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Gysberts signs two year contract extension

Nasher
in Melbourne Demons

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Great news, now for the big fish

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    Good work Gizz, your a superstar...

    Any info on the other draft picks signing?? Gawn & Fitzpatrick?

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    Happy days!

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    hhah the guy that's leaning his head over to look past the person in front, yeah I thought that was you

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    Great news. The kid Gysbeeerrrrrttttss will be a msssive part of our future not to mention my supercoach.

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    hhah the guy that's leaning his head over to look past the person in front, yeah I thought that was you

    Yeah, it was a Pie night. Black Tie affair. The announcement of the birth of Young GysBerts, 19 years back,at Vic' Park.

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    Fantastic news ! go the gys

    Leave the Chicken out 'JORDY'...

    A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became friends.

    Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both

    brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth

    grades , until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.

    He said , 'Hey , how come you're not eating chicken , don't you like it anymore?'

    She said 'I love it but I have to stop eating it.'

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    'Why?' he asked.

    She pointed to her lap and said 'Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down there!'

    'Let me see' he said.

    'Okay' and she pulled up her skirt.

    He looked and said , 'That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken.'

    He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter.

    He said to the little gir l , 'I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches , I'm starting to get feathers

    Down there too!'

    She asked if she could look , so he pulled down his pants for her!

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    She said

    'Oh , my God , it's too late for you! You've already got the NECK and GYZ'ARDS!!!

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    Gysberts' signing is great news for the club - a really pleasing outcome. Yep, he's only played a few senior games, but the way that he racks up possesions along with his clean disposal gives us all something to look forward to. With some more bulk, you can see him developing into a Joel Corey type.

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    Winning!!

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