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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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16 hours ago, Redleg said:

It will be a tough ask for us, flying all the way across Australia to Hobart. 

Overseas travel is taxing, isn't it?

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Now there is a fair excuse. Would playing in ugg boots offset that?

    You better get Earl's expert comments on that one.

    Edited by Emerald

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    All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

    And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

    FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

    And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

    FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

    Just make sure it is that healthy fruit juice, the fermented grape kind.

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    9 hours ago, Redleg said:

    We don't like that shade of grass. 

    I believe you wouldn't be so bold as to make a veiled reference to what I heard referred to on that television program of high culture -RBT - as the sacred herb, would you Mr Leg?

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    1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

    And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

    FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

    A top'n tail Bitters? I'd have thought a gent of your vintage would've had dozens of those already. No surprises there for you.

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    On 7 April 2016 at 2:39 PM, Redleg said:

     Can see the excuse this week, the Tasmanian air just sapped our players' energy.

    Mr Leg I am very worried about you.

    Your cynicism is beginnning to tell a sad story.

    I have look to you through a lot of bad times for encouragement.

    This seems sadly missing in 2016.

    Please dont tell me you are about to leave the fold.

    I could not go on without you.

     

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    2 hours ago, old dee said:

    Mr Leg I am very worried about you.

    Your cynicism is beginnning to tell a sad story.

    I have look to you through a lot of bad times for encouragement.

    This seems sadly missing in 2016.

    Please dont tell me you are about to leave the fold.

    I could not go on without you.

     

    Not leaving, just having trouble getting last week out of my mind.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Not leaving, just having trouble getting last week out of my mind.

    Well the weekend is not a total loss both the pies and tigers got done.

     

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    22 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    All that medical stuff above is appropriate. I'm still sans desert boots and the old in between toes fungal infection is playing up again. FMD, I try to lead a moral life but circumstances ... and events ... continually conspire to [censored] me up.

    And .. as if matters could get worse my GP is pressuring me to undergo a rather ... err ..invasive shall we say test ...

    FMD - It's enough to drive me to drink.

    Uncle Bitters I have the solution at hand! Please follow!

    Quarter of Vinegar!

    Some Lectric Soda crystals

    Some free range Salt (the ordinary kind)

    Some dettol!

    And no you dont drink it! And no you dont administer to the ah "Nether Regions" Just soak ya feet in it for a 10 minutes or so dry em of and go again several times a day!

    Sheeeeit you will know your alive but if you are game please try and get back to me with results!!

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    On 8 April 2016 at 2:16 PM, Emerald said:

    You better get Earl's expert comments on that one.

    Yes Emerald I have seen people playing footy in Ugg boots. I don't recommend it myself.

    I played a few invitation games for the Fitzroy Hipsters some years ago and had this fullback, from the Carlton Barrista's line up on me wearing Ugg boots, not a good look and not very practical, especially after I did the old foot stomp as we lined up. Got my usual bag as I remember it. 

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    11 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Yes Emerald I have seen people playing footy in Ugg boots. I don't recommend it myself.

    I played a few invitation games for the Fitzroy Hipsters some years ago and had this fullback, from the Carlton Barrista's line up on me wearing Ugg boots, not a good look and not very practical, especially after I did the old foot stomp as we lined up. Got my usual bag as I remember it. 

    No need to mention a business transaction over the internet Earl.

    We will discuss it later.

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    13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Yes Emerald I have seen people playing footy in Ugg boots. I don't recommend it myself.

    I played a few invitation games for the Fitzroy Hipsters some years ago and had this fullback, from the Carlton Barrista's line up on me wearing Ugg boots, not a good look and not very practical, especially after I did the old foot stomp as we lined up. Got my usual bag as I remember it. 

    I'll there were quite a few free kicks paid for pushes in the bun.

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'll there were quite a few free kicks paid for pushes in the bun.

    They also pay frees for man bagging in that comp.

    I hear they have vege burgers and cider after the game because beer and a pie is too mainstream.

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    7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'll there were quite a few free kicks paid for pushes in the bun.

    bun-high tackles, bitters. hope earl didn't play in the skin tight jeans rolled half way up the calves, not good for groin strains.

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    5 hours ago, Biffen said:

    They also pay frees for man bagging in that comp.

    I hear they have vege burgers and cider after the game because beer and a pie is too mainstream.

     

    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    bun-high tackles, bitters. hope earl didn't play in the skin tight jeans rolled half way up the calves, not good for groin strains.

    I wonder how they interpret "holding the man" ?

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    Bitters, have you been throwing malware and virus' at Demonland this afternoon?

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    9 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Bitters, have you been throwing malware and virus' at Demonland this afternoon?

    He was too busy preparing to give Fence a flogging before things went pear-shaped.

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    Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

     

    I wonder how they interpret "holding the man" ?

    please, bbo, holding the person !

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    please, bbo, holding the person !

    More like impinging on the citizen's constitutional rights to freedom of movement without due cause ... :lol::)

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    will be interesting when the sheila's game gets going with the holding the man rule

    presumably it will never be paid?

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    3 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    will be interesting when the sheila's game gets going with the holding the man rule

    presumably it will never be paid?

    Not ifs they are Melbourne players, men or women

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    4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    will be interesting when the sheila's game gets going with the holding the man rule

    presumably it will never be paid?

    "holding the manhood" has a lot to commend it.

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