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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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My interest in this season is being killed off. 

 
21 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Demonlanders I am need of advice. 

I am headed to Sydney this Friday primarily on family business with the good wife. However she has then taken the opportunity to book tickets for the Hawthorn v Sydney game on Friday night and asked me if I wanted to go ( as if I had a choice). I naively responded yes as I have never attended a sporting event at the SCG so this would be a unique experience for me and I would not particularly care who won so could just sit back and soak up the atmosphere. 

Now she is demanding that I wear Hawthorn colours on the night and has packed a yellow and brown jumper and scarf in my suitcase! 

I have drawn a line in the sand on this and said I will need to seek guidance from my Demonland advisors before I can make a decision to wear those colours. 

Your advice on this is most welcome. 

Good heavens Earl! Whatever are you thinking?

The answer to your dilemma is obvious.

It is time to demonstrate just who wears the pants.

Give your missus a jolly good thrashing and take the hirstute Conchita to Sydney.

 

PS. You wont even have to go the football.

16 hours ago, Redleg said:

My interest in this season is being killed off. 

what season is that ?....our Winter......of......:rolleyes:

 
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Been giving those weight loss shakes a go this week and sad to say that the banana flavour is the worst tasting.

Very disappointing to have to report that.

2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Been giving those weight loss shakes a go this week and sad to say that the banana flavour is the worst tasting.

Very disappointing to have to report that.

Stay away from them Red.

Read labels...all numbers and gobbledygook... FakeFood !!


On 27/05/2017 at 3:29 PM, Redleg said:

Been giving those weight loss shakes a go this week and sad to say that the banana flavour is the worst tasting.

Very disappointing to have to report that.

Agree with you Red. And strawberry isn't much better. The rest are good though, but they're not fruit flavours.

The moral is: if you want real fruit flavour, stick to real fruit. 

29 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Agree with you Red. And strawberry isn't much better. The rest are good though, but they're not fruit flavours.

The moral is: if you want real fruit flavour, stick to real fruit. 

The moral is don't consume weight loss shakes or any other commercially produced weight loss products. 

3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

The moral is don't consume weight loss shakes or any other commercially produced weight loss products. 

I haven't had any of your gems of wisdom for a while Ernie.

Thought you must be dead.

............................ Oh ..... hang on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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18 hours ago, hemingway said:

The moral is don't consume weight loss shakes or any other commercially produced weight loss products. 

That might be the moral but ATM they are working. However I know they are only a short term fix but you often need to get a result early to ensure continuation and they are ok for that.

PS. The caffe latte flavour is great.

20 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I haven't had any of your gems of wisdom for a while Ernie.

Thought you must be dead.

............................ Oh ..... hang on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hineni, here I am my Lord.            Acceptance of the inevitable has replaced wisdom Uncle. 


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

That might be the moral but ATM they are working. However I know they are only a short term fix but you often need to get a result early to ensure continuation and they are ok for that.

PS. The caffe latte flavour is great.

Red, you are not the material body but an eternal spirit soul.  I suppose we need to look after the material body at least in the short term, as long you are still the happy Red and have not become the grumpy Red, longing for a bottle of Red and salivating for real food. 

Ommmmmmmmmm

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54 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Red, you are not the material body but an eternal spirit soul.  I suppose we need to look after the material body at least in the short term, as long you are still the happy Red and have not become the grumpy Red, longing for a bottle of Red and salivating for real food. 

I am hanging in there.

6 hours ago, hemingway said:

Red, you are not the material body but an eternal spirit soul.  I suppose we need to look after the material body at least in the short term, as long you are still the happy Red and have not become the grumpy Red, longing for a bottle of Red and salivating for real food. 

Yeah, we can't have Red getting Blue ... :)

On 2017-5-30 at 1:43 PM, Redleg said:

That might be the moral but ATM they are working. However I know they are only a short term fix but you often need to get a result early to ensure continuation and they are ok for that.

PS. The caffe latte flavour is great.

Stick with it Red.  Took me several months to get to my target, and I'm still there a year after I started (still using shakes now) without adhering to a strict plan.


41 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Stick with it Red.  Took me several months to get to my target, and I'm still there a year after I started (still using shakes now) without adhering to a strict plan.

bj, you and red should get together for a fun night out.

Good to see the Dees have produced some players with courage. Apparently Leoncelli was the first passenger to stand up to the crazy guy on that flight last night out of Melbourne threatening to enter the cockpit and blow up the plane.

I notice this thread hasn't been mentioned in the "Useful Insights" thread. Perhaps it's just an oversight?

 

21 minutes ago, Wrecker45 said:

I notice this thread hasn't been mentioned in the "Useful Insights" thread. Perhaps it's just an oversight?

 

Those that might know of its use probably don't  need it. Those that do need it don;t know they need it and so don't avail themselves of its value.

41 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Those that might know of its use probably don't  need it. Those that do need it don;t know they need it and so don't avail themselves of its value.

Thank you Donald Rumsfeld :blink:


36 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Thank you Donald Rumsfeld :blink:

Phew..... thought youd called me that 'T' name...

That would be a very bad thing :unsure:

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17 hours ago, hemingway said:

bj, you and red should get together for a fun night out.

Shake, shake, shake; shake your booty.

watched the state of origin last night

thought i was watching a turf war between two motorcycle gangs

or a new episode of horrible tats

 
On ‎6‎/‎1‎/‎2017 at 4:30 PM, daisycutter said:

watched the state of origin last night

thought i was watching a turf war between two motorcycle gangs

or a new episode of horrible tats

Or  .. " Attack of the neckless zombies"


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