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Brad Dick

Strawbsodwyer
in Melbourne Demons

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For a very average player, I am really hoping Brad Dick does not get a game.

He has slaughtered us the last two times he has played against us and I don't want a repeat.

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    I don't like Dick at all. So would prefer he didn't play against us.

    In every sense of the word :lol:

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    I don't like Dick at all. So would prefer he didn't play against us.

    Yeah i don't like Dick either. I much prefer Geelong... :):blink:

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    Yep, Dick loves playing against us.

    I remember he had a day out in the '09 game when it was pissing down. He sure likes playing in the wet.

    Dick seems to go hard against us...

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    I would play Evans on him as a hard tag and if Dick doesnt get a sniff then we can.........

    Thanks Evans for Dick.

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    Always stands up.

    Let's just hope he doesn't explode all over us on the Queen's big day.

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    Oh yes, the annual hilariously repetitive Dick jokes. How I've been hanging out for these.

    They never get old though Nasher! Let us have our fun.

    FWIW, the last time Dick played in the wet, he was the first to come off, but he rushed back on late in the peice to seal the victory. Most times I find him as very unselfish, but do know he has an unjustified aire of confidence about him after he's been drinking all night.

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    With the Pies missing a few players, I think Dick could fill a hole.

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    Oh yes, the annual hilariously repetitive Dick jokes. How I've been hanging out for these.

    How so full of joy you are

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    it's going to be cold monday; shrinkage?

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    Actually, people who know me IRL know me to be the sort of person who laughs at just about anything. It gets a bit boring when you read literally the same jokes every year though.

    Surely not more boring than the Tom Scully thread

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    he always creams us.

    we were a bit stiff last time though.

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    Dick will be happy if Ball's deep.

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    You are all sick.

    And forgetting that in the last two games against them Aaron Davey got 6 brownlow votes.

    Davey out Dick in is bad.

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