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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Kind of like the Dees recruiting until a few years ago ... :lol::)

You talking about The Expendables?

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    1 minute ago, Emerald said:

    You talking about The Expendables?

    Or perhaps Rocky, and certainly not Rambo ... :lol:

     

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    I have expendabled quite a few players in my changes vs North thread. Uncle bitters your spine tingling sensation awaits!!

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     Can see the excuse this week, the Tasmanian air just sapped our players' energy.

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    Tempted to agree but trying to resist MFCSS so soon in the season. I succumbed to it for a few days earlier in the week but must..keep..holding..on....

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    11 minutes ago, bjDee said:

    Tempted to agree but trying to resist MFCSS so soon in the season. I succumbed to it for a few days earlier in the week but must..keep..holding..on....

    To what?

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    It will be a tough ask for us, flying all the way across Australia to Hobart. 

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    On Wednesday, April 06, 2016 at 6:59 PM, Red and Bluebeard said:

    A more interesting challenge is to name a Stallone movie that is a classic ... :lol::)

    "ADRIENNE!!!!" Definitely Rocky.

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    On Wednesday, April 06, 2016 at 8:57 PM, picket fence said:

    I have expendabled quite a few players in my changes vs North thread. Uncle bitters your spine tingling sensation awaits!!

    I see your John McEnroe thread disappeared picket. Gave me a hearty laugh. No one can accuse you of not being passionate!

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    40 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    To what?

    The flight of a thousand miles starts with the pilot grasping the joystick, young grasshopper. 

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    11 hours ago, bjDee said:

    The flight of a thousand miles starts with the pilot grasping the joystick, young grasshopper. 

    What has grasping his joystick got to do with flying?

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    19 hours ago, Redleg said:

     Can see the excuse this week, the Tasmanian air just sapped our players' energy.

    The ground was softer than what we've been training on...

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    Just now, H_T said:

    The ground was softer than what we've been training on...

    We don't like that shade of grass. 

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    Due to our players being subjected to such a southern latitude at this time of year,they suffered a decrease of the full light spectrum required by the hypothalamus to regulate the endocrine and autonomic nervous systems.

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    2 minutes ago, Emerald said:

    Due to our players being subjected to such a southern latitude at this time of year,they suffered a decrease of the full light spectrum required by the hypothalamus to regulate the endocrine and autonomic nervous systems.

    Now there is a fair excuse. Would playing in ugg boots offset that?

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    It will be a tough ask for us, flying all the way across Australia to Hobart. 

    Overseas travel is taxing, isn't it?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Now there is a fair excuse. Would playing in ugg boots offset that?

    You better get Earl's expert comments on that one.

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    All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

    And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

    FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

    And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

    FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

    Just make sure it is that healthy fruit juice, the fermented grape kind.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We don't like that shade of grass. 

    I believe you wouldn't be so bold as to make a veiled reference to what I heard referred to on that television program of high culture -RBT - as the sacred herb, would you Mr Leg?

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

    And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

    FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

    A top'n tail Bitters? I'd have thought a gent of your vintage would've had dozens of those already. No surprises there for you.

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    On 7 April 2016 at 2:39 PM, Redleg said:

     Can see the excuse this week, the Tasmanian air just sapped our players' energy.

    Mr Leg I am very worried about you.

    Your cynicism is beginnning to tell a sad story.

    I have look to you through a lot of bad times for encouragement.

    This seems sadly missing in 2016.

    Please dont tell me you are about to leave the fold.

    I could not go on without you.

     

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Mr Leg I am very worried about you.

    Your cynicism is beginnning to tell a sad story.

    I have look to you through a lot of bad times for encouragement.

    This seems sadly missing in 2016.

    Please dont tell me you are about to leave the fold.

    I could not go on without you.

     

    Not leaving, just having trouble getting last week out of my mind.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Not leaving, just having trouble getting last week out of my mind.

    Well the weekend is not a total loss both the pies and tigers got done.

     

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