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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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30 inside a month.

I can imagine the shock to Demonlanders after waiting so long, if we call out Brayshaw and Petracca/McCartin's names with picks 2 and 3. It would be so unexpected, I would be worried about the health of some of us.

Imagine if they dont get called out.

Threads galore for 4 more years

 

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OLD DEES grandson?

No...thats Old Dee in party mode on the Cruise !!! ^_^

Too young ^^^^^^^for mold dee.

 

Too young ^^^^^^^for mold dee.

just the glasses take years off !! :)

Gee another 30 days! What will we talk about until then I wonder?


Gee another 30 days! What will we talk about until then I wonder?

Spuds are 1.88 a pound.

Gee another 30 days! What will we talk about until then I wonder?

Something new...who we will take with pick 2 and 3, perhaps! :wacko:

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Spuds are 1.88 a pound.

You talking about potatoes or the players we are delisting? And what is this pound shite?

 
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Gee another 30 days! What will we talk about until then I wonder?

Bananas.

Bananas.

How much a pound?


How much a pound?

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

But not much in between

Gee another 30 days! What will we talk about until then I wonder?

Still be Mocking Essendon as it helps the time go bye.

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But not much in between

You are phallus fixated clit.

Spuds are 1.88 a pound.

And lemons are $1.20 each.

We drop the spuds so we can draft more lemons. It's the circle of life.

Hakuna mutada.


From a time when things seemed more innocent

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Oh this is a response to another thread when someone used the word loyalty.

Not sure what that word means these day so was going to ask Mitch Clark.

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Just send an email to PJ. There is a typo in the thank you letter from the club. Las Angeles!

My question is, does this make me anal?

Just send an email to PJ. There is a typo in the thank you letter from the club. Las Angeles!

My question is, does this make me anal?

Yes but the Professor will be proud of you.

Well we could talk about the latest MFC member......My grand daughter who was born on Monday.....

From a time when things seemed more innocent

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Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'pushing up daisies'.


Well we could talk about the latest MFC member......My grand daughter who was born on Monday.....

Congrats Mate

But how do you know she will be a Dees Supporter?

Congrats Mate

But how do you know she will be a Dees Supporter?

My son has already signed her up.........4 generations of members.....How can she refuse?

Interesting situation I have been away for three weeks and on some threads I have no idea what has been going on and have little enthusiasm to work them out.

E.G. the bombers thread has anything happened in three weeks as it would appear the same prattle is going on as before I left.

I hope I escape this apathy but right now i am struggling for interest in most things MFC.

 
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From a time when things seemed more innocent

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Oh this is a response to another thread when someone used the word loyalty.

Not sure what that word means these day so was going to ask Mitch Clark.

I can see scratches on her leg. Must have happened in a marking contest.

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29 Time to Mann up Demonlanders or we will have no Moir of this constant draft speculation.


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