Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

Featured Replies

56 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

I never had the doubt OD

The afl is run by moral bankrupts whose currency is corruption and philosophy is hypocrisy.

It's a scandal in an of itself.

they are set a good example by their political and corporate role models, bb

 

it's only a rort if you are not involved.

But at last we are.

8 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

Have you seen his teeth? He'd only get a gig as a horse 

More likely one of the polo sticks --- he is about seven foot tall.

 
6 hours ago, old dee said:

If anyone has the slightest doubt that the AFL says one thing and do another just read the article in todays Hun.

The woman who was threatened  claims the AFl tried to down graded what she said.

At one stsge they said to her this could end his career.

Then after four hours presented her with a statement to sign that contained changed elements from what she had said.

She would not agree to the statement.

Then add the RFC making statements about they are worried about Dustin.

Deliver us from these hypocrites. 

Sadly unsurprising OD. They'd probably try to teach Warnie how to spin ... 

It may be just Chinese whispers but...

Apparently Martin threatened Won-ton violence,


9 hours ago, beelzebub said:

I never had the doubt OD

The afl is run by moral bankrupts whose currency is corruption and philosophy is hypocrisy.

It's a scandal in an of itself.

They may be morally bankrupt but Gill and his henchmen are laughing all the way to the bank. His salary is prodigious. Unfortunately in this capitalist dog eat dog world capacity to earn has nothing to do with worth. I much prefer those simple souls who earn a lot less but are actually helping others.  I do not include writers who are self absorbed and neurotic with a tendency toward addiction.

21 hours ago, hemingway said:

They may be morally bankrupt but Gill and his henchmen are laughing all the way to the bank. His salary is prodigious. Unfortunately in this capitalist dog eat dog world capacity to earn has nothing to do with worth. I much prefer those simple souls who earn a lot less but are actually helping others.  I do not include writers who are self absorbed and neurotic with a tendency toward addiction.

So I'll throw out your books along with Hunter S,William Boroughs,Kerouac,Miller,Mailer and any other decent American writer from last century.

Don't worry about the meek-they'll inherit the earth later.

On 12/12/2015 at 9:43 PM, Biffen said:

It may be just Chinese whispers but...

Apparently Martin threatened Won-ton violence,

Nah, Chop sui.

 
  • Author

Bananas become rarer and the stock market crashes.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

Bananas become rarer and the stock market crashes.

RUN TO THE HILLS...!!!


  • Author
2 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

RUN TO THE HILLS...!!!

I would, if they had bananas up there.

On 12 December 2015 at 10:27 AM, beelzebub said:

I never had the doubt OD

The afl is run by moral bankrupts whose currency is corruption and philosophy is hypocrisy.

It's a scandal in an of itself.

A true indicator of moral bankruptcy would be to determine the AFL's stance/policy on Banana's and to a lessor extent mango curry. 

Edited by felixdacat
Spelling

4 minutes ago, felixdacat said:

A true indicator of moral bankruptcy would be to determine the AFL's stance/policy on Banana's and to a lessor extent mango curry. 

I think the lack of an afl  yellow ribbon, banana round answers your question on where the afl stands. 

20 hours ago, Redleg said:

Bananas become rarer and the stock market crashes.

RL as I posted some time ago I am on the cusp of finalising a trade deal here in Havana that will ship bananas to OZ, as many as we need! This deal will be bigger than the Trans Pacific Partnership if it comes off. The paperwork is all but done but it still needs Fidel's final sign off but it is difficult to catch him when he is awake these days. Fingers crossed that there will be no banana shortage in my lifetime! 

30 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

RL as I posted some time ago I am on the cusp of finalising a trade deal here in Havana that will ship bananas to OZ, as many as we need! This deal will be bigger than the Trans Pacific Partnership if it comes off. The paperwork is all but done but it still needs Fidel's final sign off but it is difficult to catch him when he is awake these days. Fingers crossed that there will be no banana shortage in my lifetime! 

Earl you should be Knighted for services beyond the call. 


42 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

RL as I posted some time ago I am on the cusp of finalising a trade deal here in Havana that will ship bananas to OZ, as many as we need! This deal will be bigger than the Trans Pacific Partnership if it comes off. The paperwork is all but done but it still needs Fidel's final sign off but it is difficult to catch him when he is awake these days. Fingers crossed that there will be no banana shortage in my lifetime! 

As long as they're less than $2.80 /kg deal me in. 

  • Author
30 minutes ago, H_T said:

As long as they're less than $2.80 /kg deal me in. 

Dealing, k's, I don't like the sound of this.

22 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Dealing, k's, I don't like the sound of this.

Just keeping with the No B$ theme. 

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

Dealing, k's, I don't like the sound of this.

Whatever pays the school fees Red.

As long as your client  believes he is innocent.

  • Author
42 minutes ago, Biffen said:

 

As long as your client  believes he is innocent.

Or hopes he can convince others of it.


18 hours ago, H_T said:

As long as they're less than $2.80 /kg deal me in. 

Hmmm Good point HT I have been negotiating in Cuban Pesos forgot about AUS $. At the moment I calculate that I can get them to market for about 71.40 Cuban Pesos/kg. The other point to make is that Cuban bananas bend the other way, to the left, rather than to the right as you are looking at them. Not sure if this will pose a marketing problem or not? 

 

 

29 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

Hmmm Good point HT I have been negotiating in Cuban Pesos forgot about AUS $. At the moment I calculate that I can get them to market for about 71.40 Cuban Pesos/kg. The other point to make is that Cuban bananas bend the other way, to the left, rather than to the right as you are looking at them. Not sure if this will pose a marketing problem or not? 

 

 

as long as they bend to the will of the state, that should be fine, earl

On 12/16/2015 at 11:15 AM, Earl Hood said:

Hmmm Good point HT I have been negotiating in Cuban Pesos forgot about AUS $. At the moment I calculate that I can get them to market for about 71.40 Cuban Pesos/kg. The other point to make is that Cuban bananas bend the other way, to the left, rather than to the right as you are looking at them. Not sure if this will pose a marketing problem or not? 

Wouldn't matter Earl which way they bent, left/right, flip it over and no one will ever know, and it wouldn't faze me in a smoothie.

And as squire BBO would indicate.... as long as they're ribbed for pleasurre. 

 

 

Just making a banana sandwich for lunch and my banana is definitely bent to the left.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • DRAFT: The Next Generation

    It was not long after the announcement that Melbourne's former number 1 draft pick Tom Scully was departing the club following 31 games and two relatively unremarkable seasons to join expansion team, the Greater Western Giants, on a six-year contract worth about $6 million, that a parody song based on Adele's hit "Someone Like You" surfaced on social media. The artist expressed lament over Scully's departure in song, culminating in the promise, "Never mind, we'll find someone like you," although I suspect that the undertone of bitterness in this version exceeded that of the original.

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 7 replies
  • AFLW REPORT: Brisbane

    A steamy Springfield evening set the stage for a blockbuster top-four clash between two AFLW heavyweights. Brisbane, the bookies’ favourites, hosted Melbourne at a heaving Brighton Homes Arena, with 5,022 fans packing in—the biggest crowd for a Melbourne game this season. It was the 11th meeting between these fierce rivals, with the Dees holding a narrow 6–4 edge. But while the Lions brought the chaos and roared loudest, the Demons aren’t done yet.

      • Thanks
    • 5 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Picks 7 & 8

    The Demons have acquired two first round picks in Picks 7 & 8 in the 2025 AFL National Draft.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Like
    • 488 replies
  • Farewell Clayton Oliver

    The Demons have traded 4 time Club Champion Clayton Oliver to the GWS Giants for a Future Third Rounder whilst paying a significant portion of his salary each year.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 2,052 replies
  • Farewell Christian Petracca

    The Demons have traded Norm Smith Medalist Christian Petracca to the Gold Coast Suns for 3 First Round Draft Picks.

      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 1,742 replies
  • Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele

    In a late Trade the Demons have secured the services of St. Kilda Captain Jack Steele in a move to bolster their midfield in the absence of Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver.

      • Thumb Down
    • 325 replies

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.