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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Lucky I got out of Melbourne when I did, the natural disasters appear to be getting worse and more frequent. Have they rebuilt from the earthquake in 2012?

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45 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I drove past the Elwood Canal last night  near the Elsternwick Golf Course and the canal had broken its banks and flooded the southern end. If you're planning on a quick round of golf there today, I think you can forget it.

I suppose Elwood will be filled with the Debris and refuse, washed down from St Kilda,as always.

 

 
37 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Lucky I got out of Melbourne when I did, the natural disasters appear to be getting worse and more frequent. Have they rebuilt from the earthquake in 2012?

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I remember it well.

All this carry on in Christchurch when we still have to deal with the aftermath of our own natural disasters.

The struggle continues ....

19 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

It's not everyday i am sent a flood warning text message

 

FLOOD WARNING from SES for Elwood and Elsternwick. Follow SES advice. Listen to radio. More info www.emergency.vic.gov.au

The gods are angry with us SWYL, as it been over 50 years since our last great win.


55 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

The gods are angry with us SWYL, as it been over 50 years since our last great win.

Yesterday afternoon was certainly wild. 

But there is no climate change. Dinasours were wiped out by God

sarah Palin. Who will be in Trump's Cabinet!!

On 12/30/2016 at 3:58 PM, Sir Why You Little said:

Yesterday afternoon was certainly wild. 

But there is no climate change. Dinasours were wiped out by God

sarah Palin. Who will be in Trump's Cabinet!!

Trump's Cabinet

Biff to be head of justice and economic development

BBO to run the Presidents Secret Service and Department of Complaints

Moon would be in charge of the Department of Defense and Propaganda

Whisper may run the courts but his honesty and integrity would be a problem for Mr Trump

 

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Welcome to 2017, hopefully seeing the Dees back in the finals.

 
5 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Trump's Cabinet

Biff to be head of justice and economic development

BBO to run the Presidents Secret Service and Department of Complaints

Moon would be in charge of the Department of Defense and Propaganda

Whisper may run the courts but his honesty and integrity would be a problem for Mr Trump

 

Trump will need an enormous cabinet, as he is in the habit of firing one person per week ... :)

 

8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Trump will need an enormous cabinet, as he is in the habit of firing one person per week ... :)

 

We can recommend a few replacements.

How is your American  (language) ?


17 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

We can recommend a few replacements.

How is your American  (language) ?

Crap, and I wouldn't work for Trump in a pink fit anyway. But it will be worth a laugh or two over the next couple of years to watch him implode ...

Just had a binge-read catch-up of a few pages of this thread. Had a laugh or 3 in doing it. Thanks to the regular stalwarts for keeping it going over the off season. And to the other warts as well - the hog warts and the wart hogs, and maybe the genital ones too.  You know who you are.  

A belated Merry Dec 25th and HNY to you all.

Go Dees 2017

Yours truly is off to Indochine for a  sabbatical .

I will be lying low in a village of sympathetic mercenaries , reading T.S.Eliot and eating lychees.

I look forward to sending you all some communique from the dense jungle through my minions so please be aware that some of my  missives may be badly translated and this is in no way due to a ready supply of opiates and cheap beer, but rather that my translator has a pronounced nervous tick from repeated beatings.

Australia's new trade attaché for SE Asia Biff? 

Hope you haven't left Uncle Bitter in charge of The Gat during your sogourn. He would easily sign it up for a shallow transformation on The Block.

7 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Australia's new trade attaché for SE Asia Biff? 

Hope you haven't left Uncle Bitter in charge of The Gat during your sogourn. He would easily sign it up for a shallow transformation on The Block.

I am not working in an official capacity Moon .

Rest assured the Gat will be under the command of a lieutenant .

Bitters will not be allowed near the place until he pays his outstAnding accounts with the various traders contained therein.


2 hours ago, Biffen said:

Yours truly is off to Indochine for a  sabbatical .

I will be lying low in a village of sympathetic mercenaries , reading T.S.Eliot and eating lychees.

I look forward to sending you all some communique from the dense jungle through my minions so please be aware that some of my  missives may be badly translated and this is in no way due to a ready supply of opiates and cheap beer, but rather that my translator has a pronounced nervous tick from repeated beatings.

Biff, with the greatest respect it is always a bit of a worry to hear about single middle aged men going to the fleshpots. Well we have heard about save the children but to add some decency to this thread, save the locals. And as a decent man, you will pay appropriate wages or tips not slave labour cash transactions like so many exploitive corporations worshipped by those seduced by the capitalists. Or those middle aged men that are seeking nourishment of their material desires rather  than nourishment of the soul. There is no price to be paid for nourishment of the soul. 

8 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Biff, with the greatest respect it is always a bit of a worry to hear about single middle aged men going to the fleshpots. Well we have heard about save the children but to add some decency to this thread, save the locals. And as a decent man, you will pay appropriate wages or tips not slave labour cash transactions like so many exploitive corporations worshipped by those seduced by the capitalists. Or those middle aged men that are seeking nourishment of their material desires rather  than nourishment of the soul. There is no price to be paid for nourishment of the soul. 

Bit early for a drink isn't it Ernie? 

19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Bit early for a drink isn't it Ernie? 

No Moon, not when it is 38 degrees heading to 40. 

On days like today, keeping up the fluids is important and in the interests of good health.

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Biff, with the greatest respect it is always a bit of a worry to hear about single middle aged men going to the fleshpots. Well we have heard about save the children but to add some decency to this thread, save the locals. And as a decent man, you will pay appropriate wages or tips not slave labour cash transactions like so many exploitive corporations worshipped by those seduced by the capitalists. Or those middle aged men that are seeking nourishment of their material desires rather  than nourishment of the soul. There is no price to be paid for nourishment of the soul. 

this coming from a nomadic, wenching wastrel :huh:

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

this coming from a nomadic, wenching wastrel :huh:

Daisy, I assume that your new years resolutions did not include to behave more politely. 


1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Biff, with the greatest respect it is always a bit of a worry to hear about single middle aged men going to the fleshpots. Well we have heard about save the children but to add some decency to this thread, save the locals. And as a decent man, you will pay appropriate wages or tips not slave labour cash transactions like so many exploitive corporations worshipped by those seduced by the capitalists. Or those middle aged men that are seeking nourishment of their material desires rather  than nourishment of the soul. There is no price to be paid for nourishment of the soul. 

Not me Ernie.

I am escaping worldly desires, not seeking them old man.

9 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Daisy, I assume that your new years resolutions did not include to behave more politely. 

ernest old boy, you are sorely mistaken. i was merely praising you.

8 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Not me Ernie.

I am escaping worldly desires, not seeking them old man.

You are a humble decent man or a con but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

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5 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

ernest old boy, you are sorely mistaken. i was merely praising you.

Very subtle old chap, I was going to refer to you in future as Cutter rather than Daisy. 

2 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Very subtle old chap, I was going to refer to you in future as Cutter rather than Daisy. 

human nature can be inspiring and disappointing at the same time. ernest. it is good to see you so imbued with such characteristics.


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