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That little K- Hunt.

The AFL are probably wise not to delve.

Just slip it under the rug like the Matthew Stokes incident .

Otherwise your business would be ruined Biff?

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    I wonder if Essendon are considering recruiting K-hunt as a top up player? common interests and all that.

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    I wonder if Essendon are considering recruiting K-hunt as a top up player? common interests and all that.

    He may be a great asset to the Club as their other suppliers have already been discovered.

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    Otherwise your business would be ruined Biff?

    I'm in the peptide industry now.

    Gone legit.

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    You're as straight as my grandpa's arm 6pm every Thursday at the front bar of the Orrong Hotel!

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    Only one day of this February foolishness to go. Ive spent this evening wandering among my favourite bottles of Shiraz. I caressed their slender necks and playfully fondled their cute skimpy labels and ..... er well as I said one day to go.

    Wonder how Jizz is holding out. Can I claim a comprehensive victory for the real farmers?

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    Only one day of this February foolishness to go. Ive spent this evening wandering among my favourite bottles of Shiraz. I caressed their slender necks and playfully fondled their cute skimpy labels and ..... er well as I said one day to go.

    Wonder how Jizz is holding out. Can I claim a comprehensive victory for the real farmers?

    Could be a draw I think, depends on how long Jazza can stay off the fags.

    BBO you have gone this far why slide back, why not continue, think about the weight you have shed, how well you feel. I say continue the good fight and stay alcohol free.

    Those bottles of Shiraz do you need them really? Let me deal with them instead, let me remove your temptation. It is the least I can do for you and there is no need to thank me. It is my lot in life, noblesse oblige, I believe it is termed?

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    Only one day of this February foolishness to go. Ive spent this evening wandering among my favourite bottles of Shiraz. I caressed their slender necks and playfully fondled their cute skimpy labels and ..... er well as I said one day to go.

    Wonder how Jizz is holding out. Can I claim a comprehensive victory for the real farmers?

    Victory to Uncle Bitter I say! Three cheers old chap. Have one for the rest of us.

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    Some people need alcohol to give them the confidence to be outgoing and socially confident.

    BBO needed alcohol merely to function through the short day.

    Welcome back.

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    Meanwhile, in the heart of Moscow, the Russian opposition leader was cowardly murdered, shot four times in the back just before a large protest rally against Vlad Putin. As much as I can't stand Abbott (or Shorten for that matter) I thank my lucky stars that doesn't happen here and hope we don't ever stoop to that level.

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    Meanwhile, in the heart of Moscow, the Russian opposition leader was cowardly murdered, shot four times in the back just before a large protest rally against Vlad Putin. As much as I can't stand Abbott (or Shorten for that matter) I thank my lucky stars that doesn't happen here and hope we don't ever stoop to that level.

    Actually that could be a good way to get the right person to lead our country.

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    Meanwhile, in the heart of Moscow, the Russian opposition leader was cowardly murdered, shot four times in the back just before a large protest rally against Vlad Putin. As much as I can't stand Abbott (or Shorten for that matter) I thank my lucky stars that doesn't happen here and hope we don't ever stoop to that level.

    A colleague of mine at work emigrated here from Russia in the mid 90's. I remember he was laughed at in a meeting in the dying days of the Howard government for saying that we have good governments in Australia. The laughing stopped when he started talking about Russian politics ...

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    Absolutely pizzing down where I am in Melb and a howling wind too boot. BBO is going to have 'one of these nights' at the Eagles concert at Hanging Rock. The only thing dry will be his thirst for alcohol.

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    Absolutely pizzing down where I am in Melb and a howling wind too boot. BBO is going to have 'one of these nights' at the Eagles concert at Hanging Rock. The only thing dry will be his thirst for alcohol.

    Oh yeah.

    The Eagles.

    In the rain.

    At Hanging Rock.

    I think i'd rather have the seniors card at home, watching TV, or porn in this case.

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    Can you picture BBO going awol tonight and screaming "Miranda!!!"

    Dressed in Frilly Victorian ,corseted outfit.

    Desperately searching for help,

    Oh i can picture it.

    BUT IT AINT PRETTY.

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    Have a good laugh you DH's but Uncle Bitter, as usual, was in front of the game. Being a man of the land and in touch with the elements ( and also some boy scout experiences), I anticipated inclement conditions. Therefore I had packed a large tarp 3x4 metres, so myself and my delightful company were quite cozy. Well at times a little too cozy as, despite remaining off the booze, I had rather embarrassing flatulence. Must have been the lentil salad.

    Forty five minutes to decamp from the carpark also put the dampener on an otherwise terrific evening.

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    Thank god you are safe.

    When you do not post something repulsive at least once a night we begin to worry.

    We were petrified that you had lost the other girls and wedged yourself into a crevasse.

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    Thank god you are safe.

    When you do not post something repulsive at least once a night we begin to worry.

    We were petrified that you had lost the other girls and wedged yourself into a crevasse.

    Or had wedged someone into his own crevasse....

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    I am trying to post a photo (780kb) but it is rejected as too large (no jokes please). Could one of you resident experts explain this please?

    I think we have a total max. of 500kb worth of photos.

    You can delete some old ones in 'manage attachments' but still won't be enough. Just scale down the image.

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    I am trying to post a photo (780kb) but it is rejected as too large (no jokes please). Could one of you resident experts explain this please?

    try the paleo diet

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    try the paleo diet

    Try Scorched in Torquay, a fabulous restaurant. Slow cooked lamb a treat for the senses.

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