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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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We need some melons .

perhaps a pair of lychees.

 

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    25 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Hang on DC. The Apple is a proud and noble fruit. And a wonderful quencher can be had from it's smashing. 

    We can't all be daiquiris !!

    i like apples, bub, but they can't hold a candle to the banana. just like upstairs, downstairs apples need to know their place.

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    18 hours ago, Biffen said:

    We need some melons .

    perhaps a pair of lychees.

     

    Yeah im not going anywhere near that one.

    Coconuts?

     

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    47 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

    Yeah im not going anywhere near that one.

     

    And yet I wait for the inevitable ....

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    And yet I wait for the inevitable ....

    Oh no, i will not give in to childish whims......this time.

     

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    On 6/6/2016 at 7:00 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I think you should receive a stiff penalty for that comment Ernie!

    Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

    he doesn't need to, picket. bbo is a real-life walking reality show himself. bbo is to reality what jack viney is to toughness

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    I have been on a ship for 2 weeks and have not seen a banana once. I have taken to eating Avocado every morning and while it is a great breakfast, especially on toast, it is no banana.

    The crew have taken to calling me Avocado Man and I am not sure if that is an insult or a compliment. 

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    I have been on a ship for 2 weeks and have not seen a banana once. I have taken to eating Avocado every morning and while it is a great breakfast, especially on toast, it is no banana.

    The crew have taken to calling me Avocado Man and I am not sure if that is an insult or a compliment. 

    Where is the cruise Mr. Leg I am looking at options right now?

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    1 minute ago, old dee said:

    Where is the cruise Mr. Leg I am looking at options right now?

    SanFrancisco to Hawaii and back. Heading back to SFC now and then 3 days in Napa Valley to try some wine and a few days in LA before returning to see the Dees rack up another 5-6 wins after the Swans game. 

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    SanFrancisco to Hawaii and back. Heading back to SFC now and then 3 days in Napa Valley to try some wine and a few days in LA before returning to see the Dees rack up another 5-6 wins after the Swans game. 

    Is it a good cruise? What ship?

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    12 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Is it a good cruise? What ship?

    Crystal Serenity. 

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

    This will be difficult for one of your obviously  limited social status to understand picket, but one of my stature does not make "application".

    One is headhunted. 

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This will be difficult for one of your obviously  limited social status to understand picket, but one of my stature does not make "application".

    One is headhunted. 

    And what a magnificent head it is.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    SanFrancisco to Hawaii and back. Heading back to SFC now and then 3 days in Napa Valley to try some wine and a few days in LA before returning to see the Dees rack up another 5-6 wins after the Swans game. 

    Poor bahstard. Heart goes out to you :rolleyes:

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Uncle Bitter is it true that you put in a application to be a part of the reality "Pash" show, Kiss, Bang, Love ??

    More like "Slurp, Gulp, Snooze" picket.

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Err listen HT do you reckon you can focus that camera into RL's cabin? I'd like to see what shifty lawyers get up to in the privacy of their own bunks.

    Lol. I bet!

    Whilst all the rank (PD) and file are carrying on like a "nana" over Oscar, Dawesy & co. RL is cruising the seas with a banana daiquiri with an umbrella in it, chuckling to himself. He's only concern is JV's knuckle. What a life...

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    12 minutes ago, H_T said:

    Lol. I bet!

    Whilst all the rank (PD) and file are carrying on like a "nana" over Oscar, Dawesy & co. RL is cruising the seas with a banana daiquiri with an umbrella in it, chuckling to himself. He's only concern is JV's knuckle. What a life...

    Well it is a tough job but someone has to do it.

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    35 minutes ago, H_T said:

    Lol. I bet!

    Whilst all the rank (PD) and file are carrying on like a "nana" over Oscar, Dawesy & co. RL is cruising the seas with a banana daiquiri with an umbrella in it, chuckling to himself. He's only concern is JV's knuckle. What a life...

    You're not paying attention H_T ,  He says there are no bananas....he's doing it tough !!  

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    8 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    You're not paying attention H_T ,  He says there are no bananas....he's doing it tough !!  

    We have ways of making a banana daiquiri without bananas BB. Now pay close attention...

    Natural Banana Flavour Extract 100ml

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    9 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    You're not paying attention H_T ,  He says there are no bananas....he's doing it tough !!  

    Correct bb sounds like the cruise from hell.

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