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Dean needs to go and Green stood down !!!!!

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the team still cant play a hole game sick of all the reasons why.

and Green not one tackle from the caption of the team when playing the Roos

what more can l say ?

 

the team still cant play a hole game sick of all the reasons why.

and Green not one tackle from the caption of the team when playing the Roos

what more can l say ?

I'd go further. Sack the board as well, since they hired Bailey. Sack Schwab, too much micromanaging, Connoley too. Definitely all the players.

I mean it's absolutely irrelevant that we've carefully and impressively been implementing a long term plan to make us the 'team of the decade.' It's also irrelevant that we've stockpiled brilliant talent on every line of the footy field that should peak for us in 2013 and beyond.

I mean, the smart thing to do is that at the very first obstacle, we should throw the baby out with the bath water.

yeh, because it is also a team based decision, and it is voted upon by all the players!

 

Fantastic thread.

Thanks for your insightful and well-considered input.

Great effort!

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DB should never have got the job ahead of hardwick and Moloney should be Caption come on Green is the worse caption to ever play in the red and blue

Mcdonald should still be there .

Awful, awful thread.

But since I award marks purely based on the number of punctuation marks, I award you two points (plus one for your second post).

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yeh, because it is also a team based decision, and it is voted upon by all the players!

oh lets all vote for the old guy he should get the job done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how many of you really think Green should have got the job

this is whats wrong with this club lets stand up for the [censored] coach and the [censored] effort they give every second week

Edited by kallioota

 

I'd go further. Sack the board as well, since they hired Bailey. Sack Schwab, too much micromanaging, Connoley too. Definitely all the players.

I mean it's absolutely irrelevant that we've carefully and impressively been implementing a long term plan to make us the 'team of the decade.' It's also irrelevant that we've stockpiled brilliant talent on every line of the footy field that should peak for us in 2013 and beyond.

I mean, the smart thing to do is that at the very first obstacle, we should throw the baby out with the bath water.

well said

50% of the footy we've played in this season has been afwul. About 20% of it has been brilliant mind you! It is just a bump in the road.

Think about the list Bailey started with, and the club that was being told it's existence was in the gun. We ARE coming back.

we have to harden up now, I am certain by the end of this season we will be back in high regard by everyone. KNow that in a few weeks we will have a numbe of our best players back in Scully, McKenzie, Trengove and Jamar. That's an engine room and a decent one too. Some of the blokes like Green, Davey, Morton and Bennell simply will not continue to play badly all year, they are too good.

i'm still tipping us for top 8, but if it doesn't happen it won't be of any great concern anyway cos the picture is bigger than one season. Can you believe we get handed another top-level midfielder for our collection next year!

Edited by Curry & Beer

Awful, awful thread.

But since I award marks purely based on the number of punctuation marks, I award you two points (plus one for your second post).

What, no points for originality?


I'd go further. Sack the board as well, since they hired Bailey. Sack Schwab, too much micromanaging, Connoley too. Definitely all the players.

I mean it's absolutely irrelevant that we've carefully and impressively been implementing a long term plan to make us the 'team of the decade.' It's also irrelevant that we've stockpiled brilliant talent on every line of the footy field that should peak for us in 2013 and beyond.

I mean, the smart thing to do is that at the very first obstacle, we should throw the baby out with the bath water.

Agreed anyone who thought we would be playing finals this year are kidding themselves! There is definitely a grander plan in place and we are moving forward towards and evolving that. We should start getting some talent back on the field in the next few weeks, couple that with blooding some rookies in the meantime (Howe, Gawn, Evans and Cook and we'll be better for it in the long term! Players like this when they have developed in size will be the missing links in our current puzzle. Think about the talent we gained to take us into the future, If Bailey gets sacked or has contract terminated then who ever comes in to replace him has just been given the golden egg I believe! It's tough now but the flag will be grand again! Go Dees!

DB should never have got the job ahead of hardwick and Moloney should be Caption come on Green is the worse caption to ever play in the red and blue

Mcdonald should still be there .

Mate you are making all these calls afta the event what i am really lookin for is someone who can tell me the numbers for ozlotto tomorrow night $10m is up for grabs but i need the numbers before the draw!

What, no points for originality?

No. But since everyone around here seems to rate 'passion' over rationality, maybe I should give him some bonus points for that.

What, no points for originality?

I give him points for the constant and wilful confusion of "caption" with "captain". Tremendous stuff.

I'd go further. Sack the board as well, since they hired Bailey. Sack Schwab, too much micromanaging, Connoley too. Definitely all the players.

I mean it's absolutely irrelevant that we've carefully and impressively been implementing a long term plan to make us the 'team of the decade.' It's also irrelevant that we've stockpiled brilliant talent on every line of the footy field that should peak for us in 2013 and beyond.

I mean, the smart thing to do is that at the very first obstacle, we should throw the baby out with the bath water.

And throw the bath out too with the water and baby. Yeah.

BTW, wasn't it the previous board who hired Bailey?


And sack all the angry fans. They are all ingrates who lust for power.

What a happy thread to read as i start a new day....

I was thinking that reading Demonland while I finally have my coffee after being at work since the crack of dawn is going to make me less stressed. I was right. Laughter is very good for the soul.

I reckon they should sack everyone. I mean, like, we're not even winning and that.

the team still cant play a hole game sick of all the reasons why.

I'm with you kallioota. It's a real problem when you can't find the hole!


I want to sack the Minister for Education.

I'm not a big fan of captions either.

I mean, pictures say a thousand words but you still need 8 words below it?!

Barge! Flimshaw!

BTW, wasn't it the previous board who hired Bailey?

Wasn't it the current board that extended his contract?

 

I thought school holidays were over..

I want to sack, in order:

- The government of Indonesia

- The department of Immigration (in its entirety)

- Everyone who works at McDonalds

- The crew of the HMAS Collins

- The airport terminal staff for Virgin Blue

All have contributed to this failure! :D


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