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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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have you considered getting the assistance of anthony lapaglia?

Around here I'm not sure whether only one body would be likely to turn up.

We had a bloke wave us down a while ago, asking for a lift because there were two people chasing him trying 'to murder' him. Don't know whether it was an elaborate hitchhiking ruse but he did look genuinely spooked.

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    How are you off for socks DF?

    I do need so more socks, thanks for asking.

    But I was interested in here where these 10 wins will come from?

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    Flo g you're back!! I've missed you - just joshing.

    Thanks big fella.

    I have be struggling with my support of the AFL of late due to my hatred of drugs in sport. I will be watching the WADA appeal with great interest.

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    So you will be there at the next final?

    Depends where the game will be played.

    If its in the West, I should be there, provided I am still alive and mobile enough to enjoy the game.

    At best I only have another 40 years of life left in me.

    OMG I am turning in to OD!

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    Depends where the game will be played.

    If its in the West, I should be there, provided I am still alive and mobile enough to enjoy the game.

    At best I only have another 40 years of life left in me.

    OMG I am turning to OD!

    Worse things could happen to you.
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    Tomorrow, yes 1, the next day, the biggest event in town - the Rookie Draft. Can't wait.

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    Tomorrow, yes 1, the next day, the biggest event in town - the Rookie Draft. Can't wait.

    Trust this is irony Redleg, otherwise I would feel very sorry for you.

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    Trust this is irony Redleg, otherwise I would feel very sorry for you.

    Probably more sarcasm, than irony.

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    Trust this is irony Redleg, otherwise I would feel very sorry for you.

    Red doesn't get out as much as he used to... ^_^

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    BTW I'm looking a "please explain" from Lothario. It seems the Member for Borewood remained seated while the rest of The House gave Rosie Batty a standing ovation today.

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    Redtube is addictive ... so I hear.

    Is the rumour true that your their number 1 subscriber?

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    Is the rumour true that your their number 1 subscriber?

    FMD Flo g!! But yes, I am a gold card member. Biffen arranged it. I believe he is a ... eerr contributor to the site.

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    BTW I'm looking a "please explain" from Lothario. It seems the Member for Borewood remained seated while the rest of The House gave Rosie Batty a standing ovation today.

    the member from burwood had a problem with his member and was unable to stand for obvious reasons......i'm sure you have had this problem before, bitters, and would sympathise

    besides, he'd had a very long lunch (discussing constituent issues of course) and was quite unstable on his legs, again you would understand

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    the member from burwood had a problem with his member and was unable to stand for obvious reasons......i'm sure you have had this problem before, bitters, and would sympathise

    besides, he'd had a very long lunch (discussing constituent issues of course) and was quite unstable on his legs, again you would understand

    Thank you for that useless response dc.

    However, I have another issue that has just popped up. My squeeze just messaged to say she was working OT and not to wait up. This seemed to disturb the lads as they claim her workplace's OT budget is spent.

    What could this mean?

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    Thank you for that useless response dc.

    However, I have another issue that has just popped up. My squeeze just messaged to say she was working OT and not to wait up. This seemed to disturb the lads as they claim her workplace's OT budget is spent.

    What could this mean?

    unpaid OT?

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    or...paid in kind?.............whatever it takes

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    Thank you for that useless response dc.

    However, I have another issue that has just popped up. My squeeze just messaged to say she was working OT and not to wait up. This seemed to disturb the lads as they claim her workplace's OT budget is spent.

    What could this mean?

    She found a replacement?

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    Redtube is addictive ... so I hear.

    I'm not addicted.

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    or...paid in kind?.............whatever it takes

    Not many people are kind at the Gat dc

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    Not many people are kind at the Gat dc

    I'ts a jungle sometimes Moon.

    We are under siege from inner city

    trendy,green voting,yuppie do gooding,moneyed up leftist,agitating bastards like your good self.

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    I'ts a jungle sometimes Moon.

    We are under siege from inner city

    trendy,green voting,yuppie do gooding,moneyed up leftist,agitating bastards like your good self.

    I wish.

    But thanks for your concern and expression of inadequacy biff

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