Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

8 La Bamba.

Funny this year I have little interest in the draft.

This must be how Hawthorn fans have felt for the last decade.

If the results are similar I am in a good space.

 
  • Author
3 hours ago, old dee said:

Funny this year I have little interest in the draft.

This must be how Hawthorn fans have felt for the last decade.

If the results are similar I am in a good space.

You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

5 hours ago, Redleg said:

You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

 Done!

 

im interested in a draft   ( BEER that is ) 


10 hours ago, Redleg said:

You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

That is either a long story or one very large beer ...

On 16/11/2016 at 9:55 PM, Biffen said:

This thread seems to be a de facto communications ombudsman .

There is a reason the government chooses to deny certain lunatics access to the internet which is why many of you here receive slower connection.

Dr  John may care to elaborate.

Surely Biff you don't think so little of your fellow Demonlanders (or at least your fellow habitués of this thread) as to compare them with the TIO? The TIO has just proved in the last few days how much noise it can make about the number of complaints it has received against the nbn. It is somewhat less voluble about the number of complaints it has resolved (presumably the TIO's job, but maybe not).

You wouldn't find anyone round here just making a noise for the sake of it, I trust.

(My apologies for the lateness of this response btw. It may go without saying that my internet service was, as usual, intermittent most of yesterday. As to the government's part in that I cannot possibly comment without fear of contravening the court order again.)

 

Added: Kudos on the comment on the Goodwin thread btw. Hope it goes well. 

 

8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

That is either a long story or one very large beer ...

5839934+_6eb28542a549c4ab33724b3f1c9fbc1

 

 
24 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

5839934+_6eb28542a549c4ab33724b3f1c9fbc1

 

It will be

6 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

5839934+_6eb28542a549c4ab33724b3f1c9fbc1

 

The story will set  longer and more spectacular each day, I am sure ...


  • Author

6 open the doors, I am out of this place. 

  • Author

5 as the ox walks slowly, so does the draft approach.

Edited by Redleg

Just received my Demonland merchandise.

We need merchandise for this thread.

  • Author
5 hours ago, Redleg said:

5 as the ox walks slowly, so does the draft approach.

I can see how hard it is to engender any enthusiasm for the draft, as it is pretty meaningless for us. 


40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I can see how hard it is to engender any enthusiasm for the draft, as it is pretty meaningless for us. 

I thought the Taoist resonances to you last countdown notice were very engaging, Mr Leg. 

1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I don't want to let the cat out of the bag but I can reveal that we're working on the No T$ No B$ straight jacket as we speak.

t53dqp.jpg

3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

t53dqp.jpg

Do they come in XXL?

Ol wandering hands BBO will need a wider cut as during his enforced absence he has been " emotional binge eating and may need the mid riff " taken out", .

These jackets may even add to the quality of his posts.

Im sure he won't waste a letter if typing with a kebab stick.

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

Im sure he won't waste a letter if typing with a kebab stick.

Now that was really a LOL moment for me.

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

t53dqp.jpg

Can we purchase a blue and red or a red and blue version? 


3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

t53dqp.jpg

I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

Just now, Moonshadow said:

I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

For you....do you need ask !!

4 hours ago, beelzebub said:

t53dqp.jpg

that must be the predominately white away jacket

haven't you been listening bub. need a red or inverse one for away jacket

 
  • Author

Monday 4 what's that, just praise the Lord. 

How about these as Thread Merchandise ?

Image result for banana clothing

Image result for banana clothing

 

Image result for banana clothing


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • GAMEDAY: Gold Coast

    It's Game Day and the Demons are back at the MCG and have a massive challenge ahead of them as they take on Premiership contender the Gold Coast Suns. What do you want to see from the Dees today?

      • Thanks
    • 431 replies
  • PREVIEW: Gold Coast

    Melbourne’s slow starts have been a troubling theme for a while. Against the Suns, they started slowly in both of their games, they trailed by 5.7.37 to 0.1.1 at quarter time at Peoples First Stadium in Round 16. This season, the story has remained the same and if the Demons fail to shake off this issue against the unbeaten Gold Coast Suns, they will be in serious danger of capitulating once again in their Easter Sunday showdown.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 10 replies
  • NON-MFC: Round 04

    Round 4 of the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us and it is the last week of the early season byes. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Dees Finals chances? 😜

      • Haha
    • 335 replies
  • PREGAME: Gold Coast

    The Demons are back at the MCG for the second week in a row. They face the Suns off a 15 day break without their prized recruit and former Demon champion Christian Petracca. This will be a massive test for the Demons who will be facing a genuine Premiership contender. Who comes in and who goes out?

      • Thanks
    • 384 replies
  • REPORT: Carlton

    The text messages started flooding in shortly after quarter time. One read: “Is Melbourne even at the ground?” Moments later, as Carlton’s Elijah Hollands kicked the first goal of the second term, the Blues held a commanding 43-point lead. By then, the Demons’ only score was a behind kicked by Brody Mihocek nearly five minutes into the game. Ironically, Mihocek would also register the last minor score of the day after the game took a dramatic turnaround. 

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 4 replies
  • POSTGAME: Carlton

    The Demons snatched Victory form the Jaws of Defeat as they clawed their way back from 43 points down to win by 23 points in Max Gawn and Tom McDonald's 250th matches at the MCG. Never in Doubt!!!

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Love
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 565 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.