2 hours ago, Biffen said:

The ribbon and ball thing is fkn spectacular Moon.

I suggest you get some sporting supplements from me, some beer and sit and watch in HD with some different music for a better televisual experience.

The old Astors go out in the Gat's refurbishment Biff?

17 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

The old Astors go out in the Gat's refurbishment Biff?

I have chained several tennants to the building in a bid to stave off the wrecking ball.

My least favourite are positioned on the outside .

Any decent electrical goods never last long here Bitters.

You should know that as a recent visitor to our humbled home.

4 minutes ago, Biffen said:

I have chained several tennants to the building in a bid to stave off the wrecking ball.

My least favourite are positioned on the outside .

Any decent electrical goods never last long here Bitters.

You should know that as a recent visitor to our humbled home.

Is there no discretion left in the business world?

5 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Is there no discretion left in the business world?

Your seedy lost weekends in the Seaside are safe with me.

I promise not to tell everyone what a twisted and  debauched glutton you can be when let loose on Fitzroy St.

According to that moron Brad Scot, people are 'cowards' for calling out Lindsay Thomas for playing for free kicks.

Cant stand Scott, he regularly uses hyperbole and passive aggressive attacks every single week for the smallest of issues.  The irony is that he is the coward, nobody else.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/more-news/lindsay-thomas-draws-criticism-for-drawing-high-contact-free-kicks/news-story/4524389fc7155648048ba5dda5a3b022

All the post match talk is very depressing, can we change the subject? Bananas, guava paste sales for instance? Maybe an update on how the Gatt is going? Anything will do. 

Andy Warhol liked bananas.

20 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

All the post match talk is very depressing, can we change the subject? Bananas, guava paste sales for instance? Maybe an update on how the Gatt is going? Anything will do. 

I've recently found that a combined banana and chocolate protein shake is reasonably tasty - for a glutinous, artificially coloured and flavoured dose of Soylent Green.  But still not too pleased about the constipation effects.  Never experienced that before with REAL bananas and chocolate.

Woops - too much info?

51 minutes ago, bjDee said:

I've recently found that a combined banana and chocolate protein shake is reasonably tasty - for a glutinous, artificially coloured and flavoured dose of Soylent Green.  But still not too pleased about the constipation effects.  Never experienced that before with REAL bananas and chocolate.

Woops - too much info?

Yes BJ I have found the all new Soylent Green, "now with more girls", to be absolutely delicious! 

4 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Yes BJ I have found the all new Soylent Green, "now with more girls", to be absolutely delicious! 

Dooo tell?  Never heard of that one.

10 hours ago, Biffen said:

Your seedy lost weekends in the Seaside are safe with me.

I promise not to tell everyone what a twisted and  debauched glutton you can be when let loose on Fitzroy St.

No wonder why 2 out of every 3 shops on Fitzroy St are empty Biff... reputations lost when entertaining BBO, never to recover. It's why the dinosaurs no longer roam (outside of this thread, of course)

On 28 May 2016 at 8:24 PM, bjDee said:

I've recently found that a combined banana and chocolate protein shake is reasonably tasty - for a glutinous, artificially coloured and flavoured dose of Soylent Green.  But still not too pleased about the constipation effects.  Never experienced that before with REAL bananas and chocolate.

Woops - too much info?

and your initials bj stand for? No I suddenly understand, best left to ones imagination. 

1 minute ago, hemingway said:

and your initials bj stand for? No I suddenly understand, best left to ones imagination. 

banana juice obviously, ernest 

3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

banana juice obviously, ernest 

Daisy your imagination is far better than mine or perhaps you are just a man with more varied and higher tastes. As one gets older, I find myself occasionally regressing to youthful thoughts and desires. It can get me into trouble particularly when I ask the lovely continental lass in the organic shop I attend whether she can help with a bj. I need to make it clear that I am asking for a banana juice thus avoiding the deep scratches she left me down both cheeks!

31 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Daisy your imagination is far better than mine or perhaps you are just a man with more varied and higher tastes. As one gets older, I find myself occasionally regressing to youthful thoughts and desires. It can get me into trouble particularly when I ask the lovely continental lass in the organic shop I attend whether she can help with a bj. I need to make it clear that I am asking for a banana juice thus avoiding the deep scratches she left me down both cheeks!

next time ernest you need to resist the urge to expose your banana. leave it in the bag unless the juice bar explicitly allows byo bananas

9 hours ago, hemingway said:

Daisy your imagination is far better than mine or perhaps you are just a man with more varied and higher tastes. As one gets older, I find myself occasionally regressing to youthful thoughts and desires. It can get me into trouble particularly when I ask the lovely continental lass in the organic shop I attend whether she can help with a bj. I need to make it clear that I am asking for a banana juice thus avoiding the deep scratches she left me down both cheeks!

Ernie you have haunted this thread for too long and allowed yourself to be seduced by the crass vulgarity of some posters. Your lofty moral standards have been torn asunder and your libertine self laid bare.

It becomes you.

Come now Bitters. Ernie was known to enjoy a tipple.....just saying  

 

11 hours ago, hemingway said:

and your initials bj stand for? No I suddenly understand, best left to ones imagination. 

Not your best work Hem. 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Ernie you have haunted this thread for too long and allowed yourself to be seduced by the crass vulgarity of some posters. Your lofty moral standards have been torn asunder and your libertine self laid bare.

It becomes you.

Yes I have left myself down. I regret it and appreciate your sage advice. It's my unconscious Freudian mind getting the better of me

1 minute ago, hemingway said:

Yes I have left myself down. I regret it and appreciate your sage advice. It's my unconscious Freudian mind getting the better of me

Don't sweat it Ernest

We all have off days , mine tend to contain a Y 

19 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Not your best work Hem. 

Apologies Bj never again. I will take indefinite leave from this thread as punishment. 

 

On 5/28/2016 at 1:43 PM, Petraccattack said:

According to that moron Brad Scot, people are 'cowards' for calling out Lindsay Thomas for playing for free kicks.

Cant stand Scott, he regularly uses hyperbole and passive aggressive attacks every single week for the smallest of issues.  The irony is that he is the coward, nobody else.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/more-news/lindsay-thomas-draws-criticism-for-drawing-high-contact-free-kicks/news-story/4524389fc7155648048ba5dda5a3b022

Like to see Dermie return serve on this one. Derm called out Thomas on Friday night.

54 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Come now Bitters. Ernie was known to enjoy a tipple.....just saying  

 

That is true and i admit that I have recently been a little excessive with my alcohol intake due to a number of problems. I am trying my best to maintain the women and song but avoid wine but I am struggling. I have moved into wine country in an attempt to get some peace and quiet and have another attempt at a final novel. However. the realisation that I have lost my desire to write and also listening to the game on the weekend, sent me in search of a bottle or two of my favourite claret. And as you know, I am not an agreeable person after a few drinks. 

7 hours ago, hemingway said:

That is true and i admit that I have recently been a little excessive with my alcohol intake due to a number of problems. I am trying my best to maintain the women and song but avoid wine but I am struggling. I have moved into wine country in an attempt to get some peace and quiet and have another attempt at a final novel. However. the realisation that I have lost my desire to write and also listening to the game on the weekend, sent me in search of a bottle or two of my favourite claret. And as you know, I am not an agreeable person after a few drinks. 

It seems we share some important traits Ernie. Laudable all of them. However, if I may be so bold as to make a further suggestion to one of your (late) stature.

Forget the singing.

Don't mind Bitters Ernesto.

Word is he had a rather delicate " procedure" today involving a camera and A Dr from Moldovia who took liberties in his film making.

Uncle Bitters has reported the poor quack and now wants a second opinion  from someone with a real degree.

He is seeking drinking partners in order to avoid paying for his own box of wine.

Have no sympathy Ern, today Bitters is a depraved and selfish fascist who loves the accoutrements  and crueltyof bondage as much as your enemies in Spain.