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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

how do you accumulate sick leave, moonie? does that accumulate every time you go to work with the flu rather than staying at home?

C'mon now dc. Don't play the innocent wallflower on here. Or have you been in fine health all your working life?

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    C'mon now dc. Don't play the innocent wallflower on here. Or have you been in fine health all your working life?

    well i've never ever worked under any scheme of being paid for accumulated sick leave, moonie. seems wrong to me

    and it's nothing to do with health unless you mean getting paid for good health

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    8 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    well i've never ever worked under any scheme of being paid for accumulated sick leave, moonie. seems wrong to me

    and it's nothing to do with health unless you mean getting paid for good health

    I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

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    47 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

    gigolo, moonie, gigolo.......sheesh......but thanks for the appellation of being considered a young man even if  misguided

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    16 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    gigolo, moonie, gigolo.......sheesh......but thanks for the appellation of being considered a young man even if  misguided

    "Young" is a comparative term dc. Can be used in many different contexts

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    13 hours ago, Earl Hood said:

    Cheap hotel rates in cyclone season BBO? Or are you tenting it, if so watch out for crocs on the move? 

    Our BBO loves his comforts as well as standing out from the crowd.

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    Good news!

    It seems the threat to the QLD banana crop has passed.

     

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    2 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Our BBO loves his comforts as well as standing out from the crowd.

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    Where is bubble boy?

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    14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I guess there's no sick leave in the blue rinse gigalo industry dc

    Where does one sign up for the blue rinse gigolo gig Moon ?? Since turning 50 I've paid more attention to the APIA ads and the older ladies at the golf club.

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    2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Where does one sign up for the blue rinse gigolo gig Moon ?? Since turning 50 I've paid more attention to the APIA ads and the older ladies at the golf club.

    Pineapple, you should befriend dc. He has a blue rinse PhD. And he's got a good record at the 19th hole.

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    25 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Pineapple, you should befriend dc. He has a blue rinse PhD. And he's got a good record at the 19th hole.

    i'm not a friggen charity you know moonie.

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    3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You been spying on me again fl  oger?

    I knew my fleet of drones would come in handy one day.

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    Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

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    3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i'm not a friggen charity you know moonie.

    Of course, I meant for a reasonable (read: rip off) fee dc

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    34 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

    Good to see you back Biff. How was rehab? Did you say no, no, no?

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    51 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

    Welcome back

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

    Biff I thought you might have used your break to update your wardrobe, specifically your shirts, but obviously not. You weren't anywhere near FNQ were you? 

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    11 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Biff I thought you might have used your break to update your wardrobe, specifically your shirts, but obviously not. You weren't anywhere near FNQ were you? 

    What is wrong with his shirt?

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    On 15 February 2016 at 8:35 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sleeping in the back of the Merc Earl. The squeeze is unhappy though- claims my flatulance is playing up again. I'm blaming the cane toads. 

    I don't even know you BBO but I seem to know you to well. It is quite bizarre. 

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    3 hours ago, Biffen said:

    Been away for a brief stint. Nothing serious.Sorry I have been unable to dispense advice on moral issues for you all but my sabbatical has left me refreshed. 

    This is the first time I have laughed today my son. 

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    11 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    What is wrong with his shirt?

    Nothing about the shirt per se Defrog, I was in fact wearing similar colourful, tropical shirts during my recent I'll fated missions to Cuba and Mexico where such garb is expected. But this is not the case in a place such as Melbourne. Black is more the fashionable colour here in our sub, sub tropical climate.

    Now Perth is different, I don't know what the fashion is over there, are Hawaiian shirts the in thing in Cottesloe these days?   

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    1 minute ago, Earl Hood said:

    Nothing about the shirt per se Defrog, I was in fact wearing similar colourful, tropical shirts during my recent I'll fated missions to Cuba and Mexico where such garb is expected. But this is not the case in a place such as Melbourne. Black is more the fashionable colour here in our sub, sub tropical climate.

    Now Perth is different, I don't know what the fashion is over there, are Hawaiian shirts the in thing in Cottesloe these days?   

    I have a wide collection of colourful Hawaiian Shirts myself, but I don't live in Perth.

    Hawaiian shirt are suitable for all occasions and locations.

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    4 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

    Nothing about the shirt per se Defrog, I was in fact wearing similar colourful, tropical shirts during my recent I'll fated missions to Cuba and Mexico where such garb is expected. But this is not the case in a place such as Melbourne. Black is more the fashionable colour here in our sub, sub tropical climate.

    Now Perth is different, I don't know what the fashion is over there, are Hawaiian shirts the in thing in Cottesloe these days?   

    Multiple toilets seem to be all the rage over there Earl. They are certainly full of [censored].

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Multiple toilets seem to be all the rage over there Earl. They are certainly full of [censored].

    Are we really going there Moonie?

     

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