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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

has r&b become demonland's very own cicero?

Just warn me if you identify demonland's very own Mark Antony ... :)

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    Used to think we played our best footy at the G, not so sure anymore.

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    3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Used to think we played our best footy at the G, not so sure anymore.

    Red, I'm not sure of anything anymore - form, the rules, politics, financial prospects, a cure for tinea, my testosterone levels ...etc. etc.

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    6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Red, I'm not sure of anything anymore - form, the rules, politics, financial prospects, a cure for tinea, my testosterone levels ...etc. etc.

    Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

    Have you had experience in this matter Red or is this hearsay?

    I ask, because I tried a similar cure for another ..... err ..personal affliction and it failed miserably. And ..what's more ...it made people think I had personal hygiene issues.

     

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    If you go to the ancient tibetan book of fruit cures for man's ailments, you will find it there.  

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Smear crushed banana between your toes and goodbye tinea.

    If you gargle the crushed banana afterwards it also cures mouth and throat ulcers.

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    38 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    If you gargle the crushed banana afterwards it also cures mouth ulcers and threat ulcers.

    In your case Ethan, I am certain you are speaking from experience.

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    16 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    In your case Ethan, I am certain you are speaking from experience.

    it's true, uncle. linda l swore by it

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    On 6/12/2017 at 9:41 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Jeez dc you're drawing on an historical example there.

    How is the crushed banana remedy going on the tinea?

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    9 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    How is the crushed banana remedy going on the tinea?

    Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

    I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

    I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

    It's hard to find good help.

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    Hi All

    Did someone say the word bananas?

     

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    1 minute ago, DemonFrog said:

    Hi All

    Did someone say the word bananas?

     

    Yes Woody Allen.

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    20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

    I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

    Didn't find it appealing and gave you the slip ?

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    8 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Didn't find it appealing and gave you the slip ?

    Bent humour bub

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    On 6/15/2017 at 5:41 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well I can't really make a fair assessment Red.

    I had the maid apply it once but she became violently ill during the process and I haven't seen her since.

    The same thing happened to me except i don't have a maid or tinea.

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    7 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

    The same thing happened to me except i don't have a maid or tinea.

    Discussing Biiters hygiene can have a knock on effect- like vomit flying through the air on a boat.

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    I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

    I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

    I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

    Best not mention 'the incident'....

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm off to the colonies today so try and keep this thread respectable during my absence.

    I of course will be at my diplomatic best and endeavouring to undo some of the damage Biffen carried out on his recent sojourn.

    Are you taking your team of servants Uncle? Must be expensive to take such a large entourage. Lucky you are filthy rich...

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    28 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Are you taking your team of servants Uncle? Must be expensive to take such a large entourage. Lucky you are filthy rich...

    Filthy at the very least.

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