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I really feel like the Dees are the worst team of all time. Cursed by perpetually incompetent management who can neither break even fiscally nor on the ground. It's been 23 years since we made a decent run at the finals (we all know 2000 was [censored]). How hard is it to hit the reset button and make a real 5 year challenge? Even those mongoloids over at Richmond finally got the formula right, we are still living in a fantasy land. Get rid of everyone and start again! The current crop of young players simply don't have it, especially Jack What? And we're wasting our time with old timers like Green. Someone needs to finally admit that this team doesn't have what it takes and cull them. We failed with our rrecent draft picks and we need to simply put up 3 years ass kickings to get the team right.

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PS I'm gay

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is it the first instance of demonland raping, common occurence over facebook!

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