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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, Biffen said:

Don't mind Bitters Ernesto.

Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making.

Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion  from someone with a real degree.

He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine.

Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements  and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.

 

As long as the footage doesn't appear in Australia's funniest home videos I should think he would breathe a sigh of relief!!

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    19 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Don't mind Bitters Ernesto.

    Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making.

    Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion  from someone with a real degree.

    He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine.

    Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements  and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.

     

    Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute.

    Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus).

    My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable.

    So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

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    6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute.

    Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus).

    My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable.

    So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

    The old fashioned camera didn't ring and alarm bells?

    Although knowing some of your Perversions and your propensity for trying new revolting experiences I'm surprised you didn't invite the whole film crew.

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    On 30 May 2016 at 7:57 PM, picket fence said:

    As long as the footage doesn't appear in Australia's funniest home videos I should think he would breathe a sigh of relief!!

    Would you like a copy picket?

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    Smoothie time ;)

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    14 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    ********* BANANA ALERT *********

    $1.50 Kg at Woolies

    Woolly bananas??!

    Is that like a banana wearing a knitted peter heater?

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    12 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    Woolly bananas??!

    Is that like a banana wearing a knitted peter heater?

    that's very seminal, bj

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    On 31 May 2016 at 0:58 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute.

    Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus).

    My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable.

    So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

    Did someone call for a lawyer?

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    On 5/28/2016 at 9:48 PM, Earl Hood said:

    Yes BJ I have found the all new Soylent Green, "now with more girls", to be absolutely delicious! 

    Too fishy for my liking.

     

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    10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    that's very seminal, bj

    Seminal ... or Semenal ?:rolleyes:

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    5 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Did someone call for a lawyer?

    Ambulances too fast these days ? :P

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    7 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    Seminal ... or Semenal ?:rolleyes:

    subtlety not your strong-point, bub? :lol:

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    subtlety not your strong-point, bub? :lol:

    Not on Thursdays 

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Ambulances too fast these days ? :P

    They are if I am on horseback. 

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    15 hours ago, bjDee said:

    Woolly bananas??!

    Is that like a banana wearing a knitted peter heater?

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    7 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Not on Thursdays 

    Never could get the hang of Thursdays, eh? :lol:

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    14 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Never could get the hang of Thursdays, eh? :lol:

    NO .......  Always hard to recover  after  hump day 

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    2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    NO .......  Always hard to recover  after  hump day 

    Correct bb and the older you get the harder it gets.       the older you get the more difficult recovery becomes.

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    9 hours ago, H_T said:

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    Suddenly it feels much warmer here. That's great because I'm off to Hobart tomorrow - taking my brass monkey spheres as well.

    Now, which end is the opening????

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    11 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    how come every time i watch rake, i immediately think of redleg?

    No idea!

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    yes, in an objectifying way, but there is nothing wrong about objectifying bananas that i know of :)

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