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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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37 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Could you at least hang in long enough to arrange the annual dinner you've been promising to organise?

Well you were unavailable a couple of times and then others were also unavailable and it has gone into the bi annual category.

 
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6 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I think you've ingested too many bananas.

I told you I am on a diet and bananas unfortunately, are fattening.

 
On 6/1/2017 at 4:00 PM, daisycutter said:

watched the state of origin last night

thought i was watching a turf war between two motorcycle gangs

or a new episode of horrible tats

By comparison, our AFL players can call themselves "intellectuals."

11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Well you were unavailable a couple of times and then others were also unavailable and it has gone into the bi annual category.

Now Mr Leg I seem to remember it was you who pull the pin last time!!!!


4 minutes ago, old dee said:

Now Mr Leg I seem to remember it was you who pull the pin last time!!!!

At least twice I believe OD :rolleyes:

1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

At least twice I believe OD :rolleyes:

I actually think the ageing process is having an effect bb.

Sad for Mr Leg as he is such a nice guy but these things happen!!!

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11 hours ago, old dee said:

Now Mr Leg I seem to remember it was you who pull the pin last time!!!!

Am I not part of "others"?

 

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9 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Very unfunny bb.

 

Been a bit of that on here lately.

On 01/06/2017 at 3:13 PM, beelzebub said:

Phew..... thought youd called me that 'T' name...

That would be a very bad thing :unsure:

Well, according to a certain US President, there are only three types of information: good news, fake news, and covfefe. Which is this? :)

I crossed paths with AVB at the toilets at Tulla Airport today.

The good news: no limp, foot must be good.

The bad news: not naturally gifted, got him well and truly covered. 

32 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I crossed paths with AVB at the toilets at Tulla Airport today.

The good news: no limp, foot must be good.

The bad news: not naturally gifted, got him well and truly covered. 

The new janitor job must be a fantastic social opportunity for you as well Moon.

20 minutes ago, Biffen said:

The new janitor job must be a fantastic social opportunity for you as well Moon.

Too right it is. Fortunately I haven't had to clean up after you or Uncle Bitters. The Union wouldn't put up with that


13 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Too right it is. Fortunately I haven't had to clean up after you or Uncle Bitters. The Union wouldn't put up with that

I may not be tertiary educated but I am toilet trained.

The feral from Romsey always leaves a nasty stain after his " ablutions".

Do you get many tips ?

Has this thread reached its nadir? Talk of ablutions, nasty stains, I mean really. I think of the halcyon days on this thread when I could converse with the likes of Hemingway, BB, Moons, even DC occasionally or Uncle about the political situation in Cuba and other parts of Central America or the world in general at an adult level and feel we were adding our bit to the sum total of human knowledge. Well those days seem to be passed us now with this talk of toilets and ablutions! 

Where to from here for this thread I ask?  

50 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Has this thread reached its nadir? Talk of ablutions, nasty stains, I mean really. I think of the halcyon days on this thread when I could converse with the likes of Hemingway, BB, Moons, even DC occasionally or Uncle about the political situation in Cuba and other parts of Central America or the world in general at an adult level and feel we were adding our bit to the sum total of human knowledge. Well those days seem to be passed us now with this talk of toilets and ablutions! 

Where to from here for this thread I ask?  

you could educate us about the ablutory facilities in cuba, i guess, earl. i'm sure you had many fascinating experiences you could pass on, as could ernest no doubt.  

21 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Has this thread reached its nadir? Talk of ablutions, nasty stains, I mean really. I think of the halcyon days on this thread when I could converse with the likes of Hemingway, BB, Moons, even DC occasionally or Uncle about the political situation in Cuba and other parts of Central America or the world in general at an adult level and feel we were adding our bit to the sum total of human knowledge. Well those days seem to be passed us now with this talk of toilets and ablutions! 

Where to from here for this thread I ask?  

Fear not Earl!

Though Biffen and Moonshadow are particularly fine examples of Homo-oafish, there are still those among us of polite disposition and genteel nature.

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This week we play the successful club that Dunn and Adams play for.


10 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Fear not Earl!

Though Biffen and Moonshadow are particularly fine examples of Homo-oafish, there are still those among us of polite disposition and genteel nature.

really? name just one..........

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Now now dc !

Surely you know your good old uncle has a natural propensity towards modesty. 

i understand that uncle, but you do have a habit of being a recidivist relapser. and no amount of jolly good floggings can wipe the slate completely clean

 
38 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i understand that uncle, but you do have a habit of being a recidivist relapser. and no amount of jolly good floggings can wipe the slate completely clean

You are a hard marker dc. I suspect you are closet chief flo gger for the Borewood BDSM club.

49 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i understand that uncle, but you do have a habit of being a recidivist relapser. and no amount of jolly good floggings can wipe the slate completely clean

Recidivist relapser = redundancy? Sorry to get all grammatical but we do need to lift this thread back to its former lofty heights! Ummh is that also a redundancy? 

 


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