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1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Kind of like the Dees recruiting until a few years ago ... :lol::)

You talking about The Expendables?

 
1 minute ago, Emerald said:

You talking about The Expendables?

Or perhaps Rocky, and certainly not Rambo ... :lol:

 

I have expendabled quite a few players in my changes vs North thread. Uncle bitters your spine tingling sensation awaits!!

 
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 Can see the excuse this week, the Tasmanian air just sapped our players' energy.

Tempted to agree but trying to resist MFCSS so soon in the season. I succumbed to it for a few days earlier in the week but must..keep..holding..on....


11 minutes ago, bjDee said:

Tempted to agree but trying to resist MFCSS so soon in the season. I succumbed to it for a few days earlier in the week but must..keep..holding..on....

To what?

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It will be a tough ask for us, flying all the way across Australia to Hobart. 

On Wednesday, April 06, 2016 at 6:59 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

A more interesting challenge is to name a Stallone movie that is a classic ... :lol::)

"ADRIENNE!!!!" Definitely Rocky.

 
On Wednesday, April 06, 2016 at 8:57 PM, picket fence said:

I have expendabled quite a few players in my changes vs North thread. Uncle bitters your spine tingling sensation awaits!!

I see your John McEnroe thread disappeared picket. Gave me a hearty laugh. No one can accuse you of not being passionate!

40 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

To what?

The flight of a thousand miles starts with the pilot grasping the joystick, young grasshopper. 


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11 hours ago, bjDee said:

The flight of a thousand miles starts with the pilot grasping the joystick, young grasshopper. 

What has grasping his joystick got to do with flying?

19 hours ago, Redleg said:

 Can see the excuse this week, the Tasmanian air just sapped our players' energy.

The ground was softer than what we've been training on...

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Just now, H_T said:

The ground was softer than what we've been training on...

We don't like that shade of grass. 

Due to our players being subjected to such a southern latitude at this time of year,they suffered a decrease of the full light spectrum required by the hypothalamus to regulate the endocrine and autonomic nervous systems.

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2 minutes ago, Emerald said:

Due to our players being subjected to such a southern latitude at this time of year,they suffered a decrease of the full light spectrum required by the hypothalamus to regulate the endocrine and autonomic nervous systems.

Now there is a fair excuse. Would playing in ugg boots offset that?


16 hours ago, Redleg said:

It will be a tough ask for us, flying all the way across Australia to Hobart. 

Overseas travel is taxing, isn't it?

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Now there is a fair excuse. Would playing in ugg boots offset that?

You better get Earl's expert comments on that one.

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All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

Just make sure it is that healthy fruit juice, the fermented grape kind.


9 hours ago, Redleg said:

We don't like that shade of grass. 

I believe you wouldn't be so bold as to make a veiled reference to what I heard referred to on that television program of high culture -RBT - as the sacred herb, would you Mr Leg?

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

A top'n tail Bitters? I'd have thought a gent of your vintage would've had dozens of those already. No surprises there for you.

On 7 April 2016 at 2:39 PM, Redleg said:

 Can see the excuse this week, the Tasmanian air just sapped our players' energy.

Mr Leg I am very worried about you.

Your cynicism is beginnning to tell a sad story.

I have look to you through a lot of bad times for encouragement.

This seems sadly missing in 2016.

Please dont tell me you are about to leave the fold.

I could not go on without you.

 

 
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2 hours ago, old dee said:

Mr Leg I am very worried about you.

Your cynicism is beginnning to tell a sad story.

I have look to you through a lot of bad times for encouragement.

This seems sadly missing in 2016.

Please dont tell me you are about to leave the fold.

I could not go on without you.

 

Not leaving, just having trouble getting last week out of my mind.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Not leaving, just having trouble getting last week out of my mind.

Well the weekend is not a total loss both the pies and tigers got done.

 


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