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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Redleg
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The wheel is turning DF 10 wins this year followed by 16 in 2017 and a finals appearance.

Ok can you name the wins?

Which teams and by how much?

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    Ok can you name the wins?

    Which teams and by how much?

    How are you off for socks DF?
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    All is well at last,Flo g is back Uncle Bitter is back. …… and, what’s more, I have a divine mission.

    My informant (a certain MD from Pulling One’s Appendage Creek) has let it be known that one of our esteemed fellow posters, the inestimable Stuie is sad and upset.

    Apparently the poor fellow has been forced to read excerpts of his own posts – a cruel and inhumane punishment if ever there was one.

    Well I’ll not tolerate such callousness!! I’ll hunt down the perpetrator of this justice injustice and buy him a case of decent shiraz give him a jolly good flogging.

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    Sad thing is I was there at our last finals game back in 2006.

    So you will be there at the next final?

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    All is well at last,Flo g is back Uncle Bitter is back. …… and, what’s more, I have a divine mission.

    My informant (a certain MD from Pulling One’s Appendage Creek) has let it be known that one of our esteemed fellow posters, the inestimable Stuie is sad and upset.

    Apparently the poor fellow has been forced to read excerpts of his own posts – a cruel and inhumane punishment if ever there was one.

    Well I’ll not tolerate such callousness!! I’ll hunt down the perpetrator of this justice injustice and buy him a case of decent shiraz give him a jolly good flogging.

    And in contrast ...

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    The Greek Skydiver drops in.

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    All is well at last,Flo g is back Uncle Bitter is back. …… and, what’s more, I have a divine mission.

    My informant (a certain MD from Pulling One’s Appendage Creek) has let it be known that one of our esteemed fellow posters, the inestimable Stuie is sad and upset.

    Apparently the poor fellow has been forced to read excerpts of his own posts – a cruel and inhumane punishment if ever there was one.

    Well I’ll not tolerate such callousness!! I’ll hunt down the perpetrator of this justice injustice and buy him a case of decent shiraz give him a jolly good flogging

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU

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    The Greek Skydiver drops in.

    I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,

    And what can be the use of him is more than I can see

    (Robert Louis Stevenson: Child's Garden of Verses ... about the appropriate level of maturity I presume)

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    Closely followed by the Dalton of human discourse.

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    I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,

    And what can be the use of him is more than I can see

    (Robert Louis Stevenson: Child's Garden of Verses ... about the appropriate level of maturity I presume)

    Ah yes -the id,the ego and the super ego.

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    As for me, I've got some lantana to get tangled up in. More enticing than bothering with bigots and bullies.

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    I've got slaves to drive,streets to plunder.Dragons to slay.

    Ideologies to crush and burn.

    There's never enough time......

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    As for me, I've got some lantana to get tangled up in. More enticing than bothering with bigots and bullies.

    have you considered getting the assistance of anthony lapaglia?

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    have you considered getting the assistance of anthony lapaglia?

    Around here I'm not sure whether only one body would be likely to turn up.

    We had a bloke wave us down a while ago, asking for a lift because there were two people chasing him trying 'to murder' him. Don't know whether it was an elaborate hitchhiking ruse but he did look genuinely spooked.

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    How are you off for socks DF?

    I do need so more socks, thanks for asking.

    But I was interested in here where these 10 wins will come from?

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    Flo g you're back!! I've missed you - just joshing.

    Thanks big fella.

    I have be struggling with my support of the AFL of late due to my hatred of drugs in sport. I will be watching the WADA appeal with great interest.

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    So you will be there at the next final?

    Depends where the game will be played.

    If its in the West, I should be there, provided I am still alive and mobile enough to enjoy the game.

    At best I only have another 40 years of life left in me.

    OMG I am turning in to OD!

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    Depends where the game will be played.

    If its in the West, I should be there, provided I am still alive and mobile enough to enjoy the game.

    At best I only have another 40 years of life left in me.

    OMG I am turning to OD!

    Worse things could happen to you.
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    Tomorrow, yes 1, the next day, the biggest event in town - the Rookie Draft. Can't wait.

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    Tomorrow, yes 1, the next day, the biggest event in town - the Rookie Draft. Can't wait.

    Trust this is irony Redleg, otherwise I would feel very sorry for you.

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    Trust this is irony Redleg, otherwise I would feel very sorry for you.

    Probably more sarcasm, than irony.

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