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Guest Rojik of the Arctic
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I would call you dazza....

That was gold! I got a really good laugh out of that.

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Just put a y on the end of any name that ends with and S or E and you've probably nailed it.

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Jones often gets called Jesus Christ, usually after he kicks it.

....... or tries to burst through an opening that doesn't exist.

Hmm. I'd like to see that nickname used far less frequently in 2011, and this has nothing to do with a distaste for blasphemy.


Guest Deefence
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Search and you'll find a dozen of these threads... but anyway, these are my usual names for screaming out!

#1 Knockers

#2 Chunky

#3 Barty

#4 Wattsy

#5 Giz

#6 Bater

#7 Benny (And The Jet!)

#8 Chippa

#9 Trenners

#14 Dunny

#16 Grimesy

#18 Greeny

#19 Magic

#22 Beamer

#24 JURRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (Speaks for itself really)

#27 Big Riv

#28 Duke

#29 Juice

#30 T-Mac

#31 Sculls

#33 Aussie

#34 Big Stef

#36 Flash

#39 The Jet (B-B-B-Benny and the Jet!)

#40 Russian

#44 Bails (Go Ro!)

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Jones often gets called Jesus Christ, usually after he kicks it.

haha GOLD, harsh but fair

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I would call you dazza....

My vote for post of the year.

here's one from left field - how about "Black Caviar" for LJ

I like it.

+ Grimes = Frank. (reference to a Simpsons episode)

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My vote for post of the year.

I like it.

+ Grimes = Frank. (reference to a Simpsons episode)

What about Col Garland's 'Good time Grimes?'

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Bate was quick to get the nickname "Master" as far as I remember, but my group of mates coined the nickname "Fetus" for him, due to his knack of always looking like he's in the fetal position when going for a mark... It did end up in the catchphrase "You can defeat us when we have the fetus", when he had the odd good game...

Edited by stuie
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Also, as close to an "official" nicknames list as I can gather:

Bartram: Barty

Bate: Master

Bennell: Benny (see Jetta's nickname for the combo)

Davey: Flash

Dunn: Toilet, Dunny, The Mo (depends who you ask or where you sit)

Frawley: Chip

Jamar: Russian

Jetta: Jet

Jones: Chunk

Jurrah: Hasn't really been settled yet, but Jurrahcane seems popular in the outer

Moloney: Beamer

Petterd: Ricky Bobby

Rivers: Old Man

Tapscott: Tank

Trengove: Trenners

Watts: Mega

Wonaemerri: Aussie

As far as I know they're the known, common one's, any players missed don't have an "official" nick that I've heard commonly used.

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Jones often gets called Jesus Christ, usually after he kicks it.

Funniest post i've read on any forum all year. Gold.

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Bate was quick to get the nickname "Master" as far as I remember, but my group of mates coined the nickname "Fetus" for him, due to his knack of always looking like he's in the fetal position when going for a mark... It did end up in the catchphrase "You can defeat us when we have the fetus", when he had the odd good game...

If he ever turns out to be good again you're duty bound to put that on a banner. Epic.


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