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2 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

No they did not! 

he just did !!

 
On Sunday, March 13, 2016 at 6:11 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Yes and with each pair of "Calvin Kleens" you get a free can of guava paste 

Don't you mean kale?

 

My god you all need to be locked up or have your medication doubled. I thought I was in a bad state but you all make me feel a lot better about myself although there is some connection with such a crazy bunch of people. A fictional existence I guess.

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Did someone mention banana bread?

I am sure the good doctor has bred some bananas up north ... 


18 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

Don't you mean kale?

Welcome back on board Maple. Did you take a long trip back to your native Canadia?

4 minutes ago, hemingway said:

My god you all need to be locked up or have your medication doubled. I thought I was in a bad state but you all make me feel a lot better about myself although there is some connection with such a crazy bunch of people. A fictional existence I guess.

C'mon, Hemingway, just admit you love us all.

5 minutes ago, hemingway said:

My god you all need to be locked up or have your medication doubled. I thought I was in a bad state but you all make me feel a lot better about myself although there is some connection with such a crazy bunch of people. A fictional existence I guess.

Consecutive wins by the Dees (even meaningless practice games) are like a full moon to werewolves when it comes to us old diehard Demons ... :lol::) A man of your worldliness would surely understand that, Ernest ... 

 
Just now, Moonshadow said:

Welcome back on board Maple. Did you take a long trip back to your native Canadia?

Not recently. When I heard in the news that the Gat was to be closed, I knew Biffen would be inconsolable at having to find a new base of operations for his businesses and I couldn't deal with his anguish.

That and I forgot my password. 

Mr. Shadow, do you know if Uncle Bitter and Biffen have stayed out of trouble this summer?


7 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Consecutive wins by the Dees (even meaningless practice games) are like a full moon to werewolves when it comes to us old diehard Demons ... :lol::) A man of your worldliness would surely understand that, Ernest ... 

Beautifully written. I suspect you are my old love Bram Stoker, my old love (in literary terms of course). 

1 minute ago, hemingway said:

Beautifully written. I suspect you are my old love Bram Stoker, my old love (in literary terms of course). 

Thank you, but I can't hold a candle to the imagination of that genius. A much under-appreciated author, in my opinion ... 

21 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Thank you, but I can't hold a candle to the imagination of that genius. A much under-appreciated author, in my opinion ... 

I much prefer his later incarnation, Alice Cooper.

3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Too right. Dr John, I think you are masking a homo-erotic phallic infatuation with a failed attempt to call upon history and humour as your point for posting. Get a grip man!

Except that your diagnosis and remedy seem a little at odds, Moonie.

8 hours ago, hemingway said:

My god you all need to be locked up or have your medication doubled. I thought I was in a bad state but you all make me feel a lot better about myself although there is some connection with such a crazy bunch of people. A fictional existence I guess.

You're on a forum for MFC supporters and you expect to find sanity, Ernest? That in itself may be a sign of madness.


13 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I have a confession to make. 

I just started watching the latest series of X-files and I have no stomach for watching purely because Special Agent Mulder's sidekick has this funny name.

Ichabod Mudd?

15 hours ago, Maple Demon said:

Mr. Shadow, do you know if Uncle Bitter and Biffen have stayed out of trouble this summer?

I take it that's a rhetorical question Maple. Of course the answer is no.

Biffen was on a drug fuelled stupor for a month or two and has only just come back on board sober, and Bitters has been busy offending Demonland's own moral compass by going "boo!" In his face and poking a hallitosis riddled tounge out at him.

5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

I take it that's a rhetorical question Maple. Of course the answer is no.

Biffen was on a drug fuelled stupor for a month or two and has only just come back on board sober, and Bitters has been busy offending Demonland's own moral compass by going "boo!" In his face and poking a hallitosis riddled tounge out at him.

So, all in all, a quiet summer for our impressionable young lads....


30 minutes ago, Maple Demon said:

So, all in all, a quiet summer for our impressionable young lads....

maple, i don't think uncle bitters has been a lad since many long years, he's just a lecherous old sozzled geezer now

Uncle Bitter, I read on here that you were in Canberra. Thought they would have kept you around as a political consultant.

On 15 March 2016 at 7:52 PM, Dr John Dee said:

I don’t know to which advertisement you refer, but lest it afford you any opportunity for further innuendo or vulgarity I should say in my defence that, as far as I am aware, all evidence* trace of my dealings with the nation’s leaders was removed by the Federal authorities many years ago. It is unlikely therefore to refer to my medical* therapeutic practices, although I would remind you that the stain on a reputation is far more indelible than any to be found on a mere, fading affiche in the gradually gentrifying location of Fyshwick (of course, were I the gentleman in question I presume I would have takes such stains as ample proof of the success of my potions).

Having escaped* decamped to the north and discovered the field generally occupied by mountebanks and hucksters of many stripes all claiming some impossible association with Byron Bay, I decided that there was little opportunity for a simple, honest apothecary* alchemist such as I to earn a living taking advantage of the miseries of those whose ambitions outstrip their capabilities in matters of the marital (or other) bed. I am now occupied in other pursuits which your insinuations can only begin to guess at.

Suffice it to say that, having recently taken over the presidency of the Hopping Dicks Progress Association in a well-drilled putsch, one project involves organising one of those twinning arrangements with a suitable village in the Rhône region. This may entail significant absences and substantial payments to suitable ‘advisors’ as negotiations unfold.

 

* amendments introduced on legal advice. As to any imputations about my criminal past, let me just say that no proceeding of a court has ever been successfully concluded in relation to allegations or indictments against me.

 

 

I've had a very busy and trying week Dr and have only now had the opportunity to ponder your eloquent obfuscations. However, let us not confuse eloquence with dissembling ! But .... I suppose past is past and I will not press the matter of you making further emissions admissions about your grubby history. 

I will be most interested to observe how your already debauched  little  hamlet will advance ( or not) under your stewardship. No doubt nepotism and corruption will rear their various heads and winners and losers will emerge.  And, speaking of nepotism, I also give fair warning that I intend to pursue your local BDSM club for payment of outstanding fees to the national body. This the corporate age and it  can no longer hide behind its sloganizing and rhetoric about being a family operated concern.

 
On ‎17‎/‎03‎/‎2016 at 6:41 PM, Maple Demon said:

Uncle Bitter, I read on here that you were in Canberra. Thought they would have kept you around as a political consultant.

Well I'm always open to suggestions Mable and since my marriage counselling business hasn't really taken off as yet .....

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I don't have to water the banana tree in the garden today, after all the rain. Can spend the free time thinking about the Dees.


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