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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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10 hours ago, Redleg said:

8 La Bamba.

Funny this year I have little interest in the draft.

This must be how Hawthorn fans have felt for the last decade.

If the results are similar I am in a good space.

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    3 hours ago, old dee said:

    Funny this year I have little interest in the draft.

    This must be how Hawthorn fans have felt for the last decade.

    If the results are similar I am in a good space.

    You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

     Done!

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    im interested in a draft   ( BEER that is ) 

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    10 hours ago, Redleg said:

    You can tell me about it in about 12 days over a beer. 

    That is either a long story or one very large beer ...

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    On 16/11/2016 at 9:55 PM, Biffen said:

    This thread seems to be a de facto communications ombudsman .

    There is a reason the government chooses to deny certain lunatics access to the internet which is why many of you here receive slower connection.

    Dr  John may care to elaborate.

    Surely Biff you don't think so little of your fellow Demonlanders (or at least your fellow habitués of this thread) as to compare them with the TIO? The TIO has just proved in the last few days how much noise it can make about the number of complaints it has received against the nbn. It is somewhat less voluble about the number of complaints it has resolved (presumably the TIO's job, but maybe not).

    You wouldn't find anyone round here just making a noise for the sake of it, I trust.

    (My apologies for the lateness of this response btw. It may go without saying that my internet service was, as usual, intermittent most of yesterday. As to the government's part in that I cannot possibly comment without fear of contravening the court order again.)

     

    Added: Kudos on the comment on the Goodwin thread btw. Hope it goes well. 

     

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    8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    That is either a long story or one very large beer ...

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    24 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

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    It will be

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    6 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

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    The story will set  longer and more spectacular each day, I am sure ...

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    6 open the doors, I am out of this place. 

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    5 as the ox walks slowly, so does the draft approach.

    Edited by Redleg

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    Just received my Demonland merchandise.

    We need merchandise for this thread.

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    5 as the ox walks slowly, so does the draft approach.

    I can see how hard it is to engender any enthusiasm for the draft, as it is pretty meaningless for us. 

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    I can see how hard it is to engender any enthusiasm for the draft, as it is pretty meaningless for us. 

    I thought the Taoist resonances to you last countdown notice were very engaging, Mr Leg. 

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    I don't want to let the cat out of the bag but I can reveal that we're working on the No T$ No B$ straight jacket as we speak.

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    3 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

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    Do they come in XXL?

    Ol wandering hands BBO will need a wider cut as during his enforced absence he has been " emotional binge eating and may need the mid riff " taken out", .

    These jackets may even add to the quality of his posts.

    Im sure he won't waste a letter if typing with a kebab stick.

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Im sure he won't waste a letter if typing with a kebab stick.

    Now that was really a LOL moment for me.

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

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    Can we purchase a blue and red or a red and blue version? 

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

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    I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

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    Just now, Moonshadow said:

    I hope it's leather and comes with matching gimp mask

    For you....do you need ask !!

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    4 hours ago, beelzebub said:

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    that must be the predominately white away jacket

    haven't you been listening bub. need a red or inverse one for away jacket

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    Monday 4 what's that, just praise the Lord. 

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    How about these as Thread Merchandise ?

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