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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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3 hours ago, picket fence said:

Dear Uncle, Moonman, Destroyation, Hemmingway, Daisy, Old Dee and others,

Was at the "G" Today and was intrigued, to see and hear Jack Watts anthem song was "Come Together" By the BEATLES! 

I immediately thought ,... Come Together???  if it wasn't so laughable I might have been tempted to try my luck!

Fence

I know I'm leading with my chin by asking this, but why so picket?

 

 
5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Or you could just pee in the shower.

That's great but it wasn't a riddle to be sloved Ethan.

20 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Or you could just pee in the shower.

That is possible Ethan but 47 showers in a day maybe taking cleanliness to the extreme.

 

Watched this today and thought you good people might get a laugh out of it. Sort of like what I'd expect from BBO. 

 

Just thought I would check after banishing myself from this thread for some time. Pleased that nothing has changed. Still the same characters trying to one-up and outwit one another. Too much competition. I will check back in 4 weeks.


On 1 August 2016 at 3:46 AM, Biffen said:

That's great but it wasn't a riddle to be sloved Ethan.

Biff what the hell is going on News reports are that the Gat is surrounded by police and they in a stand off with some desperate character! Haven't you been paying your bills?

23 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Biff what the hell is going on News reports are that the Gat is surrounded by police and they in a stand off with some desperate character! Haven't you been paying your bills?

Just riff raff Earl. Footsoldiers lost in the trenches.

Nothing to see here.......

Not in my sphere of concern.

The odd stabbing never hurt anybody.(that didn't need it.) 

15 minutes ago, Biffen said:

The odd stabbing never hurt anybody.(that didn't need it.) 

quite true biffo. in fact its beem known to make men out of boys......... (and eunuchs out of men)

 
3 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

Biff what the hell is going on News reports are that the Gat is surrounded by police and they in a stand off with some desperate character! Haven't you been paying your bills?

The latest update from Fitzroy Street is the police have some guy in a light blue Hawaiin tee shirt cornered on the roof of the Gatwick Inn. I wonder what this is all about? 

9 hours ago, hemingway said:

Just thought I would check after banishing myself from this thread for some time. Pleased that nothing has changed. Still the same characters trying to one-up and outwit one another. Too much competition. I will check back in 4 weeks.

Please come back sooner, Ernest. This thread never disappoints, but could use an injection of class every now and again ...


38 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Please come back sooner, Ernest. This thread never disappoints, but could use an injection of class every now and again ...

If you are looking for class Red, you have the wrong man. You must be thinking of another writer.    I think also that this is not a thread for people with class rather more for a bunch of ratbags, nut bags , eccentrics and those with a vivid imagination or a well worn unreality.  Now in my quiet moments I can identify with these disparate elements but I don't like to be reminded of my own deficiencies or be reminded of them by the ruffians on this thread. Redleg and OD excluded. 

10 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

The latest update from Fitzroy Street is the police have some guy in a light blue Hawaiin tee shirt cornered on the roof of the Gatwick Inn. I wonder what this is all about? 

I don't know who was on the roof of the gat, but the hun has reported that the dangerous man the coppers were hunting was called "earl"......hmmmmm... could biffo have been indulging in a little identity theft or did the triad manage to find and turn the notorious fitzroy hipster? .....stay tuned

An earl being taken away in the back of a divvy van is bad enough.

But those rumours of cartons of guava paste turning up at the Police Commissioner's house - well that's just stooping too low if one wants to maintain a place in  Fitzroy's 'high' society. 

51 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

the earl has gone very quiet

No devices or wifi in a prison cell


2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

No devices or wifi in a prison cell

From what I have been told, there a quite a few devices in prison.

4 hours ago, daisycutter said:

the earl has gone very quiet

Like everyone on this site/thread, the Earl has many different personas. Like reality TV, this thread is not reality.

On ‎8‎/‎2‎/‎2016 at 11:15 PM, hemingway said:
1 minute ago, hemingway said:

Like everyone on this site/thread, the Earl has many different personas. Like reality TV, this thread is not reality.

 

Huh?? What on Earth do you mean Ernie?

22 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Huh?? What on Earth do you mean Ernie?

sorry Bitter, there are some exceptions best not to burst your bubble!

4 hours ago, ManDee said:

From what I have been told, there a quite a few devices in prison.

From first hand experience Mandy?


1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

From first hand experience Mandy?

Moonie, I have spent time at Port Arthur Prison and Old Melbourne Gaol and due to good behavior I didn't have to stay too long, in fact I got to the casino before 7pm, but that is another story. 

 

 
On 8/2/2016 at 9:33 PM, Earl Hood said:

The latest update from Fitzroy Street is the police have some guy in a light blue Hawaiin tee shirt cornered on the roof of the Gatwick Inn. I wonder what this is all about? 

It sounds like a case for our intrepid CSI Come on doowwwn Uncle Bitter! 

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