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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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On 6 January 2016 at 7:37 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well I am feeling my way at the moment Ernie so I'd appreciate a little more positivity. Perhaps you could direct some  suckers  err I mean clients in my direction.

It's the feeling bit that worries me BBO.  

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    Just now, hemingway said:

    It's the feeling bit that worries me BBO.  

    i'm sure it would all be in the best brotherhood tradition, ernest

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    20 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Thanks Dr. That's not what the doctor ordered. I have just returned from Vietnam having been subjected to traditional music and singing that was just caterwauling. How aboot Mozart..... Or even Ian Drury.

    Ian Dury and Mozart might be an even more interesting double act, pineapple. It could confuse a few of the punters though, especially those still stuck in the seventies.

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    2 hours ago, Dr John Dee said:

    Ian Dury and Mozart might be an even more interesting double act, pineapple. It could confuse a few of the punters though, especially those still stuck in the seventies.

    Hit me with your night music stick !!

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    On 1/9/2016 at 1:26 PM, Elwood 3184 said:

    Redleg, you should be up on the Gold Coast for the Magic Millions, not Port Adelaide.  

    Thought if I could snare Ollie Wines it would be worth it.

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    27 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Thought if I could snare Ollie Wines it would be worth it.

    You have my vote.

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    Ziggy Stardust aka David Bowie dead at 69. RIP David a real trend setter and innovative performer.

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Very sad news but I must say, I was never into Bowie.

    The other big news of the day came as a bit of a shock.

    Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall - wow.

    A couple of cyborgs. It makes sense.

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You'd reckon Rupe would be ordering Viagra by the Pallet.

    He has gone for an older one this time around Bbo.

    Perhaps not as much is required

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    So ol Rupe's in for the long Hall :unsure:

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    Just now, beelzebub said:

    So ol Rupe's in for the long Hall :unsure:

    You are on a roll mate

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    37 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

    So ol Rupe's in for the long Hall :unsure:

    If they split will she Hall him over the coals? Or will they say 'Let's stick together'? :lol::)

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    12 hours ago, old dee said:

    He has gone for an older one this time around Bbo.

    Perhaps not as much is required

    I'm younger than Rupe OD and I can't attract a flash sheila like her. What's old Rupe got that I haven't?

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm younger than Rupe OD and I can't attract a flash sheila like her. What's old Rupe got that I haven't?

    Not wit, charm and intelligence, obviously. Must be looks.

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    3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm younger than Rupe OD and I can't attract a flash sheila like her. What's old Rupe got that I haven't?

    i believe he is well endowed, bitters.......................................with money

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    52 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    i believe he is well endowed, bitters.......................................with money

    Beat me by 51 minutes dc

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    55 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm younger than Rupe OD and I can't attract a flash sheila like her. What's old Rupe got that I haven't?

    Not very complimentary towards your missus there Bitters. You'll need your own relationship counselling services if you keep that up.

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    1 hour ago, Dr John Dee said:

    Not wit, charm and intelligence, obviously. Must be looks.

    Thank you Doctor, I have previously enjoyed the benefits of your appreciation of my talents.

    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i believe he is well endowed, bitters.......................................with money

    How very sordid and cynical of you dc to imply that there is no place for love.

    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Not very complimentary towards your missus there Bitters. You'll need your own relationship counselling services if you keep that up.

    I am not so selfish as to limit myself Moonie. In fact, I must confess, I have carried a torch for Jerry ( after I finally got over Doris Day) and was tempted to contact her after her break up with Mick. I reckoned an invite to Romsey Manor and a chance to meet the Lads would have been wonderful consolation for her. Alas other sensitive matters intruded at that time.

    Arrh well as Doris said Que Sera Sera.

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    18 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Very sad news but I must say, I was never into Bowie.

    The other big news of the day came as a bit of a shock.

    Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall - wow.

    No shock with Jerry and Rupert, they have been an item for a few months. 

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    Rupert better make Jerry get a Melbourne membership.

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    58 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Thank you Doctor, I have previously enjoyed the benefits of your appreciation of my talents.

    How very sordid and cynical of you dc to imply that there is no place for love.

    I am not so selfish as to limit myself Moonie. In fact, I must confess, I have carried a torch for Jerry ( after I finally got over Doris Day) and was tempted to contact her after her break up with Mick. I reckoned an invite to Romsey Manor and a chance to meet the Lads would have been wonderful consolation for her. Alas other sensitive matters intruded at that time.

    Arrh well as Doris said Que Sera Sera.

    "Sordid and cynical" on Demonland Bbo surly you are mistaken!

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