good tagger while still getting possessions, that will help us. 

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    7 hours ago, Redleg said:

    If Milkshake can find his niche as a good tagger while still getting possessions, that will help us. 

    Especially if it is a banana milkshake ... Red, what is footy discussion doing on this thread? :D

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    11 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Once again we play a team at full strength with a two day longer break, while we have major injury problems. 

    Relax.... we've got this !! :unsure:

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