38 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Crystal Serenity. 

Here's your position: -

http://www.cleancruising.com.au/ship_location.asp?ship=CRYSER

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

SanFrancisco to Hawaii and back. Heading back to SFC now and then 3 days in Napa Valley to try some wine and a few days in LA before returning to see the Dees rack up another 5-6 wins after the Swans game. 

Poor bahstard. Heart goes out to you 

2 minutes ago, H_T said:

Here's your position: -

http://www.cleancruising.com.au/ship_location.asp?ship=CRYSER

Err listen HT do you reckon you can focus that camera into RL's cabin? I'd like to see what shifty lawyers get up to in the privacy of their own bunks.

11 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

And what a magnificent head it is.

Indeed!

2 hours ago, picket fence said:

Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

More like "Slurp, Gulp, Snooze" picket.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Err listen HT do you reckon you can focus that camera into RL's cabin? I'd like to see what shifty lawyers get up to in the privacy of their own bunks.

Lol. I bet!

Whilst all the rank (PD) and file are carrying on like a "nana" over Oscar, Dawesy & co. RL is cruising the seas with a banana daiquiri with an umbrella in it, chuckling to himself. He's only concern is JV's knuckle. What a life...

12 minutes ago, H_T said:

Lol. I bet!

Whilst all the rank (PD) and file are carrying on like a "nana" over Oscar, Dawesy & co. RL is cruising the seas with a banana daiquiri with an umbrella in it, chuckling to himself. He's only concern is JV's knuckle. What a life...

Well it is a tough job but someone has to do it.

35 minutes ago, H_T said:

Lol. I bet!

Whilst all the rank (PD) and file are carrying on like a "nana" over Oscar, Dawesy & co. RL is cruising the seas with a banana daiquiri with an umbrella in it, chuckling to himself. He's only concern is JV's knuckle. What a life...

You're not paying attention H_T ,  He says there are no bananas....he's doing it tough !!  

8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

You're not paying attention H_T ,  He says there are no bananas....he's doing it tough !!  

We have ways of making a banana daiquiri without bananas BB. Now pay close attention...

9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

You're not paying attention H_T ,  He says there are no bananas....he's doing it tough !!  

Correct bb sounds like the cruise from hell.

4 minutes ago, H_T said:

We have ways of making a banana daiquiri without bananas BB. Now pay close attention...

Funny you mention that .. In my HSC we volunteered to do extra Chem pracs in recess    well....until they realised we were then doing "Esters and Alcohols "   yummy banana essence ....yummmmm

1 minute ago, beelzebub said:

Funny you mention that....in my HSC year we did extra pracs in recess..   well until they discovered we were doing "Esters and Alcohols"      Yummy Banana !! Yummmm  lol

Esters and Alcohols takes me back to my uni days years ago (ok .. decades ago) in the Chemistry components...there were quite a few. I can imagine Banana being a big hit.

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Crystal Serenity. 

The Crystal down the Gat is anything but serene.

 

4 hours ago, Redleg said:

Crystal Serenity. 

Wifi not included ....stingy

3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Funny you mention that .. In my HSC we volunteered to do extra Chem pracs in recess    well....until they realised we were then doing "Esters and Alcohols "   yummy banana essence ....yummmmm

lol banana was the best

 

43 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Wifi not included ....stingy

I got free wifi for cruise when I told them I was Redleg. 

That is how I have been posting on Demonland. 

15 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I got free wifi for cruise when I told them I was Redleg. 

That is how I have been posting on Demonland. 

Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

5 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

This will be difficult for one of your obviously  limited social status to understand picket, but one of my stature does not make "application".

One is headhunted. 

I think Uncle Bitter that we need to devote subsection of this forum to the "Ask Uncle Bitter" page

It could be like.. the old Truth Newspaper column where desperate and dateless entities ( like many on this forum) post specific questions of dubious volition regarding ah um personal and I dare say private affairs! When the "Truth" newspaper was published the section was called "Heart Balm" it was a kaliadescope of very intimate and thought provoking conundrums!

I think Uncle Bitter , given your self fullfilling prophesy of all aspects of LUUURVE or (lack of) you might just be the person to assist!!

You could call it 

"Uncle Bitters" "Shagged" but not stirred! Luurve forum!!!

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

I think Uncle Bitter that we need to devote subsection of this forum to the "Ask Uncle Bitter" page

It could be like.. the old Truth Newspaper column where desperate and dateless entities ( like many on this forum) post specific questions of dubious volition regarding ah um personal and I dare say private affairs! When the "Truth" newspaper was published the section was called "Heart Balm" it was a kaliadescope of very intimate and thought provoking conundrums!

I think Uncle Bitter , given your self fullfilling prophesy of all aspects of LUUURVE or (lack of) you might just be the person to assist!!

You could call it 

"Uncle Bitters" "Shagged" but not stirred! Luurve forum!!!

For possibly the first time ever picket you make some sense. As I mentioned on this thread some time ago, I was opening a marriage counselling business. Ironically the only response I had was from your Mrs. However the provisions of professional confidentiality do not allow me to comment further on her many disappointments and sexual frustrations.

However, I would welcome correspondence from those in need of any type of assistance. I'm sure personal support from "Dear Uncle Bitter" would change many lives.

PS. Just between you and me picket! There are substances available that may assist you in relieving your missus' frustrations. But be discerning, and do your due diligence,  many of the penis enhancement drugs aren't what they are cracked up to be.

1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

For possibly the first time ever picket you make some sense. As I mentioned on this thread some time ago, I was opening a marriage counselling business. Ironically the only response I had was from your Mrs. However the provisions of professional confidentiality do not allow me to comment further on her many disappointments and sexual frustrations.

However, I would welcome correspondence from those in need of any type of assistance. I'm sure personal support from "Dear Uncle Bitter" would change many lives.

Ah the brevity, the empathy, the downright homespun candour of one that really knows!!!!! Uncle Bitter!

I remember passing a water way in the beautiful Sth West of Vic recently and I came upon a sign the said

" Beware Naked Lights"

I was really very very tempted to get a texta and write below it

" And Old Flames"

But in retrospect I thought Nar I better not!

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

Chucked overboard? 

28 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Chucked overboard? 

i dunno r&b, uncle bitters is known for his seamanship, or at least he told me so or words to that effect

Edited June 8, 20169 yr by daisycutter

Just now, daisycutter said:

i dunno r&b, uncle bitters is known for his seamanship, or at least he told me so or words to that effect

So was Captain Bligh ... 

7 hours ago, Redleg said:

Crystal Serenity. 

RL I envy you and suspect you are doing better than my cruise last year to New Caladonia on the Pacific Gastro!